The Learning Annex has asked Paris Hilton to speak at the Real Estate and Wealth Expos in Seattle, Chicago, New York and Boston. They’re offering her $1 million to teach a one-hour class on “How to Build Your Brand.” The $1 million offer is the second highest speaking fee ever offered in the world, second only to The Learning Annex’s star instructor, Donald Trump. The Learning Annex President and Founder Bill Zanker says:
“Paris Hilton is a brilliant entrepreneur who has built an incredible brand.”
You’d have to be the dumbest human being alive to take advice from Paris Hilton. She’s going to go up on stage for thirty seconds and list off her keys to success: “Be born into a wealthy family, have a famous name, act slutty, and let people tape you having sex.” Then during question and answer time people will ask her business questions and she’ll respond, “I didn’t really understand that. Want me to take my top off?”
B. A. Baracus | June 25, 2007 at 5:30 pm
First
wait | June 25, 2007 at 5:30 pm
first
simon | June 25, 2007 at 5:31 pm
blrist
www.celebrity-gossipz.com | June 25, 2007 at 5:31 pm
Jail is her new home…
http://www.celebrity-gossipz.com
B. A. Baracus | June 25, 2007 at 5:32 pm
And more importantly, what a horrible horrible human being. This is like taking a fitness class from Rosie or a “how to lead an STD-free life” seminar from Lindsay Lohan.
PIL | June 25, 2007 at 5:38 pm
That is not Paris… If she is Paris Hilton, then I’m really italian.
I would like to hear that class… how to build a brand???? PARIS??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
gina | June 25, 2007 at 5:39 pm
She should teach a supplemental class on how to be a successful victim.
http://www.innerdrama.com
Ridic | June 25, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Can anyone remind me what r Paris Hilton biggest accomplishments in life?? sex tape and jail, what else?
robin | June 25, 2007 at 5:43 pm
clearly he is a genius. He doesn’t give a crap what she talks about. He only cares about the number of folks he can rip-off. He stands to make a lot of cash.
domingoflores | June 25, 2007 at 5:52 pm
is it for the porn industry?
eaglepupil | June 25, 2007 at 5:53 pm
Paris talks? I’ve heard coquettesh mumbles once in awhile on the simple life (I’m not just saying that because her name sounds French). Has she ever worn a suit that covers more than her nips and lips?
You’re right Robin, he is a genius because putting a blonde with glossed lips up in front of a lot of men is sure to make money! Again, Paris needs to talk?
Kamiki | June 25, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Thats $1 of publicity hes earning right there, without even getting that ugly stupid bitch to even open her gapin maw and spout shit.
Kamiki | June 25, 2007 at 6:00 pm
Oooops $1million even!!
domingoflores | June 25, 2007 at 6:04 pm
i hate britney spears i wish paris hilton and her would get in a fight while their pregnant and consecutively kill each other and their babies
Guy | June 25, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Don’t you see? she really is.
Michael Johnston | June 25, 2007 at 6:07 pm
oh yeah, paris hilton is the idiot.
she does make her own living: modeling, acting, her tv show, singing, perfume..etc. we really shouldn’t listen to this faceless guy who does nothing but criticise people for being rich and famous. yeah. i understand completely how paris is an idiot. she trys to make her living and trys to make her own money, and yet you still find some reason to make fun of her. *(HER)* worth, off of the money she’s made without the hilton stuff added in is 50-60 million dollars. what’s your?
quit being a dick, dick.
…Michael.
domingoflores | June 25, 2007 at 6:10 pm
shut you fucking stupid fuck michael bolton faggot motherfucker, it takes money to make money…if she didn’t have initial capital and a fucking blowjob skill she would never had success…you are a fucking moron
Tyler | June 25, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Wow it’s clearfrom the above posts that all you bitches are just jealous.
I get it though.
You weren’t smart enough to figure out that having rich parents, videotaping yourself having sex and selling it online makes you famous and wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. As a result of ‘your’ shortcomings you now have to take it out on Paris (a beacon of American entrepreneurial spirit) to make yourselves feel better. Well done douchebags.
I signed up for the course weeks ago (that expo can’t get here fast enough). When I am rich and famous and running you fools over en masse in my $350K Bentley I won’t even stop to tell you that you suck. Because my tire marks on your collective asses would have proven it…
See you later suckas! Vroooom.
Paris is the American Dream. Deal with it – or kill yourselves. Either way I win.
Michael Johnston | June 25, 2007 at 6:15 pm
bite my ass, dimingoflores. she used her sources she had. big deal. she still made her own money. you can’t take that away from her.
…Michael.
kt | June 25, 2007 at 6:17 pm
I respect Paris. I think she’s “stupid” like a fox and has much more business sense than this site gives her credit for.
GOD | June 25, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Those who can’t do teach?
This bitch has accomplished nothing. Where she is today (ironically in prison ha ha but in terms of her Whore “brand”) is only because of how incredibly stupid our society is. In my perfect world girls like this would be chained to a wall in the Idiot Museum where people would go to laugh, stare, point, mock, and ultimately feel superior and better about their own shit lives.
This bitch is a product of our time not any kind of brilliant marketing ability. If she is worthy of teaching her so called entrepreneurial “skills” so is every prostitute on every street corner around the world.
The only thing worse than this filthy piss stained huar are the worthless losers who would actually pay money to be taught by her. A box of Rice a Roni could do a beetter job than this disease filled flesh bag. In fact I think I’ll go to the grocery store right now and pay for a lesson in brand brilliance.
domingoflores | June 25, 2007 at 6:22 pm
thank God.
Chauncey Gardner | June 25, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Calling Paris a “slut” is an insult to the real sluts of the world who work hard to ruin their reputations. You expect a slut to be a nympho and to ENJOY fucking. Carmen Electra could probably make a good sex tape. Lindsay Lohan probably WILL make one.
But, if ‘One Night In Paris’ is any indication, Paris Hilton is the the most boring lay in the known world, and you can totally tell she didn’t really want to be there. In fact, I nodded off a couple of times watching the blowjob segment, and I NEVER get tired of those. That’s how uninteresting she was, and probably truly is.
This all leads me to the soon-to-be-controversial suggestion that Paris Hilton has never had an orgasm. You’ve heard it here first, folks. She either can’t make it happen, or has extreme difficulty, and as a result, she fucks like a dead carp and is constantly talking about how she’s giving up sex. It is a completely joyless experience for her, so why put in the effort?
OR…and this one is even BIGGER…Paris is a LESBIAN. That could explain her apparent boredom with heterosexual sex and uninterest in the penis, her intense relationships with her female peers, her periodic Morrissey/Kevin Spacey-like claims of celibacy, and the fact that she never stays with one guy for very long (the ‘beards’ all split when they figure it out).
Either case could explain why Paris is a far more unconvincing “slut” than, say, Lindsay, who seems like she’s probably been blowing dudes and getting off since Freaky fucking Friday.
Helene | June 25, 2007 at 6:24 pm
I can’t comprehend why people seem to be so judgmental on Paris Hilton. Envy? You should look at her from a different viewpoint: rich but still loves to work, while most of you here put on a contest on who’s first posting a comment – with barely a dollar in your name. It was just unfortunate that her sex tape,leaked out. Her jail time happens to others, too. Why so mean to her? This site owes Paris a lot. Without Paris, I doubt if this gets visited as often as it is now. Why would you single out Paris as slutty? Most American women are…besides she’s single. Shame on those who are married but still hit it off with other males. Ohhhh…envy knows no bounds. To Paris: It’s all right girl, you are not alone. Pick yourself up..move on. You are still young and pretty, and whatever mess you made, you certainly learned from it. For detractors of Paris: Burn!
JR | June 25, 2007 at 6:25 pm
She needs to be killed.
Yourfairytale | June 25, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Helene – It’s because she personifies everything that is wrong with our society. Vapid, worthless, stupid…yet still held in high regard because of money HER PARENTS (not she) earned.
And when will people stop making offers of millions of dollars to this bitch? If you have that kind of money to just throw away, give it to starving Africans or people with AIDS. Paris does not need or deserve any more money. And any asshole who thinks she’s “brilliant” ought to be sterlized.
Who pays an heiress to learn about making $$$ | June 25, 2007 at 6:28 pm
#16 What ordinary person is able to work their way into “modeling, acting, tv show, singing, perfume etc.” ? She was ONLY able to do all of that because of her name (which only initially got attention from her skanky escapades) & lifestyle (which she was BORN into)… only asshats like you think they are a part of it when they buy her shitty products.
theredsnapper | June 25, 2007 at 6:29 pm
oh puke.. i would spit on this chick if i had the chance..
REFER JANEO | June 25, 2007 at 6:33 pm
Yessssssssssss! I will be watching! Join me! In watching her explain: how to suck the dick, how to slob, up, and down on the shaft! I’m totally interested!
Lowlands | June 25, 2007 at 6:34 pm
To be honest i think this ‘brand’ is indeed incredible.Only the range of this ‘brand’ is limited.It’s limited to a certain IQ-level.Just sayin’.
hollywoodgirls.tv | June 25, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Check out http://www.notsosimplelife.tv for news, videos and photos on Paris!
DAILY CUMS | June 25, 2007 at 6:40 pm
Are you tired of hearing about Paris Hilton?
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K-dizzle | June 25, 2007 at 6:43 pm
well thats perfect and effin idiot teachin some idiots.
i mean is any one really going to take her seriously?
haha prolly not.
what could she honestly teach them?
the planets have aligned... | June 25, 2007 at 6:44 pm
Well, didn’t someone suggest a few days ago that Al Qaeda bomb Paris when there’d be masses of other spoogeforbrains around?
PIL | June 25, 2007 at 6:45 pm
LOL-
I LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!
Excpet for those who defend this bitch-whore-good-for-nothing-inmate..
miss oblivious | June 25, 2007 at 6:46 pm
#26…My sentiments exactly! Now if only no one would show up for that stupid expo so that Zanker guy would lose alot of money, and Paris would be humilated!
eaglepupil | June 25, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Hey Tyler, I feel richer already too. Just knowing you these brief few minutes. When you make your millions, buy me a starbucks before you run me over!Ouch!
#6, you don’t recognize her because she is a hardened criminal now. She probably has Wanda’s bitch tattooed above her tramp stamp (Guys–does she have a cum catcher–I don’t get off looking at her naked frame?)
Paris didn’t create any brand. She bought her looks and stamped them on various products. If you die her hair brunette, put some clothes on her and slap her on the ass she is nothing. Seriously–try it (after her seminar)!
Lastly–I have to give her props for keeping her real boobs. That takes a lot of moxy in todays pornstar crazed world!
JennaJamesonIsASkank | June 25, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Because she has a college degree from… Oh, wait…
Because she has a high school degree from… Oh, wait…
Whore.
Sauron | June 25, 2007 at 6:49 pm
The society is a pyramid shape.That’s why she’s successful!
Lowlands | June 25, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Are in general the most people in a society limited to a certain IQ? *Shudder*
Binky | June 25, 2007 at 6:55 pm
This Learning Annex sounds like the new Second City.
Trump, Paris, maybe bring in Cheney for Hunter Safety. Sounds like a riot !
But bring back Martin Short for MC.
eaglepupil | June 25, 2007 at 7:14 pm
Alright, Binky and Tyler lets grab our margaritas and bar peanuts and Todo (oh! and the cute guy with Brittany at the Baby Gap) and go to the Second City! I hope Dane Cook is there so I can throw my panties (Victoria Secrets thongs to be exact)!Mmmm!
fuzz | June 25, 2007 at 7:20 pm
She? Theaching? Brand? She has a sperm container where others have brains. There used to be a saying that “sex sells” but now, oh how surprisingly, stupidity does too. There hundreds of idiods doing the same thigs she does and would gladly do them on tv for free. It’s just sad sad sad…
ssdd | June 25, 2007 at 7:20 pm
One is only as good as the company they keep…………the “Learning Annex” is a company that has become a “company” by taking someones money in order to tell THEM how to become rich etc……………..
So go figure ..this seems fitting for a low class operation to want a low class tramp to do some advertising for them……
Bern | June 25, 2007 at 7:30 pm
There is no God.
Reality Check | June 25, 2007 at 7:32 pm
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS PARIS YOU HAVE A BIG PUSSY YOU SHOULD BE IN THE WORLD BOOK OF RECORD
Reality Check | June 25, 2007 at 7:36 pm
ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS PARIS YOU HAVE A BIG PUSSY YOU SHOULD BE IN THE WORLD BOOK OF RECORD
asteadyrain | June 25, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Paris Hilton trying to teach?!?!
Isn’t that one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse?
Andrea | June 25, 2007 at 7:42 pm
I think that this is totally ridiculous considering the fact that Paris is not only a high school dropout but also writes like a first grader! I think Bill Zanker is a complete idiot! You know the old saying “A Fool and his money will soon part!” What is so brilliant about Paris? Her lack of education? Her handwriting?Her amateur porn video? Lets not forget the fact that she was totally irresponsible and ended up in jail for violating her probation on more than one occasion!I think that everyone should email this Bill Zanker and tell him what we think of Paris Hilton teaching a class for a million dollars! Maybe if he receives enough emails it will be like her Million Dollar interview with NBC! CANCELED! Please everyone send your emails to williamz@thelearningannex.com ASAP! Lets stop Paris from making a million dollars as a teacher! I do not think it is fair that they are offering Paris more money than Donald Trump. He is a well respected business man! Paris is just a drunken, high school dropout who has lived off of her parents most of her life! The only reason she is famous is because of the Hilton name and her amateur porn video. She does not deserve one million dollars to teach a class! Not to mention the fact that she is not qualified to teach anything! Please do not forget to email Bill Zanker and tell him how ridiculous this is! Email Bill Zanker at: Williamz@learningannex.com
The Devil's Prom Date | June 25, 2007 at 7:48 pm
The only seminar she’s qualified to teach: Different Herpes Strains and How to Tell Them Apart Just By How They Taste