Paris Hilton nipple slip at UFC

I think that maybe your headlines should start to read “Paris Hilton’s nipple does not slip out at (insert event)”.

I mean, Paris’s nipples get more press than Nicole Ritchie.

Mote that the dude behind her (her new boyfriend?) is either:
1. tying his shoe
2. embarrassed and trying to hide
3. completely passed out

Also in attendence at UFC and on TV was Sir Charles Barkely completely stoned out of his mind.

How is nudity from Paris Hilton even newsworthy anymore? It’s nothing we haven’t seen 50 million times before. If we all sign a release testifying to the fact that we’ve all seen all of it, can we get her to stay dressed?

Paris Hilton in closed-toe shoes and a turtleneck, now that’s news!

I have seen her tits more than I’ve seen my own. And I see those at least twice a day…

i guess i dont understand why paris hilton would even go to a UFC event. i personally like watching UFC, but i’m sure PH doesnt give a rat’s ass about it. unless it’s just to be seen? what she ought to do is quit making an ass out of herself and stay home. or does she even have a home?

Awww man. I don’t want to know about these things. I think I’ll go and scrape out my brain now.

Awww man. I didn’t need to see this first thing this morning. I think I’ll go and scrape out my brain.

There was a day when the words, nipple, tit or boob, would spin my head around and force me to stare. It was a force beyond my control. That day was Feb. 5, 2006. Paris’ tit has rid me of that addiction. Thank you Paris. Thanks alot.

I just called in sick to work.

Call me whe she’s competing in UFC

Dear Superficial:

STOP REPORTING ON PARIS HILTON. NO ONE CARES.

Her nipple looks like a big scab that’s about to fall off.

i am so fucking tired of hearing about this bitch. without the makeup and million dollar wardrobe and oh, yeah the BLUE CONTACTS she is just an heiress with a beak for a nose.

The only way those pancakes could slip out is if she’s doing it on purpose, but of course, she is a super-whore.

She’s doing it on purpose. She’s a media-attention-whore. On purpose I say…. look at how her inside elbow is pushing the fabric back. You can’t tell me you don’t feel a bit of a breeze. Come on! On purpose.

the girl next to her is like “oh great, i have to look at Paris’s nipple all night. What a loser.”

I’d hit that.

She’s already exposed her antbites and wrinkly sharpei labia a few dozen times. To keep the interest going, she’s soon gonna need to come up with a second genital or extra secondary sex characteristic that she can flash to everone.

Maybe a codpiece hidden in her asscrack.

Ahhh hell Pee-pee Hilton for your next photo-op just lift up your whole dress exposing your whole goodie package and while you are at it, just take a piss on the red carpet.

The day would not complete without Paris flashing us with some part of her skinny, skanky body or scratching her STD-ridden crotch in public.

Shouldn’t her parents, with all their money, be investing in a good psychiatrist right about now? Or staging an intervention?

She does it to draw attention away from the fact that her mouth is now permanently stuck in that position.

Look how she’s leaning towards the camera. Kodak moment y’all. I am now convinced that Paris Hilton is soooo unhappy and has gone over the deep end. She’s like the feeble child in the family that has to be protected from the world. What a douche.

I bet you ALL of her magazine subscriptions are paid up to date!

did you ever stop to think mayby shes flashing her tits on purpose…usually whores do that…just a thought

Note to Paris: Mardi Gras is not until February 28th, so put away those pancakes until then.

THis is so Paris it’s not even shocking. This is my new drinking game, every time her nipple comes out take a drink. Wow in 3 years i will need a new liver.

It looks like she’s “casually” pushing her boob over with the side of her arm, which would naturally cause her nip to pop out in a low cut top like that. I guess there is such thing as being addicted to being in tabloids?

I think she’s breast feeding an imaginary baby… That’ll explain why we always see her with her tits pop out in every picture.

Um, why doesn’t anyone wear bras anymore? She’s going to be so droppy when she’s old because she seems to NEVER wear one. Dope.

HAHA She’s has more nip slips then all the other celebrities combined, including the guys. I can’t wait till someone catches her peeing outside in the alley behind the latest big club. With this chicks class and sophistication its only a matter of time. ;)

whats most impressive is that she got tix right next to “the worlds most dangerous man” Ken Shamrock… wish he would put her in some sort of extremely painful submission hold…

Look where her right arm is. It looks like she did it on purpose. Like she slid her arm to the side and POP.

I really wouldnt doubt if it was done on purpose. Just so her name can be in the tabloids even more.

Attention freak. Quit posting storeis about her, and then she’ll go away.

definitely purposeful. showing off an implant upgrade, perhaps? if she didn’t want that to happen, she’d use double sided tape. she clearly doesnt.

Yeah, total non sequitur here but I love that S-star on the head graphic.

Also I agree with #1.

Paris needs to throw herself in front of a train while she still has her looks. Go out while she is young like Marilyn monroe and James Dean. I can barely stand to look at her now, let alone when her STD’s start climbing up her body like english ivy and she becomes a wrinkled saggy bag with what looks like leprosy.

Historionic Personality Disorder:

A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:

1. is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention
2. interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior
3. displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions
4. consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self
5. has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail
6. shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion
7. is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances
8. considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are

Paris needs to go out young like Marilyn Monroe and James Dean. I can barely stand to look at her now, let alone when she looks like a wrinkled saggy bag with leprosy. (From when the STD’s start to climb up her body like english ivy.)Throw yourself in front of an oncoming train Paris! Do it for the fans!

She really needs to invest in some higher necklines. I’ve gotten so used to her nipple every other day that it doesn’t even faze me anymore. She has to do it on purpose. I think anyone would feel the draft and quickly put it away. Paris practically has neon signs over her head, pointing at it.

Can’t the skank buy a BRA?

I’m not so much worried about the titties showing as I am about the stain on that seat. I mean someone else is going to be sitting there and whe the hell knows what they will catch.

At my SuperBowl party yesterday, a woman was using the NY Post as a table mat. I took it from her and she said she would still use it and it was fine and better than nothing.

I said you don’t understand. Paris Hilton is on the cover and we don’t want to see America’s favorite harlot messed up.

Paris is the greatest whore this nation has ever produced.

she’s gross and she has the ugliest nipples ever…shouldn’t they be a different color then her regular skin….nasty nasty….the best way to put it is that she’s vapid and she’ll never lead a fulfilling life b/c she likes to be around people that hate her. she likes men that want to exploit her as the whore she is….sad, very sad…i like her sister better although she too looks like Corky from that Life Goes On.

Why is she always holding her goddamn cell phone? Jeebus it’s like the damn thing is glued to her hand!

# 36 I think you just described most of Hollyweird and at least one person I know.
How do you cure it ??!!

the only way for me to be shocked by a paris hilton news is if she up and decided to be celibate. now that’s a surefire way to stop the spread of STDs.

*yawn*

Paris Hilton’s nipple.

It must me Monday.

Someone asked here in the post why would Paris even be at a UFC match to begin with… duh all she heard was the word Couture and thought it was some sort of performance artsy fashion show, but once she was there and realized no goodie bag and no free schwag she did what only she knows how to do best, get wasted, do a few lines and show some skin. Cause see she can’t come up with anymore original ideas. I mean Janet had the nipple first, Lindsey had her journal stolen… it’s all hand-me-down, second best attempts at getting any sort of press. Don’t worry though the Grammys are in a few days.

You know what I’d like to see? Paris Hilton, showing no skin, making no sex faces, dressed in normal clothes, without makeup.

That would be interesting. Interesting to see if she’d be as forgettable as she should be.

quite a nice breast though

What we need from her is a three input plug up. Now THAT would be newsworthy!