Paris Hilton no longer wants a baby ASAP, apocalypse officially delayed

September 5th, 2008 // 58 Comments

Paris Hilton is no longer desperately seeking impregnation. Ho. Ly. Shit! *pops open champagne* WHOOPEEEEE! Hollyscoop reports:

“You know right now I’m just focusing on my business. A lot of traveling around the world. There’s no time for a baby right now.
Paris added, “I would love to one day, but for right now it wouldn’t be right to have a kid because I don’t have the time. My schedule is so crazy, I am going to London next month for a couple of weeks to do my BFF show in London, so I have a lot of work cut out for me.”

You know who you don’t hear saying he wants a baby on the ASAP and we can thank for this turn of events? Benji Madden. Of course, he’s probably too busy scrubbing his testicles with a Brillo pad, but still.

Photos: Splash News

  1. venomhed

    Ahh, the MODERN AMERICAN FEMINIST!

    American women are sooo deisireable! Not only are they stupid and utterly worthless, American men still actually think that marrying one is a smart choice.

    American women are good for one thing: A beating.

  2. I feel badly for her, nobody takes her seriously and everybody thinks she’s a slut. Then I remember she is an heiress to a fucking FORTUNE and I figure, meh that kind of wealth had to have SOME kind of payoff….

  3. shar

    THANK GOD. She has made a wise decision, not easy in this day of
    pumping out children just to have them.
    If this is her choice and not some media hype. Good for her.

  4. el ces

    I’m not suprised.
    Paris has been an icon of personal freedom for years now.
    When she’s ready it’ll be a surprise to all of us.

  5. ummm...yeah

    Ummm…does anyone else notice she looks like a turkey?….and so close to Thanksgiving…hmmm….

  6. ummm...yeah

    oh, and by btw…Randal, I still Hate you…ummm….yeah

  7. Kayla

    That lipstick makes her look classy, an almost German femme fatal. Please find out what the color and brand of lipstick she’s wearing and post it on here.

    Thanks.

  8. mich

    she looks good here !

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