Paris Hilton reported to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood Sunday night at 11:38 PM to serve her 23 days for violating probation. In a statement released by her lawyer she says:
“I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes. This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence.”
The procedure at the Lynwood jail required her to surrender all her possessions and then be strip searched before being issued a uniform. And all that cell mate stuff was bullshit, because apparently she’s getting a cell by herself and “will be segregated, in a special housing unit, from the general population during her stay at CRDF to ensure her safety as well as the safety of the jail staff.” People reports:
Hilton will spend approximately 23 hours a day in a 12-by-8-foot cell containing two bunks, a table, a sink, a toilet and a small window, with one hour for recreation. She will eat her meals in the cell. She could also leave her cell to meet with her attorney or to attend classes.
So basically she’s in a cell which she can either stay in or leave, she doesn’t have to interact with any inmates, and she gets one hour of recreation a day. Is this even considered prison anymore? They could send her to space camp and it’d be a harsher punishment.
Danner | June 4, 2007 at 10:07 am
Yet she still managed to smile.
jakebarnes | June 4, 2007 at 10:07 am
Yeee Hawww! Strip searched! First!
Brock Landers | June 4, 2007 at 10:07 am
Let the games begin! I really hope she comes out of there used and abused.
jimmycroni | June 4, 2007 at 10:10 am
What do they mean by classes?
Gull Ible | June 4, 2007 at 10:11 am
No way! That earlier story about hand-picking her cellmate was made-up crap fed to celeb watchers who’ll believe anything? I’m stunned.
Fawlty | June 4, 2007 at 10:12 am
This will be great for her gangsta rap cred.
Fawlty | June 4, 2007 at 10:12 am
#4, uh… classes? You know, like in school. Or maybe you don’t know.
HerpesHilton | June 4, 2007 at 10:14 am
So greasy, so skanky… how did she manage to get her mugshot to look trashier than a cheap hooker’s mugshot?
Chauncey Gardner | June 4, 2007 at 10:14 am
I hope they de-loused her FIRST BLOOD-style before letting her in. I mean, who knows what kinds of plague-bearing super-cooties all those poor criminals will be subjected to over the next 23 days?
it's me fuckers!! XD | June 4, 2007 at 10:15 am
She should have a cellmate with the name ‘Big Bertha’ or ‘Dutch Dyke Donna’. I would love to see her become someone’s bitch, lol. Knock her off of that stupid high horse she has herself on.
Griff Mills | June 4, 2007 at 10:16 am
Our prayers are with her
NicotineEyePatch | June 4, 2007 at 10:17 am
Must have been funny for the guards when she took her clothes off – “Paris, this is still the main entrance, we didn’t ask you to strip yet, we just wanted you to state your name…”
sample shopper | June 4, 2007 at 10:18 am
The MTV awards were priceless. She should be squirming.
FattyMcCake | June 4, 2007 at 10:20 am
What a joke.
I still wish she would have got the full sentence.
Binky | June 4, 2007 at 10:20 am
“A 12-by-8-foot cell ?” Paris was overheard saying to police officials. ” All mine are a lot smaller that. I told my BBF’s to cut down on the phone calls – the ring-tone’s probably really loud with that thing.
getyourhandoutofmycat | June 4, 2007 at 10:20 am
I hope the wardens hate her and all take turns to piss in her wonky eye…
Sheva | June 4, 2007 at 10:26 am
Someone should take her phone and bash in the head with it.
And prison sheets; she should get really long ones that are strong that can be tied easily so she can hang herself.
That will definitely force her cootie critters to leave.
imran karim | June 4, 2007 at 10:34 am
aren’t you suppose to now be wearing makeup in your mug shot
imran karim
Pokemon_Johnson | June 4, 2007 at 10:36 am
I hope they did a full cavity search, had her lift up her boobs, spread her pussy open, and then stuck a finger up her ass – just to make sure she wasn’t bringing in any contraband…how humiliating would that have been
Pokemon_Johnson | June 4, 2007 at 10:36 am
I hope they did a full cavity search, had her lift up her boobs, spread her pussy open, and then stuck a finger up her ass – just to make sure she wasn’t bringing in any contraband…how humiliating would that have been
et | June 4, 2007 at 10:38 am
The warden of the place also mentioned in an interview that a body cavity search was mandatory…yikes!!
Jackie | June 4, 2007 at 10:43 am
That mug shot pretty much resembles a head shot.
Check out this funny article about some products Paris may want to bring into her cell:
http://collegecandy.com/style/2984#more-2984
Fifth Stooge | June 4, 2007 at 10:47 am
Did she get busted out yet?
meee | June 4, 2007 at 10:48 am
goddammit people! STOP CALLING IT PRISON!!
it’s fucking jail. there’s a major difference.
judy | June 4, 2007 at 10:53 am
WOW! You’re really on top of things.
OLD NEWS! You’re BORING!
Miserable Bastard | June 4, 2007 at 10:55 am
@21
You’re confused. It was Paris who said a body cavity search would be mandatory.
Miserable Bastard | June 4, 2007 at 10:58 am
According to Ms. Hilton’s rep, it was also mandatory that her body cavity search be filmed and the distribution rights be auctioned off to the highest bidder.
Sheva | June 4, 2007 at 10:58 am
Go deeper. I know my sister Nicky shoved it in real far. Can you see it?
Big Mama | June 4, 2007 at 11:06 am
Wouldn’t it be awesome if she gets some homemade jailhouse tattoos. Either, Beverly Hills tattooed on her stomach or thirteen teardrops on her face, one for each day she spent in the Big House.
jenster | June 4, 2007 at 11:24 am
i dont give a shit that its 11 in the morning, Im popping the champaigne cork.
I’ve waited long for this, and its finally here.
Guy | June 4, 2007 at 11:32 am
#3, how is she going to used or abused? She is not going to have any contact with other cell mates.
All thats going to happen from this is Paris earned tons of money from a book describing her traumatic experience.
Josh Lavarn | June 4, 2007 at 11:33 am
So she’s in solitary confinement now? Hopefully she’ll be stuck in a cold metal cell the size of a closet in the dark for a month.
TYPEKEY SUCKS YAK NUTZ | June 4, 2007 at 11:53 am
Man, this is bullshit… I was all primed and ready to post this:
To paraphrase from the timeless classic ‘Stone Cold’:
“Ah you a yardbird motherfucker, huh?”
“I did my time.”
“Pretty motherfucker like you must have done some painful time.”
But now to hear that the bitch is just going on a vacation in economy class screws that all up.
Fuck.
hollywood_hillbilly | June 4, 2007 at 11:55 am
“In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.” What the fsck?
#24 is right, she is in jail, not prison, there is a big difference. In prison you get to smoke cigarettes.
kdollarsign | June 4, 2007 at 12:22 pm
JUMP
SUIT
JUMP
SUIT
JUMP
SUIT
Ewan | June 4, 2007 at 12:25 pm
This is rediculous, its hardenly the worst punishment in the world, and shes going to make a bomb when she comes out selling her story. Even if she doesnt have much of a story to tell…
99 probs but bitch aint one | June 4, 2007 at 12:35 pm
“I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.” Does this sound fucked up and hilarious to anyone else?
Wait a minute, she plans on taking “more of an active role” in the decisions SHE makes? LMFAO this shit is hilarious.
Maybe that really was her own statement, because someone with half a brain wouldn’t say something so stupid
wedgeone | June 4, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Well – at the very least, she’ll be out of the public eye for 3 weeks (hopefully she won’t get early release) and the withdrawl will kill her.
What is this pic Fish posted? Her mug shot? Doesn’t look like her at all. They let her keep her ratty hair extensions on & her eye isn’t all wonky. WTF?
wedgeone | June 4, 2007 at 12:54 pm
I almost forgot (clicked the old “Post Your Comment” too soon):
At least her blue-colored contact lenses were out. Can’t hide your true self anymore Herpes!
I hope that someone breaks into her house and steals them.
I also hope that she’s deprived of her Valtrex in the bighouse, so that when she’s finally released, she’ll look like one big walking coldsore.
The Superfish guy is on coke | June 4, 2007 at 12:54 pm
All this special treatment bullshit and people still have the nerves to “feel sorry” for the MTV owning. In my opinion, that owning is the worst part of her punishment and if it didn’t happen then I would feel cheated. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’ll have food delivered because her “condition” does not allow her to eat jail food.
Skip Smith | June 4, 2007 at 1:12 pm
This day will be remembered as the American Auschwitz.
ch474 | June 4, 2007 at 1:13 pm
This is the bestest birthday present ever!
Morticia | June 4, 2007 at 1:20 pm
What’s that purple shit on her lips? Ew.
krazihottkelli | June 4, 2007 at 1:22 pm
who the fuck iz going
to buy a story she wrote
in jail…23 hourz lockdown,
1 hour of TV and shower,,big
fuckin deal,,boy , now thatz
really a story….
hopefully, everyone will notice
that shez nobody while shez there!
kirstendunst | June 4, 2007 at 1:26 pm
this is the first thing she couldn’t use her money or fame to get her way out of….and yet somehow i still kind of feel sorry for her. i guess its because im thinking about how i would seriously feel if i had to sit in a cell for 23 hours a day, 23 days in a row. and then you think of the people that have killed others and never served time. the judicial system is fucked.
Snatchit | June 4, 2007 at 2:19 pm
I just don’t get how this bitch is in this predicament in the first place. The crack-ho is worth MILLIONS so why not hire a fucking limo when going out drinking? Oh, that’s right… She’s fucking STUUUPID!
booga1134 | June 4, 2007 at 2:28 pm
She will learn how to clean her whites using toothpaste and the urinal, lol hahahahahahaaaaaaaa! I hope a CO gets a cell phone pic or videos of her in her fucking cage, I need to see her crying in her cell dressed in orange. Id bust 3 nuts to that.
BB | June 4, 2007 at 2:33 pm
What am I going to do now!!
Paris is in Jail. There will no more news about her for 23 days!!!
No News for 23 days.
Get Paris out we need to have more news about her!!
Well at least so many people are saying.
KatieKates | June 4, 2007 at 2:36 pm
What are they going to talk about on this site for a month without Paris? Dang.
Charli | June 4, 2007 at 3:06 pm
PULEESE. First of all she is in jail, NOT prison. All high profile people are housed in High Power cellblocks and not with general population. Since the hardest part of doing time is the other inmates, she will have an easy sail. The deputies will fawn over her like they do all celebrties. That strip search did not include a squat and cough like the rest of us, I can assure you.
I speak from first hand experience when I tell you that she will have it so easy. Plus, the women do not act like the men, are no where near as aggressive and she won’t be exposed to them anyway.
It will only be hard for her becaue she is ued to such pampered luxury, so she won’t want to repeat the experience. But no way will any harm come to her and the deputies will wear themselves out doing favors for her, trust me on that one.