Paris Hilton still has really gross knees and other news

The Superficial | October 9, 2009 - 9:04 pm

- Billy Ray Cyrus wants Miley Cyrus to keep Tweeting. How else is going to buy that there sol-eed gold spittoon he’s been fixin’ to get? [Lainey Gossip]

- Jon Gosselin and the paparazzi: BFFs. [PopEater]

- Jessica Alba wears retarded shorts. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Heidi Klum has NOT birthed a future German sexpot yet. [Just Jared]

- R. Kelly admits he’s illiterate but also the “Greatest Writer of All Time.” Why not? [Celebslam]

- Reggie Bush looks so thrilled to be back with Kim Kardashian. So thrilled. [PopSugar]

- David Letterman used to take his mistress/assistant on family vacations. Now those are some balls. [The Blemish]

- Kourtney Kardashian is having a boy which proves the Kardashian sisters have to have a penis in them at all times. Least surprising fact ever. I know. [ICYDK]

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