Paris Hilton pitches the TV show from Hell

July 3rd, 2008 // 85 Comments

Paris Hilton thought up a TV show that will undoubtedly make me pay random strangers to throw an axe at my face. It’s basically The View but hosted by famous celebrities who will address such topics as the paparazzi, career management and, most importantly, girl talk! At last, a show that tackles battling herpes while finding the perfect purse. Never stop dreaming, folks. The Chicago Sun Times reports:

Just imagine Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Tori Spelling — as well as [Denise] Richards, Hilton and her former ”The Simple Life” co-star, Nicole Richie — together in one big two-hour special sharing ”their side” of what it’s like to be them.
That concept alone reportedly has intrigued a couple of cable channels initially contacted about the concept: Bravo and Lifetime.

In the future, historians wearing jet packs will point to this show’s inception as the apex of civilization’s decline. But then they’ll find themselves addicted to the catty chatter ultimately dooming their own space-age utopia. Don’t believe me? Just spend a good 30 seconds imagining Britney Spears’ commentary on, shit, anything. If within the first 10 you don’t shove your face in the oven, congratulations, you’re a robot. Now fix me a drink, tinny!

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  1. Grunion

    So who is more vapid, the losers making the show or the losers who will watch it ?

  2. FCS

    She’s more masculine than her boyfriend. And he’s fucking bald.

  3. Jessica

    is it just me or does he look like boy george with no make up on in these pictures??

  4. Gag me with a spoon. This is a terrible idea for a show. Glad I got rid of cable.

  5. Jenn

    In the movie Southland Tales, the porn star chick had a show just like this. What if this is the last sign of the end of the world. >.< Oh well I don’t have American TV anymore so I cant accidentally watch it, I would have to try and see it if I ever had the masochistic urge…

  6. Corey

    She’s starting to look old. Looks like a 30 plus woman now.

  7. shankyouverymuch

    What a disgustingly ugly Uncle Fester looking fuck. That white bald douche bag needs to crawl back under the rock he came from! How can she stand him even touching her – YUCK … :O(

  8. I think my tv would commit suicide if it aired such a thing.

  9. twiss

    i think paris looks really pretty here. but her boyfriend…….i do not understand the appeal………

    ps. i would def be watching that show if aired!

  10. Lurch

    Man i am cracking up at that gangsta kid in the background of the first pic

  11. Melissa

    I wonder what the catch will be… someone like Paris Hilton doesn’t date someone that:

    A) has the name Benji

    b) looks like he has either one too many or is short one chromosome like Benji

    So yeah. Like I said, I wonder what the catch is. Big dick? TV spin-off, such as this? People are afraid of the raging herpes flareup, and Benji seemed to be the only person who was awestruck that it was Paris’ infected axe wound? Stay tuned for more details…. Dun, dun DUN!!!!!!!

  12. zhe is z0 grozz!!!!!

  13. techclerk

    Who gives a fuck what it is like to be one of them? I don’t care. A day in the life of any of these snobs has absolutely no gravitational pull on my day. I don’t care if every last one of them dies before the end of the year. It would not affect me in any way whatsoever

  14. techclerk

    I’d rather see a show where women talk about what it is like to NOT BE Paris.

  15. Valley Girl

    I am so sure that she does 30 minute lips, so sure!

  16. Softkiss

    You guys wanna meet hot young women she? just go soloparentdate.com

  17. Jeffer

    Is that true? Her blog and photos where just seen at millionaire persoanal site ******R I C H L O V I N G.C O M*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.

  18. sunshine

    Reminds me of a young Uncle Fester.

  19. Hussein

    Boy George has gone goth

  20. parislover

    I hope this dude is a phase..she used to be a princess..now she looks like she is ready to pull the trigger!! This guy is nasty ..trying to fit in somewhere with Nicole, but this is definetly not her,cant wait for it to be over! YUCK!! That guy is nasty ..bet she fucks him with eyes closed dreaming of fucking her exs lmao!!

  21. PooPants

    Yeah, she’s wearing these paste-on things that lift your boobs up. I think they’re called Lift-its…grosss…

  22. Ann

    bitch needs to moisturize those knees!

  23. Brandon Witte

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  25. Brandon Witte

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  26. Brandon Witte

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  27. Brandon Witte

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  28. Brandon Witte

    Paris Hilton to receive at least twenty years in prison for commiting numeorus federal crimes against Brandon Witte and Britney Spears. This is the latest MySpace scandal.

  29. Brandon Witte

    Paris Hilton to receive at least twenty years in prison for commiting numeorus federal crimes against Brandon Witte and Britney Spears. This is the latest MySpace scandal.

  30. Brandon Witte

    Paris Hilton to receive at least twenty years in prison for commiting numeorus federal crimes against Brandon Witte and Britney Spears. This is the latest MySpace scandal.

  31. Brandon Witte

    Paris Hilton to receive at least twenty years in prison for commiting numeorus federal crimes against Brandon Witte and Britney Spears. This is the latest MySpace scandal.

  32. Brandon Witte

    Paris Hilton to receive at least twenty years in prison for commiting numeorus federal crimes against Brandon Witte and Britney Spears. This is the latest MySpace scandal.

  33. Brandon Witte

    Paris Hilton to receive at least twenty years in prison for commiting numeorus federal crimes against Brandon Witte and Britney Spears. This is the latest MySpace scandal.

  34. Sprmcandy

    who is the cunt with the cunt ?????????

  35. limesat ultra pvr

    Paris is so hot, She is so bless with riches and beauty.

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