Paris Hilton officially in jail

June 4th, 2007 // 88 Comments
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Paris Hilton reported to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood Sunday night at 11:38 PM to serve her 23 days for violating probation. In a statement released by her lawyer she says:

“I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence.”

The procedure at the Lynwood jail required her to surrender all her possessions and then be strip searched before being issued a uniform. And all that cell mate stuff was bullshit, because apparently she’s getting a cell by herself and “will be segregated, in a special housing unit, from the general population during her stay at CRDF to ensure her safety as well as the safety of the jail staff.” People reports:

Hilton will spend approximately 23 hours a day in a 12-by-8-foot cell containing two bunks, a table, a sink, a toilet and a small window, with one hour for recreation. She will eat her meals in the cell. She could also leave her cell to meet with her attorney or to attend classes.

So basically she’s in a cell which she can either stay in or leave, she doesn’t have to interact with any inmates, and she gets one hour of recreation a day. Is this even considered prison anymore? They could send her to space camp and it’d be a harsher punishment.


  1. Voz

    You people are seriously fucked up. It’s one thing to think someone’s a self-indulgent psychotic airhead with a God complex, which Paris certainly seems to be, and another altogether to wish that person would die. What’s she ever done to you?

    Look at our politicians and business elites…many of these people are actually making off with your tax dollars and then using them to screw you over in their own interest. But apparently the big object of public hatred is some celebrity wannabe ditz? Jesus fucking Christ.

  2. Ms. Featherbottom

    Okay, seriously, she’s not going to classes…..Bitch can’t learn anything, and we all know it.

  3. Darth Hater

    This will be a day long remembered.

  4. noangel

    @51 — What has she done to me?

    I’m forced to see her ugly, overly spoiled face every time I go to the goddamn grocery store. She is a 26 year old woman with no talent, no ambition and no class. She adds nothing of any true value to society. She is an empty-headed joke of a human being who decided to be a menace to all innocent drivers in LA when she decided to drink herself shit-faced and drive around. My neice lives not far from there, and she is a college student. That college student was raised with far more sense and class than this vapid piece of worthless crap.

    As far as that insipid statement about taking a more active role in her decisions, well, who the fuck makes your decisions for you? At 26 that should be your responsiblity and no one elses — therefore you can’t blame anyone else when the bad decisions you have made blow up in your face.

    That’s what she’s done to me. Used up precious oxygen that I have to breate in, too. A total waste of skin, and her parents should be deeply, deeply ashamed of this twat. They made her to be what she is. Pure and utterly worthless to society.

  5. Dillinger

    Man…when I used to go to summer camp, we didn’t get to talk on the phone or watch tv at all.

  6. THEODORE PANNULLO

    Wouldn’t it be something if Paris comes out a changed person? She becomes the new Diana and champions all sorts of poor charities? And she actually does something worthwhile with her rich, wasted life other than fuck the media night and day? Just thinking…

  7. rindumoira

    @55 – Bravo. *applauds* Couldn’t have said it better myself.

    While the idea of Paris Hilton in a polyester jump suit and having to go 23 days without her booze, sex or money, makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside… I’m annoyed that she gets to have her OWN DAMN CELL. Sheesh… all because she’s famous. What a whore.

    Eh. Even if the punishment isn’t as severe as it should be, it still makes me smile. :)

  8. hahah

    i was confused when i took my first mugshot too. i didnt know if i should smile. but then i just gnarled my face so that i wouldnt ever look recognizable :)

  9. Arguman

    As 34 and 37 said, “More of an active role in the decisions I make”?? what? So she’s been a robot up to now, is that what she’s telling us?

  10. frankiedue

    this sounds like a vacation!

  11. Cheeks

    What really pisses me off, is that if a normal person did this, they would be hanged. But it’s Paris Hilton so, “What the fuck! 23 days Paris. I do hope that’s not too harsh.”

  12. kera

    This selfcentered bitch should be in jail longer than 23 days.

    Anyone else drinks and drives, they’re UNDER the fucking jail. But she does it and it’s ok? LiLo in jail too? No, but the bitch had coke in her car AND hit a tree.

    What did they do to me 51? They fucking get away with murder, that’s what they do. It’s more pissed at the justice system than them although you’re supposed to be a role model and look how you’re acting (role models are in short supply -_-). They do shit that any other bipedal homo sapien COULD NOT get away with and then get special treatment. I don’t feel sorry for her at all, she’s just going to write a book about it and talk about how her experiance changed her and then start fuckin’, suckin’ and flashin’ like she usually does.

  13. todd

    Paris isn’t serving time in prison, she is serving time in jail. When someone goes to prison they serve +1 yr.

  14. letz everyone laugh and enjoy
    the thought that when she wakez
    up today, shez not walking outside
    like we are..shez not swimming in
    the ocean..her big mouth is not eating
    lobzter…that big puzzy iz not getting
    fucked..the bozo feet R not wearing $500
    shoez..the cameraz R not flashing in
    that stupid lazyeyed face…hell yea..
    we can celebrate, fuck..enjoy it while it
    lastz…………………………….!

  15. I’m so scared for her. Just kidding.

  16. BigusDickus

    She’s not in jail. come on, no one saw her arrive. no one will see her leave. after 23 days the warden will say she’s finished her stay and is reformed.

    meanwhile she’s in some super hilton suite parting. and making a new film on a special set… One Night in Paris Jail.

    It’s scheduled for release doe XMas.

  17. yall obviously have not been to jail. if you had, you’d realize shes getting the bare minimum. being put in administrative segregation is a punishment for those in population. it makes perfect sense for paris to be in ad seg because if she were in population it would only cause problems for jail staff. i promise she’s getting her just deserts, and being treated worse than regualar population. the fact that shes only has 23 days is becuase of the 2 for 1 misdemeanor rule. this is a common rule for large prison systems, like california and texas, where they are trying to get low level criminals in and out due to prison overcrowding. shes getting what was coming to her. and im glad.

  18. ces

    I keep hearing “what is Paris changes while she’s in there? I hope she learns her lesson,” blah blah blah.
    It doesn’t matter if she’s really going to jail or she’s pretending to be scared or what. Because of that sex tape, we will never ever, ever, ever except any other image of Paris Hilton. Even if she tries to change, we won’t let her. We want her this way. This is the way we’ve come to see her and it’s cemented in our jealous/star-struck little brains.
    That’s probably why she numbs herself off emotionally.
    How would you feel if you had no control over your self-image? If everyone else decided for you who you were? Her parents when she was young, her public as an adult.
    This is our Paris.

  19. Ferr

    I hope that the prisoners dont do anything to her in the jail, because she dont deserve to be imprisoned.
    Paris is a star and deserves to be treated like so. She dont have to go imprisoned, because although some people deny it, she is PARIS HILTON and that mark an important difference with any common person, is much more important that any stupid law.
    She must have privileges, anyway respect her idea of not having a cell pays, although I dont share it. Desire that hopefully these 23 days will have been for her very slight and fast, to return to her life to be as well as she is: A TOTALLY DIVA.

  20. ha&ca

    AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!
    AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!
    AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!
    AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!
    AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!
    AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!
    AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!
    AND PARIS HAS ENDURANCE!

    PARIS WE ARE WITH YOU, YOU WILL HAVE OUR SUPPORT ALWAYS!

    *hanna & carrol*

  21. NICKY AND MERY

    WE WISHED THAT YOU DO NOT SUFFER!

    WE ARE NICOLLE AND MARHIA OF TEXAS AND HAVE 8 YEARS OLD

  22. whizkid

    Been there, done that.
    Roomies don’t make that big a difference.
    I just hope she likes to read books.
    If so its easy time.
    Don’t cry for me Beverly hills.

  23. And her sister Nicky Hilton hasn’t protected her. Poor sexy Paris now she’s going to suffer…

  24. I’ve located some cctv footage from paris’ second night in the clink…
    http://www.afingerinparis.com

  25. ma

    #64, FYI you can go to prison for less than 1 year, i know because i served 9 mos in Fed Prison for less than what Paris did, Justice system is screwed up for sure. Also, there is no smoking allowed in prison anylonger that goes for the guards too!. lol… This is a jail time, 23 hours lockdown. which means she can not leave the cell. try staying in a room that size knowing you can not leave. Its a shame she is not in with general population, cause believe me there can be some mean ‘bitches’ in jail and prison. She should have had to serve the complete 45 days. Never heard of before people getting days off before they even started their sentence. What a Farce!… Anyway, no matter who you are or how much money you have the laws should be the same. Maybe then they would quit acting like spoiled shits. That goes for LiLo too! I used to like her, but no more. Another waste.

  26. britney

    What is wrong with you people? Paris is in jail and your happy about it. What has she ever done to you? If you were in jail would you like people talking shit about you? you are all just jealous of her. I think she is a nice, smart, and truthful girl. She may not be perfect but she is human. When you put down people it just makes you seem like a lowlife loser.

  27. Neferi the devil chaser

    @ 77 What’s wrong with people? I wonder why these comments always seem to appear at the end where no one will be looking and likely to respond. Why in hell would anyone be glad at being given the shit end of the stick by your feudalist and imperialist system? Why should only a few rich kids get anything out of this world? Anyone who does not fight back against this deserves to be oppressed.

  28. Honeylove

    Paris Hilton’s life is just like a monopoly. and she picked the wrong card and have to pass by jail. doesnt mean she lost the game

  29. FINALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. Rosa

    Whom did she kill? My God what is wrong with you people?

  31. crispy

    ha i just herd paris might be getting out of jail tonight i have herd so many things like she has a pink jail seal door shes has no contact with any other prisoners shes looked in her room for only 23 hours a day and even when she not looked up she dont see the other prisners and her personal styles gose in there and sees her once a day plus she cant cope so she has a cancler that goes in there wats true and wats not i would love to no

  32. Parisyeahright

    Wow. Had this been me or you or anyone else on this message board we would have more than likely served the full sentence. Just goes to show you that the rich and powerful live by a different set of rules than the rest of society.

  33. eric

    before goinG to jail,PH said that it would be a good lesson for her and that she would change. not only she was by herself in a cell but now, after 4 days, she is out of the prison for medical reason…what a joke !!! and what a shame ! I wonder how you can trust that kind of justice system.

  34. Slack

    Have any of you ever been to Jail? i don’t think anyone has the right to sit here and say how easy someone is having it in jail. i have been to jail and there is nothing easy about it.

  35. Tell me how you can’t feel sorry for this sad face?…

    http://parishilton.snagapic.com

  36. Tracy love

    To be honest, 45 (or something) days seemed a bit much for violating probation. I am not defending her, she’s very stupid and very pointless, but I think 23 days sounds reasonable. She’s annoying, but that doesn’t mean she deserves to die or be in jail for 2 months.

  37. I say we should send P.H. back to her mother planet

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