Paris Hilton pretends to be spiritual, fails
Paris Hilton pretended to look deeply spiritual by being photographed with a “monk” at the Urth Cafe over the weekend. Turns out the monk is an actor named Maxie Santillan. Oh, Paris, you magnificent moron you. TMZ reports:
He’s starred in tons of films and TV shows including “My Name is Earl” and “Pirates of the Caribbean.” According to IMDB, Maxie’s latest projects are all in “post production” so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris.
I don’t think this comes as a surprise to anyone considering Paris is about as spiritual as my left testicle. Notice I didn’t say the right one though. He’s hardcore Opus Dei. True story.