Paris Hilton promotes sparkling wine in a can
May 1st, 2006 // 78 Comments
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All those white 3-d looking glasses were given out because you can’t look directly at her.
50: A very unfortunate “angry pirate” incident two years ago in Vail. Guess my aim was a bit off. Oh well, live and learn.
Regarding post #41…………yet another stunningly insightful comment from MeganHarris. How DOES she do it?
whatever happens dont forget how much of a slut this girl is!! Check out this link, its Paris flashing the camera!!
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000978.html
The seventh sign is upon us.
Oh my GOD. You guys, the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser is so freaking awesome. Fuck David Copperfield, this is magic for real.
And no, I don’t work for them.
wine in a can. I wonder if they’ll lift the ban for her to promote herpes in a can?
Her dogs are even whores, one tried to rape Ellen’s dog on her show. Hope she didn’t give herpes to Fifi.
paris, oh, paris….. this inbreed is just one brain cell away from becoming a talking monkey
oh, man, am i a little too late on that one…
ugh! did it sing again ?? it looks like it’s singing again ! NO !!!
#16.
it’s AUSTRIA not AUSTRALIA who lifted the ban, you retard.
#60
Your butt will never be as hot as your sister’s.
Who?
Governments disgust me. They certainly repeat that save the enviroment bullshit ad naseaum, but as soon as they smell money, it becomes a do as well say not as we do situation.
Austria has kangaroos.
Australia gave us Sound of Music.
Fantasy Island has Herve.
Paris has Herpes.
OMG Austria is not Australia! If you’re gonna make fun of this twat for being stupid at least get your geography straight.
…and Paris is a whore. I hate her. die.
Funny thing is, if you ask Paris she probably doesn’t know the difference between the two.
Funny thing is, she’s not promoting anything new. This type of product has been out for several years. She’s such a whore.
God I wish she’d disappear
I love in the first picture how they’re all desperately reaching out to touch that STD ravaged skank
my thoughts for her can only be expressed in the highly disciplined form of poetry called haiku.
skeevy paris h.
STD ravaged douche bag
die away from me.
Ugh – she’s not really wearing crushed velvet, is she?
We haven’t gone back to *that* part of the 80′s, have we?
When are people going to stop endorsing or promoting anything she does? She’s nothing but an overpriveleged, herpes ridden bitch. I have nothing more.
Classy drink for a classy lady.
It looks cold there. In related news: Frosty the Snowman has the herp.
I wish Paris, Lindsay, Nicole, Ashley and Jessica, and the rest of those no talent skanks would have an orgy, with and AIDS victim.
she looks so much like her mother.
Why is everybody just now noticing her lazy eye? I’ve been saying that for months, but did anyone back me up? No, of course not, you were all too busy being amazed at what a whore she was to realize the important thing; she’s a whore with a lazy eye.
It is a masked ceremony new age pouur of the funerails?
http://www.lezlife.com
wow, she looks good in that last pic.
wow, they’re such tools….i would have said stfu