Paris Hilton: Not ready for dating, but who’s up for some whoring?

December 2nd, 2008 // 68 Comments

Paris Hilton is in no rush to replace Benji Madden. In fact, she’s downright repulsed by the thought of another relationship, according to The Sun:

“I don’t have dating on my mind at all. Just the thought of dating someone else grosses me out.
“No way.”

However, what doesn’t gross Paris out is pushing the ol’ girls up and hitting Bardot nightclub in LA last night. Sure, maybe she had sex with three bartenders, the coat check guy and, let’s assume, David Spade, but at least she’s not being monogamous again. That’s just nasty.


  1. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” Wealthydater . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  2. havoc

    Tyrone from East LA?

    LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That’s awesome….

    .

  3. everything she do can be ok for me.

  4. John McCain

    I would hit that and so would Cindy.

  5. slunt

    Where’d she get those boobies?

  6. p0nk

    Ted from LA, stop in once in a while. I thought you were pretty fucking funny.

    Mimi, some of us are still praying for you.

  7. She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarb a by myinterracialmatch.com) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.

  8. Chloe

    Her face looks fuller and makes her look younger. She probably got cheek implants .

  9. Superevil

    Spammers are out in full force today.

  10. tc

    #41. Fact is, every time she sleeps with a guy it becomes widely known and public knowledge.

    She has probably slept with fewer guys than an average good looking single girl her age.

    Clandestine couplings and whoring are extremely unlikely given that paps follow her every move.

    You really are so fucking dumb.

  11. Shawn

    Say what you will about her personality, intellect, work ethic, and judgment (we all have and will again), but she looks really good there.

  12. She does look nice in these pics, but I wonder when she’s going to reveal her brown irises to the public. I can clearly see them behind the contacts.

  13. Funeral Guy

    That Wonderbra sho’ nuff be a wonder, ayight.

  14. RAWR!

    I would love to shit in her droopy eye. Penicillin won’t clear that one up. That’s hot (my steaming turd, that is). RAWR!

  15. john

    Like a turkey, it’s stuffed.

  16. Gen

    WHERE DID THOSE BOOBS COME FROM?!?!

  17. Fati

    good bra or good boob job?

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