Paris Hilton probably has herpes
If you happened to just scan over the E! Online story about Paris Hilton’s latest restraining order, you might have missed this particularly interesting tidbit:
Quintana testified last month that his relationship with Hilton turned nasty after she overheard him informing her beau, Stavros Niarchos, that she might have a sexually transmitted disease.
“I wanted him to be aware of it–that she had herpes. To make sure he didn’t catch anything. He informed me that he was [aware],” Quintana said.
He said Hilton interrupted his conversation with Niarchos and became “furious.”
“She said, ‘This is between the three of us; if this gets out you’re a f—ing dead man,'” Quintana said. He claimed that after the exchange, he began receiving suspicious phone calls and started to believe his life was in “imminent danger.”
So, if you happen to find yourselves on the dance floor with the heiress and she invites you back to her hotel room to participate in some “carnal loving” (the actual words she’ll use), ask yourself this: Is a night with Paris worth a lifelong itch in your groin? Be careful out there, boys and girls. And raccoons. And dogs. And every other living thing that Paris Hilton would probably have sex with.