Paris Hilton ordering $280,000 diamond dashboard

March 4th, 2009 // 129 Comments

Paris Hilton is dropping over $280 grand on a diamond-encrusted dash for her pink Bentley, The Sun reports:

Paris got one of her guys to phone Bentley in Crewe, where the vehicle was made, to ask if it would be possible to give it a little more sparkle.
“When the man said she wanted to stud the dashboard with a couple of hundred grand’s worth of diamonds, we were stunned. We’re used to dealing with the stars so we expect the odd extravagance, but this is something else.”

You know what I love about this story? There’s only one probable way for it to end:

Paris Hilton Crushed by Diamonds in Head-On Collision

Los Angeles – Hotel heiress Paris Hilton died in a head-on collision this morning when her diamond-encrusted dashboard failed to act as any sort of safety device whatsoever.
Rescue workers believe Hilton would’ve survived if her car were made of “normal vehicle components and not fucking diamonds like a goddamn moron-mobile.”
The ghost of Charles Darwin also appeared at the scene to deliver a thumbs up before informing bystanders to “intelligently design” themselves in the anus.

A boy can dream, can’t he?

Photo: Flynet

  1. Michelle

    I THINK HER CAR IS NICE AND SHE GOT THE MONEY TO DO WHATEVER SHE WANT TO DO WITH IT. IF I HAD THE MONEY I WOULD DO THE SAME THINK AND MY MY CAR LOOK GOOD. SO DONT HATE ON HERE CAUSE SHE DOING HER THING. HER MONEY

  2. Michelle

    I THINK HER CAR IS NICE AND SHE GOT THE MONEY TO DO WHATEVER SHE WANT TO DO WITH IT. IF I HAD THE MONEY I WOULD DO THE SAME THINK AND MY MY CAR LOOK GOOD. SO DONT HATE ON HERE CAUSE SHE DOING HER THING. HER MONEY

  3. michelle michelle

    #100-102 um, please check your grammar. obviously, we said it’s in bad taste to flaunt things because many can’t even afford FOOD!!! dumb ass.

  4. i dont care !

    i dont think its that big of a deal. michelle kind of has a point. sure, she could do better with it, but oh well. we all know shes a spoiled brat so why waste our time freaking out about it. personally, i think her car is cute (:

  5. i dont care !

    i dont think its that big of a deal. michelle kind of has a point. sure, she could do better with it, but oh well. we all know shes a spoiled brat so why waste our time freaking out about it. personally, i think her car is cute (:

  6. i dont care !

    i dont think its that big of a deal. michelle kind of has a point. sure, she could do better with it, but oh well. we all know shes a spoiled brat so why waste our time freaking out about it. personally, i think her car is cute (:

  7. That is one slick ride Paris has gotten herself.i dont think its that big of a deal. I understand that paris dont have any talent and so hungry to be a star .

  8. I have a car just like that, except it’s red.But Paris is looking gorgeous.

  9. IF I HAD THE MONEY I WOULD DO THE SAME THINK AND MY MY CAR LOOK GOOD. SO DONT HATE ON HERE CAUSE SHE DOING HER THING. HER MONEY

  10. Obama bin laden

    I fucked this bitch then had my boy chris brown beat her. Acai berry is the shit when its from brazil. search fresh bought in brazil on google. u should find my boy Steve. first 3 picss. haha later nigs

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  13. Hey Paris you are looking very beautiful in this pic . Any ways you have ordered for such an expensive diamond dashboard. That’s really impressive.

  14. Paris Hilton is looking very beautiful in this red and black dress.Her car is also looking very nice If i had so much money i would make my car like this..

  15. Bade log badi batein cant help, he he he..

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  25. Wow, it’s silly and useless celebustard who “did not know was that people work for their money” (as he once said in an interview a few short years ago) content dirt spends millions on soldiers and while I worked with vets who have seen their own people are hungry in the country due to civil war, and through garbage at the end of the day in hopes of finding something to eat to go, and it sucks to be photographed only cooze is because there is no brain involved whatsover. She is so much that he revealed neighborhood bike, everyone had a ride. Already it all!

  26. I like the way you dream about how Paris Hilton will have a car accident with her diamond-encrusted dashboard. You forgot to add that the pedestrians rushed to collect the diamonds spill all over the road leaving Paris Hilton alone untouched crushed in the car.

  27. isn’t there some kind of fire hazard? Like the person who’s car burned in a parking lot because of a rear view mirror crystal?

    Eh, who cares, someone will steal the dashboard anyways. That would be karma considering she does absolutely nothing to benefit anyone but herself with her parents’ money.

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