Paris Hilton Pulls Dress Up

20041109_philton.jpgI don’t know about the giant ear muffs on her shoulders, but this dress looks pretty good on Paris. And by pretty good I mean that if it was an inch shorter everybody would be staring at the bottom of her panties (or vagina if she doesn’t believe in underwear like me). I like how she was considerate enough to open up her dress and give everybody a peek at her ass. Most classy ladies like Paris usually keep their asses to themselves, hidden ever so rudely by their clothes. And some of them don’t even have sex with every person that they meet, making crazy videos and distributing them all over the internet. Pfft, and they call themselves classy.

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