I’m not sure how many birthdays Paris Hilton has, but Saturday night she celebrated her 27th again by performing with the Pussycat Dolls in Las Vegas. Despite not wearing protective eyewear and Paris having the coordination of a ham sandwich, nobody was injured. At least until after the show when Paris’ outfits had to be burned along with two Pussycat Dolls who helped her change. They knew the risks.
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allyoop | February 18, 2008 at 3:46 pm
wow my first comment!
Jimmy Beam | February 18, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I’d tap that all day and night. She looks good in those picks.
D. Richards (Loathe.) | February 18, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I beg that they incinerated that gigantic martini glass.
Man has yet to make solvents strong enough to cleanse that kind of germ.
James | February 18, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I know I’m comparing a horror show to a horror show here, but Paris looks a hell of a lot hotter in that white getup than Lindsay Lohan does nude. And this was a live gig, not a photo shoot. Props to her for not looking as gross as Lindsay.
blp | February 18, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Can’t believe it but Big Bird looks hot!
sunny | February 18, 2008 at 4:02 pm
ripping off Dita Vonteese’s act. What an unoriginal bitch! I’m so bored of her
mrs.t | February 18, 2008 at 4:02 pm
#2-And your penis would drip sewage for the rest of your days.
GamerEdie | February 18, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Hmmm… How can I make Paris Hilton look even trashier than usual…
…. WAIT! I GOT IT!
silverdollar | February 18, 2008 at 4:09 pm
she’s got a nice body…..
but is the syphilis worth it?
HuckyDucky | February 18, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Dynamite thighs.
no... | February 18, 2008 at 4:10 pm
It really doesn’t suit her.
She doesn’t look hot, she looks like an ugly prostitute.
Brian J | February 18, 2008 at 4:14 pm
No chocolate dipping for her, she’d ruin good coco…..now maybe a pound of Cocain and you’d not worry about the syphilis or the fact that the older she get the more of a tranny she looks like. Like maybe when she’s thirty she’s a creamy whie Rupaul (?)…………..
Arguman | February 18, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Paris has a nice body? You must be looking at someone else. She has a physical structure. It’s not what most educated people would find “nice” though. If she were in an entomology class, then yes, she would have a nice body. But as a human? no.
Paris keeps topping herself in ridiculous stunts. What next? Chainsaw juggling with Michael Moschen?
lipper | February 18, 2008 at 4:17 pm
She kinda reminds me of Xtina in that garb and obnoxious red lipstick.
Condom Man | February 18, 2008 at 4:18 pm
HEEEEERRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
havoc | February 18, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Yeah, there’s not enough disinfectant in the world to kill the herpes now residing in that giant martini glass.
Gah…….
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Pixie | February 18, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Wow she really does look like a Tranny….
(no offense to all your beautiful Transvestites out there….Paris would definitely be the bottom rung of tranniness)
smadgie | February 18, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Yes, I agree she’s one step closer to being a stripper. She’s gonna need to do something for cash. Hey Paris……. maybe its this kind of whorish behavior that made Grandpa drop you to the bottom of the money chain . You icky drippy PIG.
Kudos to Gramps for cutting her off!!
ksreed | February 18, 2008 at 4:28 pm
No question she’s annoying, but that is one absolutely smoking, smoking body.
Ruby | February 18, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I wasn’t even bothered by the fact that she does look like a tranny, but more by her so-called dancing. She moves around like a dying giraffe. Come on, the pussycat dolls can do better than this in their sleep.
Anyways, I hope the person who high-fived her got to keep the arm. Doctors said they were looking into amputation.
tackylynn | February 18, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Looks really dirty and old….the martini glass doesn’t look too clean either……
Brian J | February 18, 2008 at 4:35 pm
OK, just watched the video and it looks like a “make up” tape she is sending to Rick soloman….Or maybe she is trying to lure Eddie Murphy into picking her/him up later on the strip…we all know eddie likes to be poked alittle every now and then…..Why do you think his mom was on his honeymoon?
Paris Ass Goiter | February 18, 2008 at 4:35 pm
It’s getting sadder and sadder watching her trying so hard to be sexy. Quadrapalegics have better moves than her.
Bocephus | February 18, 2008 at 4:36 pm
She does look pretty good, amazingly. The guy behind her at the end of the video looks like a douche. Who the hell are all of these people who give a shit about her though? I have not met one person who really could care less about her crap.
I Fucking Hate You | February 18, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Until watching this video I never realized that the Special Olympics had an event for stripping.
Congrats on the Gold Medal Paris, you are a very “Special” girl!
Auntie Kryst | February 18, 2008 at 4:45 pm
You know, I’m not sure what to say about these pictures. Her methods may be unorthodox, but hey, anything to raise awareness for the plight of the Rwandan people can’t be all bad.
Ginna | February 18, 2008 at 4:53 pm
She looks stiff as hell…as if she’s more worried about her Photo Ops than her dancing….sh*t if you were good at dancing you wouldnt have to worry about what you look like in the photos they take…damn…trashy biAtch
pinky_nip | February 18, 2008 at 4:53 pm
I’m sure fucking her (besides the obvious side effects) would feel about as sticking your dick in and fucking a warm bucket of milk.
Violet | February 18, 2008 at 4:58 pm
So much sexier when Dita Von Teese does the martini glass thing.
Kim Kardashian | February 18, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Meh…needs more urine.
woooooahhh_nelly | February 18, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Wow i just jerked off to these pics and i still havent watched the video yet …..ive got those for my wankbank!!! LOL
Wendy | February 18, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Better than Lindsay, that’s for damn sure.
Matt | February 18, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I’d fuck her. As a non-gay, I’m not really into waving my hands and snapping my fingers and issssssssueing snarky putdowns when some slut needs to be poked. I’m a real guy, and everybody knows we’re not discriminating.
Guy | February 18, 2008 at 5:18 pm
The burning joke was funnier when Celebslam.com posted it this morning:
http://celebslam.buzznet.com/paris-hilton-birthday-skank
Paris Looks Like a Drag Queen | February 18, 2008 at 5:21 pm
It is sad she can not do something worth while in her spare time. I usually ignore any postings about Paris. She does look amazingly like a drag queen.
@33 | February 18, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Dude, i don’t know. A lifetime of the herp. That condom isn’t gonna help either buddy. A lot of guys say “yeah, I’d fuck her no matter what. Herpes is permanent man. You carry that shit around for the rest of your life. Especially on your mouth?
Hate to be a buzzkill. Just sayin’.
lulu | February 18, 2008 at 5:29 pm
WHORE
me | February 18, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I am tired of seeing the right side of her face.
Banana | February 18, 2008 at 5:36 pm
People hate on Paris but god damn she has some nice legs. I’d love to fuck her.
Ryan | February 18, 2008 at 5:39 pm
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Pancho | February 18, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Unless the herpes is in her butthole I’m not really worried. I don’t want to look at her, listen to her, kiss her, or give her pleasure in any way. I just want her to dance for me and then – bam – walk funny the next morning. Funnier.
Ryan | February 18, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Worthless fucking whore. SHE HAS HERPES!!!!! NONE OF YOU SHOULD EVER TALK ABOUT FUCKING HER!!!
It still blows my mind that any non-desperate celeb actually considers fucking her. Even dating her. OR SHAKING HER HAND.
Ugh…
kirsten dunst | February 18, 2008 at 5:45 pm
i honestly think that if i was given the opportunity to beat her face in with anything made of steel i would do it, until there was nothing but mush. and then i would do it some more.
kimmy | February 18, 2008 at 5:46 pm
to the person who said she has nice legs…. yeah sure, just watch out for her size huge man feet. she wears a size 10 mens shoe
Sauron | February 18, 2008 at 5:47 pm
She moves like a drunk horse but still,at least she’s trying.
Gay Men | February 18, 2008 at 5:51 pm
We love-love-love ending each statement with “Ugh!”
Ugh…
Ryan | February 18, 2008 at 5:54 pm
#43, LOLZORZ
AGREED. Those stupid fucking “Im sexy” faces she makes are worthy of a beatdown.
LL | February 18, 2008 at 5:56 pm
At the risk of Ryan’s wrath, Paris looks kinda hot in these pictures. And she does have nice legs. Normally, they look sticklike, but here, they’re OK. She’s still the female equivalent of a douchebag, but if I was a guy, I could maybe hit that, with a full-body condom (on me). Of course, I’d rather hook up with Heidi Klum or Jessica Biel, but if Paris was the last chick on earth, maybe…
Cindy | February 18, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Ryan, don’t try to butch up. We know.
Austin | February 18, 2008 at 6:04 pm
I’d shag her rotten baby YEAH!