Paris Hilton pleads not guilty

Two! Two stupid comments! HA HA HA…

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Three! Three stupid comments! HA HA HA

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no one wears a shirt with that cut in the front and doesn’t expect her boob to be hanging out when she moves. it would be one thing if it was tight, but it’s not! intentional, again. whore!

My legacy grows… like your ass, only my legacy isn’t dimply and misshapen.

Where’d you come up with that one?

Seriously, pull your head out of your mother’s snatch for a moment so that your brain can get the right amount of oxygen for it to function.

Nevermind. Just tell me another one after your lunch break.

The nips are not the bad part. That chick has the hands of cross country truck driver!

“pull your head out of your mother’s snatch”

Comic gold!!! You are like Tina mothafuckin’ Fey up in this beeooootch!

“-they’re skin flaps with nips.”

I would have to most emphatically agree…

20 – look here drdanny, she has the hands of a granny and the body of a tranny. You might ask yourself ‘how can he?’ Especially with that flat fanny. Her resemblance to a praying mantis is uncanny.

that’s a smart nipple. it saw that she was distracted, and that it sits under the wonkeye, so it made a prison break. it almost deserves to be on a different breast.

#13 – reluctantly, I must agree. She still needs to just fucking cover those things up!!

#39 – KYLE, YOU’VE MADE ME SO HAPPY!!
Thank you for violating rule #69 of this blog – the one that says “thou shalt not put two “o”s in any form of the word LOSE.

It is now my distinct privilege as the enforcer of rule #69 to give you the anal fisting that you so desperate deserve. And without lubricant too!

… All the way up to the elbow …

Try to act like you’re not enjoying it, OK?

On a more serious note, the fastest way to lose about 15 pounds is simple. Just cut off your head!

#41 – liking that crack – good one.

I’m glad that she’s wearing those monster sunglasses so that she can hide her wonky eye and save us all.

Hey #33 – HEY! Your anger management class starts at 6:30. Not 6:45, not 7:00. You’ve been reported tardy twice this week. One more and you’ll have to be put back on house arrest. — Danielle, don’t you remember, his mother’s snatch was sewn shut after his birth for public safety reasons.

Boobs hell, take a look at the close up of her hands. I’ve seen more feminine mitts on career bricklayers. Maybe she should start gunning for Terrell Owens. A little stick-um on those paws and she could haul in anything Tony Romo could toss up… and I do mean anything!

#62 – You must have gone to the Pauly Shore school of comedy. Please post the video where you get punched in the face.

# 36 – Paris doesn’t interest me in the least bit. I’m not jealous of her at all. I’m happy with my life knowing that I’m able to make my own money without being spoiled and a making sex tapes. And she really needs to wear a bra. Small or big, you have to wear a bra unless you want yours to sag like man tits.

But she’ll always been guilty of ruining post-9/11 America.

Every time someone takes a picture of Paris’ nipple its power increases three-fold. Soon it will summon its minions and become a force that wreaks devastation the likes of which ye have never seen.

that is a nice looking nip, actually. and, real tits don’t look fantastic from every angle, including when you’re bending over like that. it can make them look a little wonky.

she’s still a dumb skank

I could use a nice titty to suck right now.

I’d fuck her in a Hilton hotel suite, if you catch my meaning.

Hey Rich, sorry I had to tape over that one. Every time I watched it, it gave me a toothache. But don’t blame me — Danielle set you up for that one — See ya…

She needs to start covering up her boobs and her crotch; it’s gross the way she lets everything hang out all over the place. She needs a man to buy her some Victoria Secret lingerie.

If I was loaded on 5 kg of hash, I’d probably let her give me oral sex. Then, I’d throw up, scrub my dick with ajax, pray to a foreign God and kill myself. Thanks, Paris. what a wild ride.

#62 anger class eh? dont need em…i take all my anger out on overexposed tarts….doesnt get any better than that :-)

The ultimate Attention Whore is covering her face – what gives?
Personally I think this is Paris using reverse-psychology on the photogrophers: “No please, please don’t take my pic……” Cue even more pictures. It’s just something an AW needs to learn when interest is flagging and there are new faces to photo.

Paris should stick to what she does best; giving blowjobs and snorting coke!

I was going to say that she has icky man-hands, but I guess they’re just toned from gripping so much cock all the time.

but at the end of the day…..we would all still bang her

WRONG, gunit! WRONG!!

Call me crazy but I’d hit it.

hit it with a truck

These look like the breasts of an 80-year old anorexic woman, not a young, firm 25 year old!! Yikes, mine are waaaayy firmer and I’m 41.

why can’t they put these people in jail after the second offense?!?