I tried to avoid posting Paris Hilton’s new music video for “Nothing In This World” but the 4 gazillion emails in my inbox say that’s not gonna happen. I think the main message of the video is that Paris Hilton likes grinding her crotch against 14-year-old boys. There’s also some references to The Girl Next Door so maybe she’s implying she used to do porno. It’s a bold move to combine the creative vision of a music video with the truthfulness of a documentary.
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sweety | September 28, 2006 at 7:37 am
I think this video is funny… well, better than the previous one… and, anyway: she’s not the girl next door!
KelKel | September 28, 2006 at 7:37 am
Muahahaha
Wampoon.com | September 28, 2006 at 7:37 am
Yummy…Elisha Cuthbert…I kept rewinding to the beginning. Do it again!
http://wampoon.com
volcanoesmeltme | September 28, 2006 at 7:38 am
why so many references to the dog she got rid of?
bitch.
10pennypixel.com | September 28, 2006 at 7:39 am
Paris Hilton really has no talent.
http://www.10pennypixel.com/
mirandawilde | September 28, 2006 at 7:41 am
Oh, she’s decided to reveal that she’s a pedophile- nice.
And what a bonus- I learned something: “nothing is as it seems.” That’s deep, man. I’m glad it’s all spelled out for us.
She’s a little bit heiress, a little bit rock star, a little bit pedophile, a little bit philosopher.
mirandawilde | September 28, 2006 at 7:45 am
Oh my god. I just watched the rest of it. She really does grind up against that kid in her underwear. Okay, so what if we were watching a 25 year old man grind up against a high school girl in his underwear? I find this *really* alarming- it’s Michael Jacksonesque.
littlefattycakes | September 28, 2006 at 7:48 am
i don’t care what y’all say, that video is hot.
Giggles | September 28, 2006 at 7:49 am
Why bother watching it? Is there anything new that Paris Hilton could do?
Italian Stallion | September 28, 2006 at 7:49 am
I refuse to watch the video. I’m guessing judging from the title it has to do with finding something to get rid of all her diseases. She’s right though, theres nothing in this world…………..
thebor | September 28, 2006 at 8:00 am
Paris,
Not once in your rambling do you even come close to a coherent thought. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
Skank
GirlyGirl | September 28, 2006 at 8:05 am
Is this a serious video? She is such a f-ing idiot it makes me sick. No way is she as hot as Elisha Cuthbert.
I wonder if that kid got herpes on his arm.
WHOARF!
jrzmommy | September 28, 2006 at 8:06 am
I would like to add to my List of Things I Have Not Done Nor Will Ever Experience…..Seen a Paris Hilton Video or Movie.
That list also includes….
Seen the movie Titanic
Heard an N*Suck/98 Degrees/Backstreet Boys Song
Eaten at a Chi-Chi’s/ Bennigans/TGIF/Applebees,etc.
Received a Dirty Sanchez from Screech
Rocked out to music by David Hasselhoff
Impregnated Anna Nicole Smith
Stood on a grassy knoll in Dallas on 11/22/63
frescavergene | September 28, 2006 at 8:07 am
why is she still around?
Kg | September 28, 2006 at 8:07 am
Congratulations, little boy, you now have ear-herpes.
sugarplum | September 28, 2006 at 8:09 am
It would have been a good video, if it hadn’t been Paris Hilton in it. Honestly, I’m expecting to see a girl with some sort of life in her and aknowledgement of what’s supposed to be happening in the story, but it’s just same ol stupid Paris Hilton looking nowhere in particular while she moves around trying to look sexy.
It just feels.. wrong. I’m waiting to see the wonderful girl this boy adores, and then it’s.. just.. Paris Hilton, and just the whole of it doesn’t mix.
BarbadoSlim | September 28, 2006 at 8:14 am
When my inevitable take-over of the world comes, she will be the first to be executed, painfully and oh sooooo slowly.
This, is my promise to you.
jrzmommy | September 28, 2006 at 8:18 am
17–In that case, I’m voting for you for World Grand Poobah
Nightowl | September 28, 2006 at 8:19 am
Why oh why does this bitch keep popping up everywhere?? She has nothing to contribute to the world except spending the money in her daddy’s bank account. She has absolutely no talent, no looks, and no brains. What a waste.
tits_on_snack | September 28, 2006 at 8:26 am
Isn’t Elisha Cuthbert like 100,000,000 years old, and too old to be playing a high school bully?
Can Paris be more in love with herself? She looks like an ostrich.
tits_on_snack | September 28, 2006 at 8:30 am
Hold on a second, teenage boys don’t even LIKE paris hilton. They like chicks with boobs.
bigponie | September 28, 2006 at 8:34 am
I’ve just seen the video…
I’ll pay anyone a million dollars to trade eyes with me.
PunjabPete | September 28, 2006 at 8:36 am
Banal, mediocre, attention loving, untalented, whore.
The producer should be fucking flogged and put in the stocks… Sorry to get all Pilgrim on everyone but that is just how I roll….
Kitty | September 28, 2006 at 8:36 am
Who emailed the superficial requesting that this video be posted? Why? I hope the reason was to provide us with something new to bash Paris about and not a sincere desire to see her video.
Praz | September 28, 2006 at 8:37 am
Sadly enough, I actually watched a part of this video. As I did, I heard a terrible sound: the death-rattle of my own soul.
PunjabPete | September 28, 2006 at 8:38 am
Fish is a lying sack of shit. No one would request such a horror… Except maybe Hitler. Hitler would get off on this I am sure…
AHLPH
spatz | September 28, 2006 at 8:46 am
i want to see a video with some 25 year old guy rubbing up against a 12 year old girl. now thats hot.
puke
TheRedInk | September 28, 2006 at 8:47 am
I’m honestly just confused.
PunjabPete | September 28, 2006 at 8:52 am
Nice of them to run the little “Some people dream” silly type headlines through the video. “Some things aren’t what they seem”. Pretentious little skank….
Bitch, please…..
PunjabPete | September 28, 2006 at 8:54 am
All hail BarbadoSlim…. Ruler of the world…
spamfighter | September 28, 2006 at 8:54 am
Bah, not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. She (well, her lyricist) does rhyme ‘tonight’ and ‘alright’ which is requisite for disco songs, I’m told.
The song is like her. With enough production (photoshopping, make-up and lighting), her music (her) are vaguely acceptable.
Finally, proof positive one can indeed polish a turd.
BrownEyedGirl | September 28, 2006 at 9:05 am
Is the moral of this music video dare to dream about Paris Hilton and it’ll come true? Cause that’s what I got. I’m pretty sure she looked at this finished work, welled up like she allegedly does when she listens to her album and thought, “Wow! That’s deep! People are going to see this and think I’m a really great, charitable person” (charitable might be a bit of a big word for her, but surely she must view dry humping a fifteen year old boys arm as charity, so it holds). With that said, maybe we should dare to dream too. Dream that this is her last and that she eventually goes away. She dared us to, did she not?
Shannon | September 28, 2006 at 9:08 am
I actually think the video was really cute. That’s like every boys dream – and that’s what it was about. I mean, sure she was dancing and stuff but it was meant to be a dream sequence, and I think it was actually cute she took a cue from Elisha (with obviously her input – she was in the video!). Yay for Paris :)
Shaun | September 28, 2006 at 9:15 am
She even sucks at lip syncing her own video. What a waste of film.
Celetina | September 28, 2006 at 9:23 am
What’s with the random text? This isn’t a movie preview.
I’m most impressed by the fundamental image of this movie; namely, “when life is hard, retreat into fantasies about hot sluts as opposed to going out and establishing relationships with real people”. Seriously, “I can do what she could do so much better”? Unintentionally hilarious grammar aside, the idea of encouraging loser kids to cling to their delusions as opposed to growing up is seriously kinda disturbing. This is only going to result in a 30% increase of kids that don’t leave their parents’ basements.
Celetina | September 28, 2006 at 9:26 am
*oof, meant “message”, not “image”. Although I’m also impressed with a 25-year-old rubbing up against a 14-year-old. God bless America.
DmdFreak | September 28, 2006 at 9:32 am
Pro:
1. The video is kinda funny.
2 .She can sing a little, but probably mostly studio edited that way.
3. Elisha Cuthbert is HOT. (Nothing to do with the video, but someone said her name..Droooool)
Cons:
1. Song sucks.
2. It PARIS FUCKING HILTON.
3. Video doesn’t seem to have anything to do with the lyrics.
RichPort | September 28, 2006 at 9:37 am
#17 – You have my vote too… as long as I can decapitate the whore with a rusty butter knife, and you agree to provide lifetime medical coverage.
Jenna | September 28, 2006 at 9:42 am
Paris the pedophile…it has a nice ring to it.
checkyourshorts | September 28, 2006 at 9:44 am
she and jack-o have something in common:
(1) they’re both white
(2) they share an abiding love of young boys
but jack-o actually “puts out”
bond | September 28, 2006 at 9:51 am
the poor kid only thought he had it rough before. then he shows up at school with her on his arm? his life is about to get worse in so many ways…
CelebSlam.com | September 28, 2006 at 10:30 am
Go with your hunch next time, thesuperficial
http://www.celebslam.com
krisdylee | September 28, 2006 at 10:36 am
I need to quote Tommy Lee from Rockstar: Supernova (yes, I watched the whole fucking thing. And personally I think Jason Newstead is the biggest Nerd in the world.)
Ahem: “Dude, that was sauteed in wrong sauce.”
MyWellRehearsedMistake | September 28, 2006 at 10:40 am
Seriously, I hope they have enough disinfectant to clean the superherpes off that bench she grinds her cooch all over. Or maybe they just burnt the school down after filming.
I wonder who the ‘She’ is that Paris is referring to in the lyrics? Although I seriously doubt Paris has any creative input at all into her songs… But, just wondering.
The Superfish is definitely lying about this one – there is no way even 4 people emailed him to put up this video, let alone “4 gazillion people”. Come on, admit it, Superfish you LURVE Paris!
SFLPH!
LaLohan | September 28, 2006 at 11:05 am
I love it, I think it’s amazing. Paris really impressed me. I don’t see the point of everyone saying, “Why is she still around?!UGH!”. It’s Paris fucking Hilton, she’s not going anywhere.
Noelle | September 28, 2006 at 11:10 am
And the little boy grew up to become Gaius Baltar.
The video is much improved if your speakers are broken.
guest1234567 | September 28, 2006 at 11:26 am
I’m not going to watch it. I figure the ‘good parts’ will be shown this weekend when I watch “The Soup.”
Nora | September 28, 2006 at 11:28 am
I threw up a little in my mouth.
I will say one kind of positive thing…the song itself isnt as horrible as Fergie’s Londron Bridge. But it’s still terrible.
KevinTheProdigy.com | September 28, 2006 at 11:36 am
That is one crazy beat, sounds like an old Atari drum.
HolisticWisdomcom | September 28, 2006 at 11:40 am
The music is so synthesized, it really is amazing what they can do with the human voice these days.
Also, Paris is a ‘want to be’ Elisha Cuthbert; she clearly admires her as an actress as seen in the special features in House of Wax (which I admit… I have seen).
Now with this video, she wanted to make herself like Elisha’s character. Funny how she is so obvious at wanting to be the center of attention and to out do anyone else. I can’t think a more true sign of deep insecurity.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com