Paris Hilton and Britney Spears were recently featured in a John McCain political ad that attacks Barack Obama. Neither of them were asked to participate and were included without their knowledge or consent. Britney’s camp basically said she’s got better things to worry about than who runs for president. (Like how much she loves puppies!) While Paris hasn’t yet seen the ad, she’s definitely aware of it and isn’t thrilled, according to E! Online:
“She’s on tour with Benji [Madden] and isn’t watching television and has not been on the Internet,” said the source. “But she’s already said she’s not too happy about it.”
That’s interesting, since Paris’ parents are big McCain supporters (even contributing recently to his presidential campaign). But it turns out Paris has chosen not to publicly state who she’s rooting for.
“She doesn’t consider herself a political figure, and so she does not appreciate being used in that way,” said the insider. “She’d prefer the candidates just leave her out of it.”
Many are calling the John McCain ad a new low, and I agree. There’s such a thing as mudslinging, Senator McCain, but equating your opponent with Britney Spears and Paris Hilton? Jesus, man, that’s below the belt and straight to the taint. I wouldn’t even do that to my worst enemy. I would, however, throw a raccoon at their face and hope they get AIDS. Just to put things in perspective.
Landon | August 1, 2008 at 10:33 am
First
Ted from LA | August 1, 2008 at 10:34 am
Paris,
Please, dear, shut the fuck up and do something productive for once in your fucking life.
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | August 1, 2008 at 10:34 am
I hate this bitch
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | August 1, 2008 at 10:37 am
#1 and I quote #2
“shut the fuck up and do something productive for once in your fucking life”
Lola | August 1, 2008 at 10:37 am
hate her… dumb blonde whore
gerard Vandenberg | August 1, 2008 at 10:38 am
THE THRILLING COMES AFTERWARDS.
believe me…………..
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ | August 1, 2008 at 10:38 am
#1 and I quote #2
“shut the fuck up and do something productive for once in your fucking life”
Jon | August 1, 2008 at 10:45 am
Anyone know who the girl in the mini is next to Paris? She’s like 10x hotter.
boo | August 1, 2008 at 10:46 am
Paris doesn’t consider herself a politcal figure? I can’t imagine why.
chris | August 1, 2008 at 10:47 am
Who cares about Paris Hilton anymore. I am more interested in the girl next to her in the first pic. Tell the paps to follow her to the beach
Jumpin_J | August 1, 2008 at 10:50 am
Seriously, John McCain using Paris and Britney? How insulting. Britney and Paris should sue the pants off McCain. What’s that? McCain is running out of money? Oh, never mind.
Cattyluo | August 1, 2008 at 10:59 am
She is so beautiful.I saw her profile on Millionaire4me.com——–She attracts so many people .Wow,it’s so cool..Don’t miss it.
Cattyluo | August 1, 2008 at 11:00 am
She is so beautiful.I saw her profile on Millionaire4me.com——–She attracts so many people .Wow,it’s so cool..Don’t miss it.
mimi | August 1, 2008 at 11:00 am
Praying for Amy
Sledman | August 1, 2008 at 11:05 am
@Jon
@Jumpin_J
@chris
Agreed, could care less about Paris, only reason I looked at the story was the girl in the black and white mini. Need to find out who she is.
brett | August 1, 2008 at 11:14 am
She’s not watching TV or on the internet? Probably catching up on her summer reading.
jcmjr | August 1, 2008 at 11:15 am
Agree with Sledman, Jon, Jumpin_J, and chris. The girl next to Paris is really freakin’ hot!…..someone must know who she is!!!….the quest is on!….
ph7 | August 1, 2008 at 11:16 am
Praying for a new, improved Valtrex.
Monstra | August 1, 2008 at 11:17 am
Yeah, well, I’m not thrilled with that hideous outfit.
KAT | August 1, 2008 at 11:21 am
a) isn’t it a but pretentious to be carrying around a purse with your name on it?
b) who the FUCK is that crack-head looking guy in the last pic??? he has GOT to be on something. he looks like a zombie.
Ted from LA | August 1, 2008 at 11:25 am
Praying for Tony Dow and Jerry Mathers.
Stephen Dedalus | August 1, 2008 at 11:35 am
Singing…
She’s a skank whore
She’s a skank whore
She’s an ugly fucking skank whore
She has pussy itch
How I hate that bitch
She’s an ugly puss-filled skank whore
Second verse, same as the first….
sameshitdifferentyear | August 1, 2008 at 11:53 am
London or Paris or whatever her fuckin name is has blown her load.
Nobody gives a shit about her anymore.
On the other hand, ask that supersmooth hottie next to her who she’s voting for this November.
Let’s have another Miss Teen USA moment.
By the way, noticed how Paris is starting to look like one of those Dragon Ladies in those old martial arts flicks?
Joe | August 1, 2008 at 11:59 am
The chick next to Paris seems to be eating the paparazzi flashes up. She’s got no waste, a face that looks bad without makeup. Nice legs, though. A 6 maybe.
britney's weave | August 1, 2008 at 12:00 pm
paris is getting publicity and she’s mad about it? wtf???
on a side note, is mccain running out of ammo? calling barack a celebrity? has he failed to notice a celebrity became governor of california, and seems to be doing just fine?
i just realized everything i’ve written i’ve posed in the form of a question?
CJ | August 1, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Paris doesn’t have the mental capacity to separate publicity into categories….get real. Any time her image is out there she is milking it. What a crock…Paris is upset about being used in an ad….bwhahahaaaaa!!!
venomhed | August 1, 2008 at 12:14 pm
I would eat that little girls hairless pussy, the one wearing black. She is super cute. I would play babysitter with her any day.
chris | August 1, 2008 at 12:23 pm
#24 Joe
You wouldn’t know an attractive girls if she sat on you face
Maeby | August 1, 2008 at 12:40 pm
MCains like a fifteen year old girl talking shit all the time.
If you dont want Paris Hilton to get pregnant then vote for Obama.
or else we’re gonna be stuck with this old ass stinky pile of butt cheese.
OBAMA 08!
sRsLy | August 1, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Pic 5 is proof that cloning experiments have advanced one step up from sheep.
Anexio | August 1, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Is it me or is El Wonko starting to look a little haggard and tired?
I think her ass is starting to fall.
ishi-san | August 1, 2008 at 1:03 pm
@ 30 : yess! and they even made the clons have boobs now!!
The Queen of England | August 1, 2008 at 1:09 pm
My wife called and asked me to ‘ find out who the hot thing in the black and white dress is honey ‘ BOING….
clark | August 1, 2008 at 1:13 pm
John Stewart pointed out last night that the Hilton Family is contributor to the McCain campaign… lol
Mr Smith | August 1, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Boo hoo America finally had to step into the real world and pay a decent price for “gas.”
watch me drink a beer | August 1, 2008 at 1:43 pm
where the hell is this ad anyway? i must watch.
lloyd johnson | August 1, 2008 at 2:01 pm
I saw the ad. It’s pitiful. It’s the same crap “Obama doesn’t want more offshore drilling” “Obama is against tax cuts” but this time they flash BAD girls (Blonde And Dumb) at the beginning of the ad and say Obama is really popular like them. McCain is right. Nothing is more beautiful than watching the sun rise over an oil rig in the gulf. Except watching the sun rise over 12 oil rigs. Pay taxes? What is Obama thinking? Debt is good. It’s proof the world likes the US, thats why they lend us money.
kevin | August 1, 2008 at 2:01 pm
She is pretty and sexy. I think I will love her. LOL. Every time I sign in to the celeb club “”"”"”"C e l e b M i n g l e . c o m”"”"”"”, I can see many new topics talking about her. She has created a nice profile for seeking a hot man for hook ups.
JRG# | August 1, 2008 at 2:07 pm
The ad is right on! Both PH and BO are superficial and lack substance. Neither have accomplished anything worthy of the free media attention and adoration they attract. They’re ‘media made’ personalities.
JRG3 | August 1, 2008 at 2:12 pm
The ad is right-on! They’re both media made personalities who have accomplished nothing worthy of the free media adoration they receive. No substance, all fluff. They symbolize our superficial society enamoured with the superficial.
Harry Ballzack | August 1, 2008 at 2:35 pm
“She doesn’t consider herself a political figure”
She hasn’t the first freaking clue about politics is why !!
But she DOES consider herself “The iconic blonde of the decade”‘ and compared herself to Princess Diana and Marilyn Monroe
HAHAHAHAHAHA ……………. Priceless !!!
If it doesn’t have anything to do with being a “Social Butterfly” why would she bother? She could’nt even make good on her threat to visit Rwanda for gods sake.
Supernetuser | August 1, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Paris Hilton and Britney Spears have better things to do than worry about who will become president. Thanks Jon Stewart for pointing out the Hilton family contributes to McCain’s campaign.
EuroNeckPain | August 1, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Obama is too good for the United States. He’ll probably get assassinated.
Cokeasian | August 1, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Parasite Hilton’s parents give McCain money and he turns around and brands their daughter as one of the things wrong with America? What a shitty thing to do to one of your supporters.
el ces | August 1, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Heh.
“biggest celebrity in the world,” eh?
One, Obama is not more famous than Paris or Britney.
Two, yes, they should’ve asked permission first. Its not like Paris would’ve said no, Britney either.
CJ | August 1, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I think once you’ve established a proven record for hating underwear and like making sleezy porno..your right to permission for anything is revoked.
Who cares what they like?
Janie_J | August 1, 2008 at 7:05 pm
In all fairness, all Barak Obama needs to do is run an ad with Heidi and Spencer endorsing McCain to one up this.
Mr. Blackwell | August 1, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Memo to the two clowns in the last pic: Learn how to fucken dress yourselves. Wearing fat-assed jeans with dress shirts and cuff links is never cool. When did dressing like a slob in public become an acceptable “fashion” trend?
katia | August 1, 2008 at 7:22 pm
LOL so right 47 thats the best point i’ve heard on this one yet
Marybel | August 1, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Who gives a rat’s ass what Paris Hilton thinks? That piece of vapidity just made me decide to vote for McCain. Thanks Wonky McValtrex!