Paris Hilton pukes on stage


According to Joshua Radin, Paris Hilton was “performing” in Las Vegas when she puked on stage. Radin was in Vegas with the cast of “Scrubs” and went to a club to see Jay-Z perform. He writes on his MySpace:

“Paris Hilton …was sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours,” Radin wrote on his MySpace site. “Now don’t get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us.” When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hilton’s moment. “Paris, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ‘record’ on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs,” writes Radin. “She gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming.”

The sad thing is that’s probably the best performance Paris Hilton has ever given. The audience was probably like, “Who is this? I came here to see Paris Hilton but my ears aren’t leaking blood. And I’m actually entertained.” And then they’d fall to their knees, raising their fists in anger shouting at the heavens, “Who is this?!” Then they’d go home and kill themselves because they just admitted they actually wanted to see Paris Hilton perform.