Paris Hilton puts on a wig

Still a whore.

It’s like when coca-cola unveils new packaging – “New look – Same gnarly STDs!”

I got to admit, she looks hotter than before. I always had a thing for Nicki Hilton.

I wish i had beautifully bony fingers like Paris does. no fair!

Oh, wow, and bony toes!

matter of fact, scratch both of those. I just wish I was Paris Hilton.

Shut up MeghanHarris.

I don’t think that’s Paris either. This girl is not orange enough, her legs are too short, and her jaw is way too small. Unfortunately for her, she DOES have Paris’ nose.

Paris has man hands…

she annoys the living h*ll outta me.

Srew the wig. No one recognizes her with clothes on!!

*Screw* dammit! I’m arresting myself.

Is that a fake MeganHarris?

I find it hard to believe that anyone would wish to be an STD’s-ridden, worthless whore.

OMG..,and I was there…going to work and there it stood…. I picked up a big stick and poked her…and herpes oozed out…

I got scared and ran…..I think I need therapy…..or a drink….okay the drink is so much more fun-ner!!!

Holy shit. I think I fell asleep reading this.

If that really is Paris, I am sickened to see our Maple Leaf on her crusty tit. I’d love to fart in her face.

63

Are your farts maple syrup-scented?

WHO CARES IF SHE WEARS A WIG… OR IF SHE IN CANADA!!!! GOOD!!!! I HOPE SHE WEARS A BAG ON HER HEAD & I HOPE THEY KEEP HER UP THERE!!!

Enough with fucking Paris Hilton already!!!! She is a celebrity due to financial default…she’s famous for being rich. Granted I gave her a chance years ago…but now she is beyond distgusting & galaxies away from being mentioned in any interesting gossip.

BAN PARIS HILTON!!!!

So that’s why I woke up with a cold sore this morning… I knew I shouldn’t have gone downtown last night. TO’s air is ridden with that bitch’s diseases.

@ 65, Us Canadians don’t want her either!!! It just goes to show Canada Customs will let any terrorist through with their Chemical warfare of herpes and their crotches of mass destruction!!! I think half of the population of Toronto has been annihilated by now. Perhaps Wubya should send her to Iraq or Afghanistan. And Jacq, I agree with your comment of #29, but I hope a Canadian hockey player bashes her teeth in and gives her lazy eye a big black eye. Maybe it won’t be lazy no more, no more!

I think this is NATALIE RIED, the Hilton impersonator. Look at the nose, lips, and chin. Chin is thicker and more square, like Natalie’s ..and the thick glasses covering 1/2 her face.. Pfft I’m not buying it!!

‘Don’t think it’s the real skank. It’s the copy-cat skank.
http://www.bubbygram.com/parishiltonnrnyc.htm

#64….Maple syrup and Pine scented farts…we canadians are pretty talented that way…..Fabreeze is canning our farts in a spray…Mmmmmmm Canadian Pine fart…..just like a christmas morning…..

working on it babe
later :)
vv tired

@ 64 & 69, silly rabbits! Canadians don’t fart, we’re much too polite for that. Just ask Pamela Anderson or Michael J. Fox.

Get that Canadain sticker off your shirt you skank.

Spelling…I meant CANADIAN…I was so mad I erred.

#47 Good idea about Jeffery Dahmer and Parasite, unfortunately, he was killed in prison and he also usually liked his meat to have penises on them.

@37 That exactly what I was thinking. She should visit Ashlee Simpson’s P.S. because that is a beak and it will only look worse as she ages.

Goddamn it, you fucking ball hair stealing Bitch!!!! Give me back my pubic locks! They look better on my nuts than on you!! Why can’t you just leave me alone? Do I try and steal your crabs? No. Do I try and lick up all your herpe pus? No.

So, in essence, get off my nut hair, you under fed, over priveledged excuse for my dog’s vomit-cushion.

Cunt.

#40
I can’t help but wonder if the Fake Paris has the fake Herpes?

^^^ Er, #43 rather ^^^

First post & I made a typo, sheesh!
I would also like to say, I vote all Toronto natives pull off her $5.98 wig & beat her ass with it:) Amen.

#11… I hear ya! My sister worked security at the MMVA’s – I begged her to kick Paris for me but she was all “I’d really like to keep my job!” Whatever – kicking Paris would’ve been worth looking for another one!

I’ve been noticing lately how her face is always a different color from her neck and arm. Kinda like those Japanese kabuki actors.

BROWN HAIR, BLOND HAIR, HOW ABOUT NO HIER?

CHANT, CHANT, CHANT!