Paris Hilton plays a prank on the Hilton

limeys are dumb.

50, what the hell are you talking about? I’m British myself, and our media is the most vicious in the world (something I take great pride in, personally.) And Paris Hilton is far more popular and loved in the US than she is in the UK.

@52 The newspaper journo’s are arseholes, but the glossy mags like ‘Glamour’ are right up these chick’s arses.

Sarah in England – what are you talking about? The british media is full of some of the most vicious bitching/backstabbing in the world! Where have you been? Have you watched TV, seen Big Brother? read Heat magazine? or The Sun/The News of the World or any other newspaper for that matter? Look at what happened to Kate Moss and her crackhead boyfriend. You obviously just want to get a rise out of these ‘yanks’ as you so nicely put it… (not at all bitchy?) i for one would not come on this website if people here praised celebrities. ‘Celebrities’ put themselves out there, people like Paris & Hohan etc deserve what they get. they shouldn’t be so fucked up.
(oh and stop reading ‘glamour’, it’s shit)

#50 SarahinEngland: Yes, you love our celebrities, because you are all tools. They go to your country and you EAT OUT OF THEIR HANDS. Losers.

And I’m in Germany right now and I can say for a fact: the whole of Europe isn’t any better when it comes to celebrity bashing than the USA. Except that Europeans are easier to fool. Case in point: they think Angelina Jolie and Paris Hilton are goddesses. UGH.

A doomed exercise from the start I feel. Robin Galloway is about as funny as a typhoid epidemic in an orphanage for crippled children, so for him this would be comedy at it’s best…A pal of mine once took a shit on his car bonnet when he worked for Grampian TV in Scotland…We would skateboard beside his work and night after night he would stop and crack a joke to us, all he got back was abuse…but did it put him off…nah, he’d be back the next night…so “anon” took a shit right on his Saab….we also used to use his garden for our empties when we were drinking on the street, as teenagers do….He also used to drive his car about 100 yards to his work, he lived just round the corner, the environment polluting dicktree…So I guess he was in good company with Paris herpes, cus her the fact she still draws breath pollutes the environment….

56 – thats so funny you know as i was reading the story i was imagining the interview with a proper cringworthy DJ that thinks he’s just hilarious. (I’m thinking of scott mills – god, i want someone to put him out his misery) i think you have to have your all personality and social skills surgically removed before you are allowed on the air. it’s like watching your dad try to dance at your cousin’s wedding. And as for environment pollution – apparently Paris really ‘opened up to him’ – that’s Paris speak for ‘I gave him herpes’

Scott mills is a radio god compared to the Galloway…think orange perma tan from a can with the personality of a sardine…an unpopular sardine with body odor problems….the gossip of the day was his wife and a problem with an object “san” anus….Which we enjoyed asking him about…but children can be cruel sometimes so I feel no guilt about our behavior…as he is a git, him and the Hilton probably got on just fine…although I do confess to feeling bad about littering his garden, as littering is uncool

58. i believe you he does indeed sound like the worst kind of DJ and i’m very glad right now that he’s not on my local radio. But i can’t help the hatred of Scott Mills. Please won’t someone take him out for me? His smug fucking chirpy ass shit is just too much for me to handle. I hate him.

I don’t think you should fell any guilt at all about tormenting this Galloway DJ – he is obviously oblivious to the fact that he has “the personality of an unpopular sardine with body odour problems” and i’m sure he read about “Jokes” in a book somewhere (since he has had his personality removed surgically) and that’s why this Paris Hilton “gag” made his day. he probably just took your torments as a joke as he has no actual concept of them. The littering thing, don’t worry he deserved it and you were young.

bing…pow…

#1 – I’ll take that action.

Thanks for that….I feel better now. I’m not one to cause enviromental damage if i can avoid it….

her dumbass grandfather should be ashamed of himself for leaving her some of his fortune. i would’ve given her a pat on the back and a buck fifty to catch a bus back to the “ditzy” planet she was illegally smuggled from.