I’m not sure how many birthdays Paris Hilton has, but Saturday night she celebrated her 27th again by performing with the Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas. Despite not wearing protective eyewear and Paris having the coordination of a ham sandwich, nobody was injured. At least until after the show when Paris’ outfits had to be burned along with two Pussycat Dolls who helped her change. They knew the risks.
Photos: Splash News
Video: TMZ
wow my first comment!
I’d tap that all day and night. She looks good in those picks.
I beg that they incinerated that gigantic martini glass.
Man has yet to make solvents strong enough to cleanse that kind of germ.
I know I’m comparing a horror show to a horror show here, but Paris looks a hell of a lot hotter in that white getup than Lindsay Lohan does nude. And this was a live gig, not a photo shoot. Props to her for not looking as gross as Lindsay.
Can’t believe it but Big Bird looks hot!
ripping off Dita Vonteese’s act. What an unoriginal bitch! I’m so bored of her
#2-And your penis would drip sewage for the rest of your days.
Hmmm… How can I make Paris Hilton look even trashier than usual…
…. WAIT! I GOT IT!
she’s got a nice body…..
but is the syphilis worth it?
Dynamite thighs.
It really doesn’t suit her.
She doesn’t look hot, she looks like an ugly prostitute.
No chocolate dipping for her, she’d ruin good coco…..now maybe a pound of Cocain and you’d not worry about the syphilis or the fact that the older she get the more of a tranny she looks like. Like maybe when she’s thirty she’s a creamy whie Rupaul (?)…………..
Paris has a nice body? You must be looking at someone else. She has a physical structure. It’s not what most educated people would find “nice” though. If she were in an entomology class, then yes, she would have a nice body. But as a human? no.
Paris keeps topping herself in ridiculous stunts. What next? Chainsaw juggling with Michael Moschen?
She kinda reminds me of Xtina in that garb and obnoxious red lipstick.
HEEEEERRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
Yeah, there’s not enough disinfectant in the world to kill the herpes now residing in that giant martini glass.
Gah…….
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Wow she really does look like a Tranny….
(no offense to all your beautiful Transvestites out there….Paris would definitely be the bottom rung of tranniness)
Yes, I agree she’s one step closer to being a stripper. She’s gonna need to do something for cash. Hey Paris……. maybe its this kind of whorish behavior that made Grandpa drop you to the bottom of the money chain . You icky drippy PIG.
Kudos to Gramps for cutting her off!!
No question she’s annoying, but that is one absolutely smoking, smoking body.
I wasn’t even bothered by the fact that she does look like a tranny, but more by her so-called dancing. She moves around like a dying giraffe. Come on, the pussycat dolls can do better than this in their sleep.
Anyways, I hope the person who high-fived her got to keep the arm. Doctors said they were looking into amputation.
Looks really dirty and old….the martini glass doesn’t look too clean either……
OK, just watched the video and it looks like a “make up” tape she is sending to Rick soloman….Or maybe she is trying to lure Eddie Murphy into picking her/him up later on the strip…we all know eddie likes to be poked alittle every now and then…..Why do you think his mom was on his honeymoon?
It’s getting sadder and sadder watching her trying so hard to be sexy. Quadrapalegics have better moves than her.
She does look pretty good, amazingly. The guy behind her at the end of the video looks like a douche. Who the hell are all of these people who give a shit about her though? I have not met one person who really could care less about her crap.
Until watching this video I never realized that the Special Olympics had an event for stripping.
Congrats on the Gold Medal Paris, you are a very “Special” girl!
You know, I’m not sure what to say about these pictures. Her methods may be unorthodox, but hey, anything to raise awareness for the plight of the Rwandan people can’t be all bad.
She looks stiff as hell…as if she’s more worried about her Photo Ops than her dancing….sh*t if you were good at dancing you wouldnt have to worry about what you look like in the photos they take…damn…trashy biAtch
I’m sure fucking her (besides the obvious side effects) would feel about as sticking your dick in and fucking a warm bucket of milk.
So much sexier when Dita Von Teese does the martini glass thing.
Meh…needs more urine.
Wow i just jerked off to these pics and i still havent watched the video yet …..ive got those for my wankbank!!! LOL
Better than Lindsay, that’s for damn sure.
I’d fuck her. As a non-gay, I’m not really into waving my hands and snapping my fingers and issssssssueing snarky putdowns when some slut needs to be poked. I’m a real guy, and everybody knows we’re not discriminating.
The burning joke was funnier when Celebslam.com posted it this morning:
http://celebslam.buzznet.com/paris-hilton-birthday-skank
It is sad she can not do something worth while in her spare time. I usually ignore any postings about Paris. She does look amazingly like a drag queen.
Dude, i don’t know. A lifetime of the herp. That condom isn’t gonna help either buddy. A lot of guys say “yeah, I’d fuck her no matter what. Herpes is permanent man. You carry that shit around for the rest of your life. Especially on your mouth?
Hate to be a buzzkill. Just sayin’.
WHORE
I am tired of seeing the right side of her face.
People hate on Paris but god damn she has some nice legs. I’d love to fuck her.
CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT
Unless the herpes is in her butthole I’m not really worried. I don’t want to look at her, listen to her, kiss her, or give her pleasure in any way. I just want her to dance for me and then – bam – walk funny the next morning. Funnier.
Worthless fucking whore. SHE HAS HERPES!!!!! NONE OF YOU SHOULD EVER TALK ABOUT FUCKING HER!!!
It still blows my mind that any non-desperate celeb actually considers fucking her. Even dating her. OR SHAKING HER HAND.
Ugh…
i honestly think that if i was given the opportunity to beat her face in with anything made of steel i would do it, until there was nothing but mush. and then i would do it some more.
to the person who said she has nice legs…. yeah sure, just watch out for her size huge man feet. she wears a size 10 mens shoe
She moves like a drunk horse but still,at least she’s trying.
We love-love-love ending each statement with “Ugh!”
Ugh…
#43, LOLZORZ
AGREED. Those stupid fucking “Im sexy” faces she makes are worthy of a beatdown.
At the risk of Ryan’s wrath, Paris looks kinda hot in these pictures. And she does have nice legs. Normally, they look sticklike, but here, they’re OK. She’s still the female equivalent of a douchebag, but if I was a guy, I could maybe hit that, with a full-body condom (on me). Of course, I’d rather hook up with Heidi Klum or Jessica Biel, but if Paris was the last chick on earth, maybe…
Ryan, don’t try to butch up. We know.
I’d shag her rotten baby YEAH!