Paris Hilton performs with Pussycat Dolls

She looks like a skank… errrrrr… she is… heehee. i didn’t bother to check out her dance moves, but i bet it was eww.

She should just stick to kissing tomboys – that is some of her best work.

Yeah she looks good in the pics, except for the hook nose, whore make-up and gnarly toes sticking out of her stockings. In person she is quite fug though. Trust.

Her body is getting better and her face is getting worse. How is that possible?

Dita Von Teese? More like Lilly Von Schtup…It’s twue! It’s twue! Actually, that would be an insult to Madeline Kahn… I don’t mind so much that this silver spoon skank is in the public eye so much as I mind that she thinks she has any kind of talent other than an abnormal amount of peripheral vision from that wonky fucking eyeball.

Great black shoes!
Paris still a whore.

#53. nice image, thanks.

@105 That was funny! I’d write more but I’m tiwred sooo tiwred.

very stupid high “class” striper!

Seriously. All you guys out there that say you would hit it, have you ever had worn-out snatch before? It’s like shoving your dick into pudding. No tightness. It’s like bangin’ a plastic shopping bag.

I really doubt that you guys have had a lot of tail, ’cause then you would know better. I geuss my dick cares more about what I’m fuckin’ than my eyes (yeah. She LOOKS fuckable), and it would have to pass on that whore.

She looks like a lazy-eyed tranny. Who in the hell thought this would be sexy?!?!

wow–get over yourself Paris its frightening to watch you so awkwardly try to be sexy..its like watching an 800 lb. gorilla in the room. . . stick to what you know…absolutely nothing!

Seriously, how is this any different from what she does every other weekend? Or every other night for that matter? Dressing up, stealing someone else’s stage to “dance” and try her hardest to look sexy, which inevitably always makes her look that much more pathetic.

I don’t even think she’s unattractive physically (despite being disgusting on so many other levels) but her desperate attention whoring around is so obnoxious I want her to fall of that stage and end this shit once and for all. Gooday.

Wow. Try. A. Little. Harder.

what a fucking chickenhead.

I was actually embarrassed for her

Wow, her parents and family must be so proud.

Someone please sterilize her pronto!!!!

She’s a disgusting tranny.

And my washing machine has better rhythm.

She is terribly awkward. Can’t dance at all and her movements are very deliberate and unnatural. When she tries to look sexy, it just looks like she is trying to hard, and it comes across as very un-sexy.

Plus the older she gets, it just comes across as very desperate and attention-seeking.

goooooo bitch !!!! you look wonderful paris as usual !!!!! luv ya biatch !!!!

Binky,

What are you talking about? What’s “inside job”? And why is my HuckyDucky a spam name? That’s what my little girl calls “Humpty Dumpty”.

#116 yes she is a tranny, but so are the rest of the Pussycat Daves so she fit right in.

maaaaaaan… Trannies must want to raid her shoe-closet like EVERYDAY!! cute big-ass shoes! and yes she looks great! STD’s aside…

good body? she has no boobs, no ass, and the only reason she shows a slight chance of having hips is because shes wearing a corset thingy that squeezes her. shes a fucking joke. lazy, stupid, and truly, disgusting

paris gives burlesque a very bad name. the martini glass thing has been done for decades (way before dita von teese and catherine d’lish) and paris looked like she was drowning. awful. burlesque is NOT your thing.

The only way this bitch could be hot, is if you lit her on fire.

She is a no talent nobody who is always trying to be a no talent somebody!
She needs a good head shrink!

As unappealing as she is, I really have to give her credit for having beautiful skin. It always looks perfect and soft! She needs to drop this act and start doing lotion commercials.

rofl

Absolutly no rhythm at all! OMG! trippers everywhere should be affended and start a sexy sexy riot! This girl cannot dance nor strip. This is not coming from a stripper, but if I had to I would shake my ass and look so much better doing it. The strippers should unite and protest this disgrace and eye-sore!

I ment to say STRIPPERS not trippers…..hehehehe

#33 Matt: speak for yourself. As a non-gay, I wouldn’t go near this STD-laden, self-absorbed whore whose “sexy face” shows she has the intelligence of a particularly stupid ape. I don’t think heterosexual = nondiscriminating. More like complete idiot = nondiscriminating. But good luck with the herpes, guy.

Her feet–those long toes with black polish–in those hot fuck-me boots are glorious!

Ha, Paris looks just as slutty as always. ill agree she looks ok but theres no way in hell id stick my dick up her pussy, dont wanna contract AIDS, as well as ‘dumb-fuck syndrome’. Shit man, when is the fucked up cunt gonna realise that life is just about getting drunk every Saturday night and going to bed with other men. Feel sorry 4 her future children people, not her.

so much effort and still looks like S.H.I.T. Can’t dance either. I bet she’s frigid and fucking “dry” all the time.

HURL…BARF!

OH MY EYES MY EYES!

WHY GOD WHY!

Shit, she looks horrible.
She’s gotten so fat.

…i like men now

OMG can someone please please put that girl out of her missery!!! she is such a try hard! Sooooooooooo over the Paris!

I hope no Superficial regulars read this.

I am attracted to this whore.

There, I said it.