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mamacita | May 1, 2006 at 5:14 pm
I hate her. That is all.
Akapee | May 1, 2006 at 5:15 pm
What a loser with herpes
spatz | May 1, 2006 at 5:17 pm
what more can you say?
anicmoley | May 1, 2006 at 5:17 pm
anyone else notice that she has a lazy left eye?
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 1, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Crap, I was reading for, like, five minutes before I saw no posts, now I am (third?)?
glensbabyblu | May 1, 2006 at 5:18 pm
look at paris’s left eye. it’s wonky. she has a wonky eye.
so now apparently herpes not only gives you sores and painful urination, but now she can watch tennis matches and nascar races without ever turning her head
WTF | May 1, 2006 at 5:18 pm
why has noone sniped her ass yet? ill volunteer.
gossipmonger | May 1, 2006 at 5:19 pm
anyone else notice that she has a lazy left eye?
And a lazy left brain… and right brain, actually…
No_Angel | May 1, 2006 at 5:19 pm
You can call this product “White Trash in a Can”…Paris or product…take you pick — and what’s the difference, really?
Sodomy_is_for_Girls | May 1, 2006 at 5:19 pm
Shit, fifth?
Oh, well.
What a fucking herpe-ridden cuntrag.
TCLTC.
(Just because the movie is out doesn’t mean we should forget that…)
mamadough | May 1, 2006 at 5:32 pm
for a little paris stress relief, i suggest watching house of wax and rewind the part over and over when she has a rusty metal bar go through her head…
oops, i hope i didn’t ruin that for some of you.
Dubbya | May 1, 2006 at 5:34 pm
Dear god,
How does she still have money? Theres gotta be like 1000 lawsuits for her giving people herpes, and like 5000 more getting a herpes vibe just by standing near her
krisdylee | May 1, 2006 at 5:34 pm
Sweet Lord in heaven, Edna… It’s a fucking miracle. I can now access this from work. I am so relieved….I no longer have to do real work anymore. Praise Jeebus, Edna. Let’s get down on our knees and thank the Lord, she is good. Paris Hilton Loves The Cock!!!
jugsgirl | May 1, 2006 at 5:35 pm
Quick someone buy Edna and MeganHarris a can of wine!
mmmBitch | May 1, 2006 at 5:36 pm
It’s the fucking end of the world now, officially.
We are clearly the stupidest species on the planet, and there is no hope for our kind.
What was the down fall of humanity?
SLUTS. Man has no natural immunity against the slut.
UCSD | May 1, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Normally i like australians, but fuck them. I’m pissed they lifted that ban just so this bitch wouldn’t have to drive there.
Why is she famous again?
dosita | May 1, 2006 at 5:40 pm
1. does she look older every month or is it just that her head is shrinking?
2. i agree with every insult directed at this money-hungry-ridiculous b*tch.
i suppose it’s too easy to insult her, but what else can we do from our desks at work?
I knoe how too spel | May 1, 2006 at 5:40 pm
What the hell is she doing in that first pic? Its like a scene from an old musical, and shes about to do her big dance number. She throws some cans to the locals, not realizing of course that throwing cans could be harmful. “Here peasants, have some wine in a can, it will change your life. It’s hot” As she twirls, the men around her all fall to the floor and die from various sexually transmitted diseases.
mamadough | May 1, 2006 at 5:40 pm
sorry to sound like a retard, but are my posts actually showing up?
Pearly | May 1, 2006 at 5:47 pm
Yes mamadough they are and I would like to say the only worthwile thing this slut has done was to let them shoot that scene. I read somewhere that when House of Wax opened Nicole Bitchie and her pals would go see it again and again and every time Hilton got it in the head they’d yell “That’s HOT!”
Gotta like her for that..well, no I don’t. Nicole Bitchie is a skinny little freak.
Paris says “let them drink canned wine!”, she should have gotten the Marie Antoinette role instead of Kirsten Troll Dunst.
fblau | May 1, 2006 at 5:48 pm
She’s confused… she THOUGHT they said she was promoting “Sparkling Wine in YOUR Can”, the latest in Anal Douching.
Pearly | May 1, 2006 at 5:48 pm
worthwhile
diedl | May 1, 2006 at 5:51 pm
#16 – I just can’t resist. There is quite a difference between Austria, a small country in the middle of Europe, and AUSTRALIA, one of the 7 CONTINENTS that is in a completely different hemisphere.
Regardless of where it was though, it’s depressing to know that even with her myriad STDs, we can’t just quarantine her to LA where she belongs. No, she even has to profane the rest of the world with her stupidity and sluttiness, bearing canned sparkling wine no less. sigh.
turd ferguson | May 1, 2006 at 5:59 pm
what’s depressing is that she’ll return to the U.S. soon.
wait_whatsirony | May 1, 2006 at 6:13 pm
Do you know what the sad thing is.
Paris probably reads some of the shit about herself (e.g. having herpes, being a whore (also implied by the fact she has herpes), looking like an uglier version of Kirsten Dunst with an eye that gets more bung by the minute and just generally sucking at life) and eventually I bet it gets her a little bit down and she thinks to herself “maybe, I should limit myself to 12 guys a week, and use protection once in a while and maybe I should step out of the spotlight a bit and possibly always wear sunglasses to hide my shame er I mean face (also substitute sunglasss with clothes and face with emaciated corpse body)”. But now, now she will just drown her sorrows with a handy can-o-wine (no need for cork screws or even twist off, there’s no time in this work-a-day world) and she will think to herself “I am awesome, fuck all that shit people say about me they are just jealous of my looks/herpes/success/life” and with that she will pass out.
My only hope is that the alcholic content of the can-o-wine somehow reacts with the aluminium and herpes virus to create a super alcholo-herpes virus that is fatal and also very painful. I hope this happens, and using my masters in science I can pretty much predict it will.
Charlaurz McHall | May 1, 2006 at 6:16 pm
mmm, wine in a can, it doesn’t get any classier than that. Well done Paris, well dpne indeed, you have officially made yourself appear even trashier than before, a task most people believed to be impossible.
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com
gammanormids | May 1, 2006 at 6:19 pm
First picture is so weird in soo many levels… (the hills are alive…!)
gammanormids | May 1, 2006 at 6:20 pm
OMG! I jsut noticed: she’s dressed! and the dress is actually pretty!
Italian Stallion | May 1, 2006 at 6:22 pm
I myself prefer “Box O’ Wine” to wine in a can, unless wine in the can means something totally differnt and involves a wine bottle and her asshole………
Italian Stallion | May 1, 2006 at 6:25 pm
*different
cibby | May 1, 2006 at 6:30 pm
My god, everything about that story is heinous… lifting enviromental bans? Sparkling wine in a can?
L239 | May 1, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Classy indeed.
ieatthepoo | May 1, 2006 at 6:32 pm
Haha! Stupid Austrians. First Crocodile Dundee and now this.
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 1, 2006 at 6:36 pm
Her publicist is actually spinning this. In reality, Paris is hawking the new Valtrex beverage. “Sparkling Wine” is a literal corruption of the Austrian Schpahklin Vyn, which translates as “happy pussy herpe-free”.
CruisingForCock | May 1, 2006 at 7:11 pm
@29 ME TOO! It puts me right to sleep. Not the wine bottle in the ass…that keeps me up for at least 3 days.
Grphdesi23 | May 1, 2006 at 7:31 pm
She’s such a silly bitch.
ESQ | May 1, 2006 at 7:51 pm
I guess wine in a box is so beneath her, well la dee da!
Fa Cube Itches | May 1, 2006 at 7:56 pm
Ahh, Austria. First you give us Hitler, then you unleash this nightmare. Thanks, guys.
I now have someone I hate more than Paris: the chopper pilot who refused to just take one for the team and Mohammed Atta that sucker right into a mountain. THAT would have made a great product intro – the pilot gets looped on canned wine, crashes, and kills Paris. A nice bit of public service that would guarantee that I’d buy cases of the shit.
Jedi Kevin | May 1, 2006 at 8:07 pm
I didn’t think it was possible for me to hate her more than I already do, but mission accomplished.
Glossed Over | May 1, 2006 at 8:26 pm
Sofia Coppola has a sparkling wine in a can, too, and I’d trust Sofia with that kind of thing before I’d trust Paris.
Actually, I’d never trust Paris. With anything. I wouldn’t even trust her to spell her own name correctly.
MeganHarris | May 1, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Oh, it was sparkling wine. I wondered what it was. I figured it was an energy drink of some sort. You know we can’t have enough of those.
TrannyGranny | May 1, 2006 at 8:31 pm
Mamadough;
Is THAT what happens in that silly movie? Holy shit, and to think I have been boycotting it, just cause it sounded dumb! I am unable to wait! I must See! I AM EXCITED! OHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!!!!!
Seriously.
p.s. It will take the entire island of Japan (Honshu, fuckers) with all the abacuses they have to calculate the loathing I have for this enema-leftover. Christ, I can’t even afford a helicopter ride around Miami, and they lift a ban for her. GRRRRR!
Does that sound gay?
Alia | May 1, 2006 at 8:34 pm
The raise of the environmental ban had nothing to do with the noise pollution of the chopper but a rather insidious environmental disease known as Paris Hilton. We can only hope that through all her treatments for STD’s and her tanning treaments have left her sterile so she can not release her spawn upon the earth.
Laffinmybuttoff | May 1, 2006 at 8:37 pm
Austria is such a beutifull country, steeped in history and amazing architecture then she came and fouled it, just by being there.
Ever notice that the gossip on these pages is always about the has beens, wanna bes or just plain sickos? The rest of them manage to live their lives without bringing attention to themselves every day.
tsarinaamanda | May 1, 2006 at 8:46 pm
@25:
Whenever Paris reads something about her that is negative (assuming the bitch can even read), she just shrugs it off saying, “they’re just jealous, I’m SOOO hot. Everyone wants to be me, etc.” No Paris, not everyone wants to be a herpes-ridden skankwhore that is cheaper to ride than the city bus, has a wonky eye, looks like a piece of bacon with fried hair, and has not a single brain cell in that vapid little head. I wouldn’t mind the money, but I wouldn’t take it if I had to be her, that’s for sure. I hate that whore with every bone in my body, she is an insult to everyone with talent, intelligence, class and kindness. Can somebody PLEASE, for the love of Jebus, shoot that whore? Please, pretty please? She’s like a moped, fun to ride until you get herpes….oh wait, that’s not how it goes!
xpixiegirlx | May 1, 2006 at 9:03 pm
Because franzia is soooo five minutes ago…
Lala | May 1, 2006 at 9:21 pm
What’s everyone so down on her about? She’s the perfect pitchwoman for swine in a can.
gogoboots | May 1, 2006 at 9:52 pm
I think I love her wonky eye more than the idea of sparkling wine in a can. I don’t even like sparkling wine, when I come to think of it. Wow, her hair looks like it’s died on her head…it’s totally toasted!
mamadough | May 1, 2006 at 10:05 pm
@ 42, it’ll still depress you a bit. she’s more resourceful about avoiding death than most of the characters. kinda like real life. dammit.
Unbeliever | May 1, 2006 at 10:07 pm
I’m pretty sure that ‘lazy’ eye is actually the result of a semen-borne infection.