Paris Hilton pukes on stage

November 21st, 2006 // 80 Comments

According to Joshua Radin, Paris Hilton was “performing” in Las Vegas when she puked on stage. Radin was in Vegas with the cast of “Scrubs” and went to a club to see Jay-Z perform. He writes on his MySpace:

“Paris Hilton …was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours,” Radin wrote on his MySpace site. “Now don’t get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us.” When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hilton’s moment. “Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs,” writes Radin. “She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming.”

The sad thing is that’s probably the best performance Paris Hilton has ever given. The audience was probably like, “Who is this? I came here to see Paris Hilton but my ears aren’t leaking blood. And I’m actually entertained.” And then they’d fall to their knees, raising their fists in anger shouting at the heavens, “Who is this?!” Then they’d go home and kill themselves because they just admitted they actually wanted to see Paris Hilton perform.


  1. purplepuppy

    How does Paris guzzle so much booze, but is still so skinny? Drinking lots of liquor, you can pack on the pounds. What’s her secret, I’d REALLY like to know, and put it to use!

  2. ToiletDuck


    She’s on the semen diet – she gets it right from the source, so it’s pure…great source of protein for her, and when she eats other stuff she can stick her finger down her throat and puke at public events when she gets drunk enough…

  3. GG 4.33

    The music business can be so charming at times. Paris pukes! Why does the MSM love this woman so? Why is she news? I understand why the tabloids love her. That’s their job. They deal with sleazy people like this. She pays their bills (not literally). Stop taking her seriously as a performer. She has no talent. Never has, never will.

  4. ToiletDuck

    Those photos – is this her new “fragrance” she’s promoting??? OMG, how do you capture the “essence” of this sleazy little no-talent cunt?? What the does perfume smell like, “old pussy” along with sewer stink, smelly armpits, the stinky, brown, steamy old sweaty buttcrack of her last trick???? ecchhh…

  5. Well, at least it was Grey Goose. Shows she’s got class. Snort.

  6. G

    I was wondering who could top Ashley Simpson in live performing, although for Paris it doesn’t take much effort.

  7. ToiletDuck

    I heard she’ll be in Tijuana next week doing the Donkey Show…

  8. mikewall

    Semen diet ha, I wonder if she will package that diet and try to sell it. She can sell anything

  9. girl-with-no-pants

    she’s so disgusting.. shouldn’t she be following britney spears around

  10. It’s the plague, people. She’s created a Super Plague, and the only way to kill the strain is to kill the creator.

    Paris Hilton living for so long would make anyone an atheist.

  11. lilypetals

    After she pukes, she goes to her doctor to check up on genital herpes.

    What a disease-infested whore!!!!

  12. NipsyHustle

    i feel like her ‘gina must smell like old boiled cabbage.

  13. EvilPotato

    Is it just me, or is she looking *different* lately? She looks like she’s had some more work done on her face, particularly around the jawline.

    Maybe her face is just starting to sag. Drugs, alcohol, and over-vigorous cocksucking will do that to ya…

  14. BoognishRising

    @62 – old boiled cabbage is the smell you associate with nasty ass slum apartments. She’s super-rich so I figure it must must smell more like 2-year-old rotting caviar or something. Or whatever bajillionaire cunts smell like. I don’t know…

  15. Skip Smith

    Hey, let’s get a political debate going here like in the other threads! Never mind the celebrity gossip, I really what to know what a bunch of fucking idiots think about Social Security reform!

  16. pop

    this asshole is stealing your stories again…looks like he’s back from the dead…

  17. #65–You want to hear from an idiot?

    So do I.

    SO what DO you think?

  18. She is a terrible human being and proof that God does not exist.

  19. aurealis

    I’d be shocked if no one expected her to make an ass of herself. It was either that, or expose her vage. Meanwhile, is anyone else in a state of disillusionment over her dark roots?

  20. BuckTheInfernal

    “She is a terrible human being and proof that God does not exist.”

    She is a terrible human being and proof that rich people can be unhappy too.

  21. jrzmommy

    65–I’m not an idiot but I can tell you that Soc. Sec. needs to be privatized for future generations. The Cato Institute has done extensive research on the topic and you should read up on it to be informed.

  22. RichPort

    Well Skippy, I think that Social Security is the right of the citizens of the US mainly due to the promise made when we first started paying income taxes. Our current purging of the Treasury, without asking any sacrifice from the population at large, is the main culprit and catalyst for the privatization drive. Households, much like the US government as a whole, have a negative savings rate, generally due to excessive borrowing against the equities of their homes and predatory credit card practices. Federal income is literally being bled into the sands of the Middle East as schools and our social safety net crumble here at home. Poverty is on the rise during one of the nation’s most striking economic surges, thus pressuring government programs further, as is the number of uninsured Americans. Privatization is never the efficient, cost saving standard it’s sold to be; if it were, HMOs wouldn’t have such a death grip on the entire medical industry. The real winners of course would be those same HMOs and the Wall Street firms that would extract fees for managing the private accounts. This country would never stand for millions of starving old people, so the privatization we practice to day be eventually be the more expensive social programs we enact tomorrow, if for nothing else then to quell the international shame we’ll receive as our elderly are plastered on the covers of The Economist and Le Monde (fucking French pussies).

    How’s that Skip?


  23. ToiletDuck


    Right on, I totally agree, this is a vitally important issue totally relevant to the changing times we live in and we should all be concerned with this topic…

    But, more importantly, does anyone know where I can get some of Paris Hilton’s pubes? I want to weave them into hair bracelets and sell them on EBay to raise money for Madonna’s Malawian Adoption Kidnap (oops, I mean “Rescue”) Fund…if anyone knows some of the stalls in West Hollywood where Paris likes to squat and take care of her business, I would be more than willing to harvest the raw materials myself…hey, thanks, and by the way keep up the good work on that Social Security thingy…let us know how it goes…

  24. meg

    Haha. Paris needs to stay off the stage. The only thing that bitch should ever perform is a blow job.

  25. nash

    Simple question about Paris since the only thing that matters is her cunt:

    Where can I get a bigger picture of her at the Jay-Z event in Vegas… The pic you can see on the second or third page of celebslam… My eyes tell me it’sa new pussy appearance for Paris! Yeepee!

  26. Xineswish

    The sad thing is, this girl ACTUALLY BELIEVES she’s pretty. Ugh. How can she not see that she’s completely disgusting looking? All her bones are poking out and her mouth is all small & weird looking, her nose droops way down in the front and her hair looks like fake barbie hair. She wears colored contacts everday. She doesn’t have the body of a woman…she looks like a 13 year old boy.

  27. she’s a walking disease bag

  28. Paris is very intelligent, which makes her hot in my books.

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