The Learning Annex has asked Paris Hilton to speak at the Real Estate and Wealth Expos in Seattle, Chicago, New York and Boston. They’re offering her $1 million to teach a one-hour class on “How to Build Your Brand.” The $1 million offer is the second highest speaking fee ever offered in the world, second only to The Learning Annex’s star instructor, Donald Trump. The Learning Annex President and Founder Bill Zanker says:
“Paris Hilton is a brilliant entrepreneur who has built an incredible brand.”
You’d have to be the dumbest human being alive to take advice from Paris Hilton. She’s going to go up on stage for thirty seconds and list off her keys to success: “Be born into a wealthy family, have a famous name, act slutty, and let people tape you having sex.” Then during question and answer time people will ask her business questions and she’ll respond, “I didn’t really understand that. Want me to take my top off?”
It’s a SEMEN-AR.
The money is not to listen to her. The money is the buy in to throw things at her and there is no rebuy.
#26 Her parents didn’t even earn the money, her GREATgrandfather did. That’s how far removed this bitch is from work (unless you count “professional cum receptacle” as a job)
It doesn’t make sense at first, but actually, Paris has done a great job of building a brand out of being a spiled rich kid. And for that, maybe she deserves to be even more spoiled. http://www.hiltonbehindbars.com
Well if you smart asses were so smart you wouldn’t be running some 2 bit web site…
HELLO BITCHES, THIS PARIS HILTON, AND i’M TIRED OF READING WHAT YOU NUTSCUMS ARE SAYING! PERSONALLY…I CAN PIMP THE SHIT, OUT OF YOU! I KNOW THAT AMERICA IS JEALOUS, BECAUSE I’M MAKING MONEY OFF OF BEING IN JAIL….TO THE YOUNG MEN…I’M AVAILABLE..HERE’S A PICTURE OF ME….WHEN YOU FIND ME….LEAVE YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS….I’M READY TO TAKE ON THE WORLD!
WTF??
Existing is her only occupation. And she find a way to do it wrong.
Bravo
Dude, that is EXACTLY how it is going to go down. Go Paris.
oh and by the way I live in Boston, and the Learning Annex is the biggest scam EVER. You have to be a total fucktard to even go to it.
Please sign the petition to end media coverage of Plastic Hilton!! No Joke – I am 100% serious – you can “sign” on the blog below. Thanks!!
http://nomoreparishilton.blogspot.com/
HEY ALL!
I just videotaped myself having sex. Will someone please give me some money? ……
What do you mean you don’t care? I dyed my hair bleach blond and wear colored contacts and talk like an imbecile. How bout now?……No? I wear minimal clothing even to buy groceries, would that work then? No?…..I fcucked all of Hollywood!! Hey! C’mon! Give me some money people!!
Damn it.
I guess my daddy isn’t a Hilton and therefore no one cares. **sigh**
**Burns videotape**
;P
@56 DID THE BIG PUSSY COMMENT HURT CAUSE YOU KNOW ITS TRUE “BIATCH”S AINT SHIT BUT HOE”S AND TRIXS TRIX AZZ BIATCH”!
I don’t think that “Degrade yourself without limit” is a business strategy.
I think that it is very unfair that they are offering Paris even more money than Donald Trump has been paid as their star instructor! I think that this is totally ridiculous considering the fact that Paris is not only a high school dropout but also writes like a first grader! I think Bill Zanker is a complete idiot! You know the old saying “A Fool and his money will soon part!” I would like to know what Paris is qualified to teach? What has she accomplished on her own? Bill refers to Paris as a Brilliant Entrepeneur! What is so brilliant about Paris? Her lack of education? Her handwriting?Her amateur porn video? Lets not forget the fact that she was totally irresponsible and ended up in jail for violating her probation on more than one occasion! I think that everyone should email this Bill Zanker and tell him what we think of Paris Hilton teaching a class for a million dollars! Maybe if he recieves enough emails it will be like her Million Dollar interview with NBC! CANCELED! Please everyone send your emails to williamz@learningannex.com ASAP! Lets stop Paris from making a million dollars as a teacher when she herself does not have an education!
Paris,
Now that you have been run through the depths of hell in the Los Angeles Detention, please remember the people that are left behind.
We as a society have merely decided that this whole group of offenders is nothing less that a waste of time.
Paris Hilton, you CAN make a difference in the world and we would love to have you assist us at our foundation, http://www.PrisonPartners.com
With Deep Love,
Robert Paisola
CEO
The Western Capital Group of Companies
http://www.mycollector.com
The Prison Partners Foundation
http://www.PrisonPartners.com
Right you are Ken # 65. And Paris – the ‘Binkettes’ are also available for some Jail-bait payola.
Screw John Birch and his so called ‘Society’( well ok – was that part of the bail thing ? whatever.)
Give generously to ‘The Binkettes’
They’re all for jail reform, closing Gitmo, and they do a gr8 Song and Dance.
They also do a great ‘Tragedy’ which I (believe was also covered by the BEE GEES.
And of course : ‘I Left My Heart at Gitmo’, but the Media and Amnesty didn’t cover it’ is a real foot tapper.
A great tune – which the Fine Young Cannibals are really excited about and planning to cover.
(Oh and Larry is a shill)
people, we ztill have one
hope here in all the mizery
of her being releazed today:
and that iz that:
85% of all prizonerz
re=affend, zo before
U know it, zhe’ll be
back in trouble..
guaran=fuckin=teed!
Oh yea, fogot
MEN ZUCK BIG DICKZ….
and R the COZ of all
of the bad in the
world…..
Queztion:
Who R the child molezterz
in the world?
Anzwer: MEN,,,Only zome
women and thatz coz a MAN
made her that way….
Men R like zo fucked up:
And the mozt stupidezt
fuckerz ever…U can alwayz
guezz how they will react..
in any zituation..dickbrainz…
Men do have some good qualities. I just met techclerk and he had some damn good qualities. His mouth was like butter, and he had a tight little ass.
Mutherfucker:
Pariz juzt walked outta jail.
Damn, they could of at leazt
waited until after breakfazt.
bring thoze cupcakez on…
And at the end of the lecture, she do your cornrows for a half a pack of Marlboro Reds and a flick-job.
Pariz,
Y did U act like U were
on a katwalk when U walked
outta jail thiz morning…
waving like U were Queen
fuckin Elizabeth from
England…running to your
mommyz armz..little baby…
your ztill on probabtion and guezz
what bitch, U will fail and be
back in jail within the month..
Guaran=fuckin=teed.>>>>>>>>>
#68 Spoken like a twelve year old with daddy issues. Wassa matta, baby, daddy told you only nasty girls use the “z” key to extremes?
And just so you know, Paris is now out of jail, but you’re still a fucking moron.
73 EAT FUCK…
somebody please make her disappear …. FOR EVER!!!! we dont need a piece of crap like her or i dont know send her to a far away planet in another galaxy…. PLEASE GOD SPARE US AND DO SOMETHING!!!!
#74 Amend that: a fucking incoherent moron.
paris is actually pretty genius. she has made no outstanding achievements, accomplished essentially nothing, did even graduate from high school…. but some how she ends up in every magazine, getting paid oddles of money for her too stand there and say “thats hot” – a phrase which she made famous- and on website like this where people actually take time to make fun of her? shit there are plenty of debutants and heiresses with just as much money if not more than her and yet she has marketed herself so well that her name is now a fucking entity. bravo paris. like they say- no publicity is the only kind of bad publicity.
whatz the matter, azzlicker
got a fuckin problem..hell yea..
your life…it zuckz azz…
Youz iz just jealouz of Kelli
cauze shez figured out how to bez
even fuckin stupiderz than a hiltonz
I’d be curious to see what kind of people actually go to this seminar. That would be funny to me.. just watching the people going in the door.. while I throw things at them laughing…
#79==damn bitch…
U muzt B freakin bald..
or on the Rag….either
way..go back to work…
your BOZZ doezn’t pay U
to play on the computer
fuckface…
I don’t know what’s worse…
1.) Companies/networks offering large sums of money to Paris to promote their companies/networks.
2.) People actually listening to what Paris has to say.
3.) People defending Paris.
4.) Or, trying to reason/argue with 18 YEAR OLD Krazihotkelli, who OBVIOUSLY has major mental issues surrounding her being a leZbian! Kelli, grow up already. You may be 18, but you might as well be 8, juding by the way you speak and write. Another generation lost *sigh*
#82=U got zome nerve
talkin zhit about me
or my generation…
Your generation fucked
up not juzt our country,
but the whole fuckin world..
and left uz without the
major benefitz you old
fuckerz R getting..U can’t
even make zure the right
prezident got in, fuck..
no one could be worze than
that…
The Learning Annex President and Founder Bill Zanker should consult the Royal Kingdom of Saudi Arabia media where I am very sure that Paris Hilton has been exposed for a few years now (on radio and television there) as a SERIOUS FRAUDSTER.
The Western World is wracked with serious fraudsters; especially in Britain and the U.S.A. Many of them have VERY famous public household names/images. Serious fraudsters are unqualified destructive nuisances that inspire epidemic delusions and that place their greedy-delusional desires over other people’s needs.
Cocaine using, alcohol binging, motorcar crashing persons can NOT possibly be of very high net-worth (‘wealthy’) – it IS a physical impossibility. They can ONLY be serious fraudsters.
The World needs honest, very knowledgable, selfless workaholic persons (like me) – NOT Paris Hiltons.
Paris: What’s the secret to my suck sex? I don’t know….I guess a lot of lubrication…..
I got accepted at Stanford to study for my MBA, but after reading this about Paris’ class, I’ve made up my mind to go to Paris’ class instead because I don’t want to miss something.
I really want to know what an imbecile can teach me about business.
who da hell is so stupid to want her?!?!?!?!
For anyone who thinks this girl has actual business skills, give me your number because I’ve got a lovely bridge I’d like to sell you in Brooklyn.
The girl’s not bright. She’s got (or rather had) a hell of a management team behind her. Now those guys are the true geniuses. They managed to take a borderline illiterate, trashy, no talent skank and turned her into a marketing machine. All she did was sign her name on the dotted line.
Reps: Hey Paris, we’ve got this great new product we want you to endorse. It’s called Toilet de Paris.
Paris: I’ve already got my own perfume. Remember “Smells like Skank”.
Reps: Oh, it’s not perfume. It’s a brand of douche. For women want to have that not-so fresh, STD infested feel.
Paris: Douche? What’s douche?
Reps: Doesn’t matter, you’ll make a load of cash.
Paris: More money for me. That’s hot.
Toodles! I’m off to find a crack whore to be the nation’s new “it” girl.
Heyz KelliZ
Howz clozely related werez your parentz anywayz?
this is the most ridiculous thing i’ve ever heard. as if she did any of the grunt work required to start her on franchise. she handed millions of dollars over to a bunch of business executives who did it for her.
Hey baldladyragbitch:
My parentz grew up in
different ztatez…but
I hear that your parentz
waz your zizter and your
dad, bitch…zo, your 8
yr. old mom breaztfed U..
fuck, your grozz.
Whoever wrote the story that goes along with this picture is fucking hilarious.
geez, well i guess idiots are unteachable unless they are taught by an idiot.
wow, um #68, whats your problem?? obviously it has something to do with you S key. is z your favorite letter and u just have to use it all the time? wow, and your totally off subject. the topic was paris hilton but ur to busy whining about men and typing ur z’s to notice that. wow.
Yes, I want her to take her top off.
Just when I think Americans can not look any less intelligent….
You’re stupider than you write – she is the most effing savvy promoter of herself that Michael Jackson wants to marry her – if only for all that Paris money so he can blow it on cotton candy, jesus juice and eight year old male Bahreinis.
My goat is dead.
WHAT. THE. FUCK?
This story is getting a lot of flak from “anti-Parisites.” While I don’t consider myself a fan per se, she does embody the elements of a successful personal brand:
1) Purpose – she represents a way of life… Dalai Lama eat your heart out (tho he’s a vegetarian)
2) Memorabilia – we know her pet phrases, and pets too.
3) Community – she has very loyal fans who want to dress, talk, and live like her… that’s why there’s gossip
4) Endorsement – and thus, they buy what she does… or try to
~ Vik RajanPersonalBrandMarketing.com
oh my lady gaga