Paris Hilton agreed to a radio show prank by calling up the Glasgow Hilton to reserve a room and see if she could get a discounted rate.
During the call, Paris was asked by reservations clerk Kevin whether she had a corporate rate at the hotel. She was offered a standard queen room for
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She is such a skank. PLEASE — I will pay you if you don’t post anything more about her.
Get a job, whore.
Maybe it’s one of those things that’s only funny when you’re stoned…
Yes, we do not doubt that Paris “opened up” to them.
P.S.
ANOTHER Paris story? Geesh.
She is so not hot…I’m tired of that chick.
Seeing Paris’s face on here everyday makes me puke.
Seriously … enough with the Paris stories already.
She sure “opens up” to people allright…
with her legs.
I misread the article a bit. I assumed it was Paris ‘opening up’ and offering a corporate rate.
(I hope she got a discount on those sun glasses.)
Okay, so she was all, “I own the hotel, therefore I own you and I want to stay here for free because my family is rich and you’re not”. HA HA! That’s a good one. Get AAA… they offer discounts.
I actually heard Paris say once that a misconception about her is she dosen’t work hard when in fact she really does. HA! Yeah, she works hard like I do. And that’s not a lot.
nice glasses, slut.
That was as uninteresting as it was unfunny. This is the dumbest, flakiest woman on the planet and she gets paid for it. It makes me sick.
i thought she already had a matress tied to her back, why does she need a room to stay in?
yeah, that’s from the warriors
“Hi can I get a discount rate on a hotel room?”
ha ha.
best joke i ever heard. or something.
i don’t get it.
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love baby
I’ll show you mine
I can make you nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let’s see what this love can do
Baby i’m perfect for you
Hey, what happened to MeganHarris? Doesn’t she want to come back and stick up for Paris? Or Ashley? Or any other “hot” celebrity on here? Or maybe she’s out trying to get that Playboy deal for herself.
That’s some Shakespeare, is what that is.
Paris the Helicopter Whore unfunny? Say it ain’t so… I can’t imagine that the clerk at the Herpes Hilton has a sense of humor, what with all that scratching and pusiness.
I thought the prank was her wearing those God awful oversize novelty sunglasses. Those are as ugly as LameBananas in a full length mirror.
#20 she is totally hot. By the way:
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Now I know why my grandma used to laugh hysterically when she’d go to Wendy’s and ask for her senior citizen discount!
That’s funny shit, y’all.
What’s so funny about that? She’s a bore and at 25 well past her shelf life.
she acts like she owns the place or something.
“The sexy star was told by the employee” Sexy? She looks like a fucking Pokemon.
Poor Kevin the reservations clerk…he’s now got ear herpes from that phone conversation.
i knew there was a reason why i never ever listen to commercial radio… but what else are they gonna chat to her about? – she’s probably about as interesting to interview as a wall that’s just been painted.
“So, which celebrity males have you given STD’s to recently?” thats what i’d ask. that and “do you really expect to be taken seriously as a singer?”
Oh, Paris….you slay me with your rapier wit…and rapier nose….and mutant herpes from your vag….and the horrendous stench from your size eleventy billion feet….
If he was not a gay bellhop, then certainly he would have offered her the Backdoor Discount, which entails free rooms if she allows him to enter through the backdoor. Girls, remember that you can always get free stuff via this discount plan, and there are few limitations and the offer doesn’t expire until you turn 35. You don’t even need to bring in the coupon.
LOL jrzmommy, heehee~ Paris is a fu**ing moron (no news there) What is the appeal? She’s not attractive, she’s 110% fake, spoiled ROTTEN, NOT FUNNY, can’t sing, can’t dance, wear’s HUUUUGE ugly ass clown sunglasses (DAMN!)…I mean, what the Fu**? Apparently I’m missing something here…
#25 A POKEMON… i donno why but that hit a funny spot. thanks :)
i got a hilarious ‘prank’ how about you get paris to call all the guys she slept with this week and tell them they have AIDS – ahhh classic comedy, sorta like the movies that would end in a pie fight…
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*Binky…..good one!
I think the real prank was getting Paris to use the word “discount”
Was this supposed to be funny because she asked for a discount in Scotland?
“and really opened up to us” I mean, come ON! What do they expect us to say…..you can’t say shit like that in the same breath as Paris Hilton and NOT expect someone to make a BJ/vagina/butt love joke.
You know what would make an awesome Paris story? The one where she’s drunk on her ass and tries to drive home and plunges off a cliff in a fireball. That would be an excellent story, yeah.
This isn’t a prank because by and large it’s true. Anyone who’s seen five minutes of her show with Nicole Ritchie knows this bitch tries to get free shit left and right. Like most Hollywood with their $20,000.00 gift bags, these rich fucks don’t want or expect to pay for anything. When you’re worth millions, just buy shit already. Don’t expect hand outs and discounts. Now, back to my 9 to 5 shit life and those scratcher tickets I bought on the way to work…
i thought something had to be funny to be considered a prank…?
Someone needs to prank her with a tire iron
You’re Right! That’s not a prank.
A real prank would’ve included Nicole Richie disguising her voice as some phony doctor, and then calling up the radio station telling Paris that there is now a cure for herpes! HAHAHAHA
ohhhhh…the humor of it all!
I fucking hate Paris! Die you AIDS infested cunt bag! Die I say!!
Who gives a shit. Why is there no story on the new Britney cover of Bazzaar magazine? It’s trash-tastic and pathetic — we’d have a field day…
What they don’t tell you is that there were multiple takes in trying to get her to make the joke.
Paris – Dials phone….brrrinnngg brrrinnngg
Clerk – Glasgow Hilton, may I help you?
Paris – Do you have any rooms available?
Clerk – Yes, ma’am we do.
Paris – That’s hot. CLICK
@37 lol!!!! i would love to have TMZ tape that shit, i think it would be the most hit-up site of the day…….
and @47 LOL!!!!!
i agree on every level!!!
She was being cute. as always. Paris is the cute one, Nicky is the serious one.
Will somebody shoot out those fucking bug-eye sunglasses already? Shit!!
Well, Paris IS just like the hotel, except it’s the “Easy 8 Motel” and it’s always open, just like her…
One thing to remember about “The Hilton”, no matter how full she is, she can always slip you in…
Arr arrr errff…
Paris is much fun… I just don’t get it why she doesn’t have a “discount, or 100% discount power over her hotels” Maybe they are owned by a holding of investors…and her family isn’t the only one.
I have been reading this site and all your comments for some time now but this is the first time I have posted.
I am so amazed by all you yanks – all you do is slag off your celebrities. Does this make yourselves feel better? Or what is it? Shallow? Jealousy?
Here in England, we love your celebrities. What’s the point in keep slagging them off. You must feel so miserable and depressed.
For gods sake, say something nice for a change!