Paris Hilton pretended to look deeply spiritual by being photographed with a “monk” at the Urth Cafe over the weekend. Turns out the monk is an actor named Maxie Santillan. Oh, Paris, you magnificent moron you. TMZ reports:
He’s starred in tons of films and TV shows including “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.” According to IMDB, Maxie’s latest projects are all in “post production” so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.
I don’t think this comes as a surprise to anyone considering Paris is about as spiritual as my left testicle. Notice I didn’t say the right one though. He’s hardcore Opus Dei. True story.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
#48. I like your style. Yet, it’d be cooler for Paris to be shot dead in a Lee Harvey Oswald, Jack ruby-esque manner.
Up close and personal; the killer being sent to jail in total commitment to what he’s accomplished. A martyr — a hero.
(Not to imply that Jack Ruby was a hero.)
There has got to be some other reason for these two to be walking together. Unless I see a quote of her saying he is her spiritual adviser then I am not buying it. Unless, he just approached her as a monk and she bought into it; now that I could see.
It’s publicity whoring taken to the most bizarre level. She apparently hired herself someone who looks holy (it’s too much work for her to hang around and “study” with the real ones), wears a “I’m a good girl” dress, then goes on show, walking the sidewalks. Hope the guy was paid well to have to deal with her and her phoniness all that time. rofl
true monks dont have hair… what a whore
I knew he was fake as soon as I saw that Paris didn’t have any goats with her.
He’s just part of her new movie “Crouching Fucktard, Hidden Herpes”
Confucious say “he who walks with Hilton, sleeps with burning penis”
Paris has gone from a simple fame whore to a totally pathetic loser trying anything for attention. She does as may weird publicity stunts as Britney Spears.
No matter how hard I try, I just can’t imagine actually finding Paris even slightly attractive. Her square face is really manly,
also the shape of her eyes are really ugly.
And I’ve also seen some real disturbing close up pictures of her,
she looks like a tranny in those kind of pictures.
Holy shit Paris has GINORMOUS feet. What the fuck?
Yes, “Crouching Fucktard, Hidden Herpes” is a great movie. Most of the users on a Herpes dating site ” positiveloving.com”.
so what happened to her lesbian boyfriend from a couple weeks ago, you know, teh famous one?
hello babe…
yes… you almost look positively angelic…
…unfortunately
…that boat
…seems to have [we cant even be bothered to finish]
Stupid spoiled whore
she is such a fucking idiot ……
The girl is gorgeous. seems saw her before on a celebrity and millioniare dating site like myrichmatch.com or something. But don’t know if it is her.
The fishnet stockings are higly spiritual
Check out how small that paparazzi kid is.
/epic fail
TMZ, showed her doing what the actor said, she removed her necklace and gave it to the next table, cause the guy said to do so. Not sure how the hamster in her wheel works, but she needs to go to the pet shop to get a new one.