Paris Hilton still has really gross knees and other news

October 9th, 2009 // 32 Comments

- Billy Ray Cyrus wants Miley Cyrus to keep Tweeting. How else is going to buy that there sol-eed gold spittoon he’s been fixin’ to get? [Lainey Gossip]

- Jon Gosselin and the paparazzi: BFFs. [PopEater]

- Jessica Alba wears retarded shorts. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Heidi Klum has NOT birthed a future German sexpot yet. [Just Jared]

- R. Kelly admits he’s illiterate but also the “Greatest Writer of All Time.” Why not? [Celebslam]

- Reggie Bush looks so thrilled to be back with Kim Kardashian. So thrilled. [PopSugar]

- David Letterman used to take his mistress/assistant on family vacations. Now those are some balls. [The Blemish]

- Kourtney Kardashian is having a boy which proves the Kardashian sisters have to have a penis in them at all times. Least surprising fact ever. I know. [ICYDK]

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  1. Fonzeyfu

    Does this stop someone going “first”?

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  3. We'll Always Have Paris

    Third? She is still pretty. Always will be. But Paris, you never call to say you love me anymore, and it’s rude. Bleh. Love, that weird guy. No, the other one. No not that one either. Darn, no wonder you don’t call.

  4. mrs fiveday

    Has anyone ever noticed that Paris Hilton has one retarded eye that always squints or what be it..the thing is irritating to look at..its f-in retarded for sure!!!

  5. ek

    #4 so right. Paris, now with more Thom York!

  6. A Concerned Reader...

    Dear Superficial,

    We have gone months barely seeing this crab infested disgusting excuse for a human being. Please don’t bring her back..just let her go man, just let her go…

  7. She looks bad in some photos but she still pretty. even when some werid ppl call her a slut its not really true.

  8. Tanzarian

    Knees? I just want her to put on a rubber glove and finish me off in her hair. And this guy’s talkin’ about ‘knees’?!

  9. There’s only one thing she’s good at and it involves being on her knees.
    I really wish she’d stop attempting to act outside of hotel rooms.

  10. if she gained some weight, and stayed off of them, her knees probably wouldn’t look so bad

  11. Turd the third

    Just an uglo ho and another boring post from Fish,,come on dude lets get with it. I gotta go put some eyedrops in after looking at this celebrity slut

  12. CHoc DOnut

    I thought she was losing it about 18 months ago with the socialite mahjaw starting and the cute fading. Now she’s starting to look wrecked, and a summerdress makes her look like a crack ho. Plus, she’s dumb as a box of rocks and a certified no-talent. Hallelujah. this chick is done. She better be able to take it, or its gonna take her down. Lindsay Lohan is also toast.

  13. titsonsnack

    Why does Paris Hilton always have the worst, worst, worst clothes/outfits ever? She always looks like some tacky trophy wife from 1978.

  14. gia

    hahaha the comment about the kardashians is hysterical. too funny.

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  16. Annie Loves Anal

    Thank God this skank is finally going down to the M-list. Hopefully, if she doesn’t pull off some kind of slutty, retarded stunt (sex tape with tinkerbell), she’ll be finished. By the way, I love ads too. How about an ad within an ad within an ad. Totally rocks cocks!

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  18. Oh damn…those are some jacked up knees…

  19. Mama Pinkus

    LOL…………20 comments – Ms. Hilton, your novelty factor is very much waning – perhaps it is time for your publicity-whoring ass to find a REAL job

  20. Darth

    I’ve seen ostriches with similar knees,weird!

  21. Galtacticus

    Could is be that Doug Reinhardt’s favorite position is doggy?!

  22. anna

    i like her dress!

  23. anna

    i like her dress!

  24. el ces

    She’s beautiful.

    I would’ve liked to grow up with her. It looks like she has a good time.

  25. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENLTY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED. I AM ALSO CALLING FOR A BOYCOTT OF ALL HILTON HOTELS WORLDWIDE UNTIL SHE AND HILTON HOTELS AND RICK HILTON ANSWER TO THE ALLEGATIONS. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

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  28. softons

    I STILL HAVE A REALLY GROSS HARD-ON FOR HER KNEES

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