Paris Hilton’s psychiatrist says she’s “distraught and traumatized” and “fears incarceration” over her 45-day jail sentence, and is using that to get Paris out of testifying in a $10 million slander and libel suit against her by actress Zeta Graff. .
Hilton is facing an order to testify in the civil trial beginning May 21, but the psychiatrist argues that “given (Hilton’s) current psychological, and emotional state … (she’s) not capable of any meaningful participation in a trial.”
Can you imagine being Paris Hilton’s psychiatrist? It doesn’t even matter what Paris says, the psychiatrist would just spend the whole time nodding along going “Mmm hmm, mmm hmm” while scribbling “insane” in their notebook and underlining it. If I was a psychiatrist (which I am) I’d rather have a psychiatrist-eating bear as a patient than have to listen to Paris talk about her problems all day.
isitin | May 15, 2007 at 7:20 am
First………..
Blairboy | May 15, 2007 at 7:20 am
Douchebag. Prison’s gonna be hilarious.
Alllegiononflegit | May 15, 2007 at 7:22 am
What a poor soul. I almost feel sorry for her. Afterall, what a rough life she has lives so far. I mean, the trust fund she has isn’t THAT big.
But this 45 days will be the longest she has ever went without taking some cock or drinking.
Phazon | May 15, 2007 at 7:27 am
I’m just praying so hard that she will serve that whole sentence or atleast most of it.
Bern | May 15, 2007 at 7:32 am
#3 – Going 45 days without drinking would be Hell. Don’t even joke about that. I’m now going to comfort myself with the disturbingly large boobs on my blog. I may never recover from considering 45 days without booze.
Jason The Barbarian | May 15, 2007 at 7:32 am
Doesn’t one need a psyche to need a psychiatrist?
blpressure | May 15, 2007 at 7:38 am
That’s a very good point Bern. I don’t think I’ve gone without booze for more than 2 weeks since I was 14. I’m gonna look at those disturbingly massive boobs too to take my mind off it.
freejose.com | May 15, 2007 at 8:10 am
Ummm… you are supposed to be distraught and traumatized about going to prison. I think that’s the idea so you don’t commit another crime. Perhaps I’m not capable of meaningful participation on this blog, but that’s just my fragile psyche talking.
FRIST!!! | May 15, 2007 at 8:41 am
#5 Agreed. You have to drink. How else do you stop the voices in your head? Or is that just me…
J | May 15, 2007 at 9:18 am
HAHAHAHA
| May 15, 2007 at 9:20 am
# 8, I agree
She better not get out of jail b/c
of this shit. She’s an idiot. She did something wrong and should go to jail like any other shmuck would be.
WowJustWow | May 15, 2007 at 9:28 am
Anyone who dresses up their dog as Britney is psychologically unsound.
Patricia | May 15, 2007 at 9:37 am
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
BDIDDY | May 15, 2007 at 9:39 am
Who the fuck cares, and honestly when has see ever been psychologically sound, hell her mom call her simple when describing her G.E.D. having ass. I mean does anyone think the bitch isn’t crazy. I just watched the South Park with her having her Whore-Off. God I hate that bitch so much I hope she gets raped by a broom in prison. Lindsey too.
Tina Elkins | May 15, 2007 at 9:56 am
Paris , get use to it, because you are a walking, breathing disaster just waiting to happen..
Oh yea, LifesAbitch, than you die…
Live it ,, breathe it..
captain obvious | May 15, 2007 at 10:03 am
oh a day in the life of a heiress. Poor little princess, boohoo. I find Paris so boring, don’t see why the press even cover her. Snore.
N@ughty | May 15, 2007 at 10:11 am
#16 cause she’s constantly flashing her panties around and those horny and retarted virgin guys find it just “fascinating”
poor paris. oh well, don’t drop the soap!
brainyblonde | May 15, 2007 at 10:23 am
That would actually be “if I WERE” a psychiatrist. Not “if I was”
edb87 | May 15, 2007 at 11:04 am
Come on, what problems could she possibly have?
“Dr, I had a really bad day. The Saks 5th Ave. Store didn’t have the purse I wanted!”
Eff her. I hope she slips and busts her head on her private toilet while in jail.
Deborah | May 15, 2007 at 11:46 am
Do you think that Nicky Hilton ever wakes up in the middle of the night screaming, in a cold sweat at the realization that in 5 years she’s going to have her fuck-tard sister permanently living in her guestroom?
LeeLee | May 15, 2007 at 12:31 pm
#20- yes. That and also the fact that her parents will be living in her guest house.
Who is this woman suing her? I’ve never heard of her in my entire life.
deborah | May 15, 2007 at 12:42 pm
LeeLee — I typed her name into Yahoo…and a bunch of Paris Hilton pictures came up!! Paris Hilton….she’s like a fungus.
Paul | May 15, 2007 at 1:59 pm
Nothing a broomstick to the intestines won’t fix. . .
FATTY | May 15, 2007 at 2:44 pm
I AM SO GLAD SHE IS GOING DOWN. AMERICA STEP UP! ITS TIME FOR LOOSE UNHOLY WOMEN LIKE THAT TO BE EXPOSED!
The superfish guy is on coke | May 15, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Being her psychiatrist is a walk in the park compared to being her lawyer. Could you imagine trying to coach this twat on what to say once she reaches the stand? “No Paris, you don’t tell the judge that he’s cute and that you can make him cum in 30 seconds.” What a fuckin’ disaster.
Chauncey Gardner | May 15, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Considering the wind goes in one of Paris’s ears and out the other, can’t they just get a meteorologist to sign off on this shit and send her packing?
Reaper | May 15, 2007 at 3:37 pm
Oh please have a camera follow Miss Priss during her training of what life outside her palace can really be like. I’d pay $100 for the DVD!! Ironic, huh!?!!?
B Locs | May 15, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Mmm’kay… i didn’t know who the frick Zeta Giraffe is, so i googled her… HELLO! google that bitch… see what pops up! i really hate to say, but she should be thanking paris… hahahaha
LeeLee | May 15, 2007 at 4:48 pm
So this Zeta woman is only famous because she’s suing Paris? ha,ha,ha.
Wow, Deborah– I just googled her and it took me awhile to find a picture NOT of Paris… Although the ones I found of Zeta Giraffe, she looks just like a deformed Paris (oops, hope she doesn’t sue me!)
Jack D. Ripper | May 15, 2007 at 5:21 pm
Do women’s jails allow strap-ons? Oh, you fucking know there’s a group of bull dykes just waiting to tag team Paris while kicking her in the face. Man, I’d pay good money for a video.
jetta | May 15, 2007 at 6:30 pm
She did alot of crap already and she saids she don’t wanna do time, you know if if was anyother normal person or minorty ploice love to fuck with us poor folks we be paying more than that…!
Shit I butter that one then if i ever get jalied that if paris gets it we should all get treated like her then if she gets it easy like always .. and did she not hit that one person’s car which ws parked and she just drove away , her ass did a hit and run…!
Damn i wish theowner of the car would speak up on it :D
jetta | May 15, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Darn excuse me with all that typos… I think I caught paris sickness lol
(Its what happens when I try to type fast but i know i can’t lol)
b | May 15, 2007 at 6:41 pm
THE ONLY PROBLEMS POOR PARIS HAS ARE ONES SHES CREATED HERSELF…. SNOBBY LITTLE BIATCH HAS EVERYTHING HER OWN WAY, THEN WHEN THINGS DONT WORK FOR HER SHE CLAIMS SHES UNSTABLE… CANT WAIT FOR HER TO GO TO JAIL AND HAVE TO LIVE IN REALITY FOR JUST 1 DAY LET ALONE 45!
anon | May 15, 2007 at 6:44 pm
@7 awesome I am stealing that
lils | May 15, 2007 at 6:48 pm
I swear my mom had glasses like those… back in the 80′s
anon | May 15, 2007 at 7:58 pm
I just am looking forward to the 45 days I don’t have to hear anything about her at all.
anon | May 15, 2007 at 8:00 pm
She needs Scientology to “disconnect” her from the rest of the world.
parissucks | May 15, 2007 at 10:06 pm
Fuck this slut. I cant wait till she gets locked up!!
noangel | May 15, 2007 at 11:06 pm
Who is the boneheaded psychiatrist who said Paris can’t assist in her own legal matters?
So she’s criminally insane now, too?
You have to be genuinely disconnected from reality to do that. Hearing-God’s-voice-and Elvis-singing-duets-crazy. Believing-that-Doritos-are-your-only-friend-crazy.
I guess the Hilton Sr.’s had to shell out a lot of money to a crappy doctor for him to come up with his brilliant but utterly false diagnosis.
I’d take 45 days in a mental health facility — 1,080 hours — every minute of it with Ms Hilton participating in intense therapy to find the black hole in her soul, or hard at work keeping the therapy area clean and live-able.
No electronics, no music, only the drugs allowed by real physicians and not this bonehead and his paid for diagnosis. Please.
It’s so transparent a ploy you know it’s a fake a mile away.
A county jail is too good for Paris. If she’s nuts, then treat her like one.
... | May 16, 2007 at 2:39 am
she needs to learn..karma is hitting back at her..rather lightly though.
techclerk | May 16, 2007 at 4:16 am
I just heard she was witnessed in public smoking a joint and there are pictures.
Let’s hope the 45 dropped to 30 days just shot up a year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m not an alcoholic, but I might be if I drink a shot every day in tribute for every day that she ends up serving her sentence.
Keep digging that hole deeper, bitch!
ams1024 | May 16, 2007 at 7:43 am
im sick of this bitch
Wiley | May 16, 2007 at 8:13 am
Isn’t incarceration designed to put fear into law breakers? I think her psychiatrist needs a psychiatrist.
care | May 16, 2007 at 9:22 am
paris hilton= waste of life…
i can’t believe she wants people to feel sorry for her.
im sure she ‘didn’t know’ her license was suspended because when she woke up that morning no one told her, poor spoiled(ugly) rat faced whore!