UPDATE: Thanks to Jim for the better quality screen capture.
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gsprescueguy | February 6, 2006 at 9:15 am
I think that maybe your headlines should start to read “Paris Hilton’s nipple does not slip out at (insert event)”.
I mean, Paris’s nipples get more press than Nicole Ritchie.
huphtur | February 6, 2006 at 9:30 am
Mote that the dude behind her (her new boyfriend?) is either:
1. tying his shoe
2. embarrassed and trying to hide
3. completely passed out
Also in attendence at UFC and on TV was Sir Charles Barkely completely stoned out of his mind.
Cate | February 6, 2006 at 9:37 am
How is nudity from Paris Hilton even newsworthy anymore? It’s nothing we haven’t seen 50 million times before. If we all sign a release testifying to the fact that we’ve all seen all of it, can we get her to stay dressed?
Paris Hilton in closed-toe shoes and a turtleneck, now that’s news!
MystressJade | February 6, 2006 at 9:48 am
I have seen her tits more than I’ve seen my own. And I see those at least twice a day…
boo | February 6, 2006 at 9:50 am
i guess i dont understand why paris hilton would even go to a UFC event. i personally like watching UFC, but i’m sure PH doesnt give a rat’s ass about it. unless it’s just to be seen? what she ought to do is quit making an ass out of herself and stay home. or does she even have a home?
Equalparts | February 6, 2006 at 10:13 am
Awww man. I don’t want to know about these things. I think I’ll go and scrape out my brain now.
Equalparts | February 6, 2006 at 10:14 am
Awww man. I didn’t need to see this first thing this morning. I think I’ll go and scrape out my brain.
Aimtrue | February 6, 2006 at 10:17 am
There was a day when the words, nipple, tit or boob, would spin my head around and force me to stare. It was a force beyond my control. That day was Feb. 5, 2006. Paris’ tit has rid me of that addiction. Thank you Paris. Thanks alot.
Equalparts | February 6, 2006 at 10:18 am
I just called in sick to work.
Binky | February 6, 2006 at 10:19 am
Call me whe she’s competing in UFC
SYNACK | February 6, 2006 at 10:28 am
Dear Superficial:
STOP REPORTING ON PARIS HILTON. NO ONE CARES.
rachel | February 6, 2006 at 10:28 am
Her nipple looks like a big scab that’s about to fall off.
crazydelicious | February 6, 2006 at 10:47 am
i am so fucking tired of hearing about this bitch. without the makeup and million dollar wardrobe and oh, yeah the BLUE CONTACTS she is just an heiress with a beak for a nose.
liljbabe85 | February 6, 2006 at 11:00 am
The only way those pancakes could slip out is if she’s doing it on purpose, but of course, she is a super-whore.
December25 | February 6, 2006 at 11:12 am
She’s doing it on purpose. She’s a media-attention-whore. On purpose I say…. look at how her inside elbow is pushing the fabric back. You can’t tell me you don’t feel a bit of a breeze. Come on! On purpose.
Kim | February 6, 2006 at 11:20 am
the girl next to her is like “oh great, i have to look at Paris’s nipple all night. What a loser.”
eastboundanddown | February 6, 2006 at 11:23 am
I’d hit that.
HollyJ | February 6, 2006 at 11:24 am
She’s already exposed her antbites and wrinkly sharpei labia a few dozen times. To keep the interest going, she’s soon gonna need to come up with a second genital or extra secondary sex characteristic that she can flash to everone.
Maybe a codpiece hidden in her asscrack.
ESQ | February 6, 2006 at 11:24 am
Ahhh hell Pee-pee Hilton for your next photo-op just lift up your whole dress exposing your whole goodie package and while you are at it, just take a piss on the red carpet.
Zed | February 6, 2006 at 11:27 am
The day would not complete without Paris flashing us with some part of her skinny, skanky body or scratching her STD-ridden crotch in public.
Shouldn’t her parents, with all their money, be investing in a good psychiatrist right about now? Or staging an intervention?
Realistic | February 6, 2006 at 11:48 am
She does it to draw attention away from the fact that her mouth is now permanently stuck in that position.
LaydeeBug | February 6, 2006 at 11:50 am
Look how she’s leaning towards the camera. Kodak moment y’all. I am now convinced that Paris Hilton is soooo unhappy and has gone over the deep end. She’s like the feeble child in the family that has to be protected from the world. What a douche.
ESQ | February 6, 2006 at 12:01 pm
I bet you ALL of her magazine subscriptions are paid up to date!
BOOTSY COLLINS | February 6, 2006 at 12:22 pm
did you ever stop to think mayby shes flashing her tits on purpose…usually whores do that…just a thought
ESQ | February 6, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Note to Paris: Mardi Gras is not until February 28th, so put away those pancakes until then.
Kelly | February 6, 2006 at 12:41 pm
THis is so Paris it’s not even shocking. This is my new drinking game, every time her nipple comes out take a drink. Wow in 3 years i will need a new liver.
innit | February 6, 2006 at 12:47 pm
It looks like she’s “casually” pushing her boob over with the side of her arm, which would naturally cause her nip to pop out in a low cut top like that. I guess there is such thing as being addicted to being in tabloids?
EZSlut | February 6, 2006 at 12:57 pm
I think she’s breast feeding an imaginary baby… That’ll explain why we always see her with her tits pop out in every picture.
nichole | February 6, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Um, why doesn’t anyone wear bras anymore? She’s going to be so droppy when she’s old because she seems to NEVER wear one. Dope.
A2Bcom | February 6, 2006 at 1:43 pm
HAHA She’s has more nip slips then all the other celebrities combined, including the guys. I can’t wait till someone catches her peeing outside in the alley behind the latest big club. With this chicks class and sophistication its only a matter of time. ;)
Doc | February 6, 2006 at 2:02 pm
whats most impressive is that she got tix right next to “the worlds most dangerous man” Ken Shamrock… wish he would put her in some sort of extremely painful submission hold…
xAgonyxScenex | February 6, 2006 at 2:03 pm
Look where her right arm is. It looks like she did it on purpose. Like she slid her arm to the side and POP.
I really wouldnt doubt if it was done on purpose. Just so her name can be in the tabloids even more.
Attention freak. Quit posting storeis about her, and then she’ll go away.
Seamus Begonia Smell | February 6, 2006 at 2:12 pm
definitely purposeful. showing off an implant upgrade, perhaps? if she didn’t want that to happen, she’d use double sided tape. she clearly doesnt.
JoshSpazJosh | February 6, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Yeah, total non sequitur here but I love that S-star on the head graphic.
Also I agree with #1.
PKClover | February 6, 2006 at 2:18 pm
Paris needs to throw herself in front of a train while she still has her looks. Go out while she is young like Marilyn monroe and James Dean. I can barely stand to look at her now, let alone when her STD’s start climbing up her body like english ivy and she becomes a wrinkled saggy bag with what looks like leprosy.
chubby_cheekums | February 6, 2006 at 2:20 pm
Historionic Personality Disorder:
A pervasive pattern of excessive emotionality and attention seeking, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
1. is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention
2. interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior
3. displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions
4. consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self
5. has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail
6. shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion
7. is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances
8. considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are
PKClover | February 6, 2006 at 2:21 pm
Paris needs to go out young like Marilyn Monroe and James Dean. I can barely stand to look at her now, let alone when she looks like a wrinkled saggy bag with leprosy. (From when the STD’s start to climb up her body like english ivy.)Throw yourself in front of an oncoming train Paris! Do it for the fans!
playahater101 | February 6, 2006 at 2:30 pm
She really needs to invest in some higher necklines. I’ve gotten so used to her nipple every other day that it doesn’t even faze me anymore. She has to do it on purpose. I think anyone would feel the draft and quickly put it away. Paris practically has neon signs over her head, pointing at it.
Snozberry | February 6, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Can’t the skank buy a BRA?
Whatup | February 6, 2006 at 3:11 pm
I’m not so much worried about the titties showing as I am about the stain on that seat. I mean someone else is going to be sitting there and whe the hell knows what they will catch.
Sheva | February 6, 2006 at 3:24 pm
At my SuperBowl party yesterday, a woman was using the NY Post as a table mat. I took it from her and she said she would still use it and it was fine and better than nothing.
I said you don’t understand. Paris Hilton is on the cover and we don’t want to see America’s favorite harlot messed up.
Paris is the greatest whore this nation has ever produced.
engagedchick06 | February 6, 2006 at 4:10 pm
she’s gross and she has the ugliest nipples ever…shouldn’t they be a different color then her regular skin….nasty nasty….the best way to put it is that she’s vapid and she’ll never lead a fulfilling life b/c she likes to be around people that hate her. she likes men that want to exploit her as the whore she is….sad, very sad…i like her sister better although she too looks like Corky from that Life Goes On.
Miss Skyline | February 6, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Why is she always holding her goddamn cell phone? Jeebus it’s like the damn thing is glued to her hand!
Binky | February 6, 2006 at 4:53 pm
# 36 I think you just described most of Hollyweird and at least one person I know.
How do you cure it ??!!
escapevelocity | February 6, 2006 at 5:22 pm
the only way for me to be shocked by a paris hilton news is if she up and decided to be celibate. now that’s a surefire way to stop the spread of STDs.
Nikk The Templar | February 6, 2006 at 5:38 pm
*yawn*
Paris Hilton’s nipple.
It must me Monday.
Godless | February 6, 2006 at 5:51 pm
Someone asked here in the post why would Paris even be at a UFC match to begin with… duh all she heard was the word Couture and thought it was some sort of performance artsy fashion show, but once she was there and realized no goodie bag and no free schwag she did what only she knows how to do best, get wasted, do a few lines and show some skin. Cause see she can’t come up with anymore original ideas. I mean Janet had the nipple first, Lindsey had her journal stolen… it’s all hand-me-down, second best attempts at getting any sort of press. Don’t worry though the Grammys are in a few days.
cibby | February 6, 2006 at 6:02 pm
You know what I’d like to see? Paris Hilton, showing no skin, making no sex faces, dressed in normal clothes, without makeup.
That would be interesting. Interesting to see if she’d be as forgettable as she should be.
PostAcidYouth | February 6, 2006 at 6:12 pm
quite a nice breast though
derekd | February 6, 2006 at 6:36 pm
What we need from her is a three input plug up. Now THAT would be newsworthy!