UPDATE: Thanks to Jim for the better quality screen capture.
I think that maybe your headlines should start to read “Paris Hilton’s nipple does not slip out at (insert event)”.
I mean, Paris’s nipples get more press than Nicole Ritchie.
Mote that the dude behind her (her new boyfriend?) is either:
1. tying his shoe
2. embarrassed and trying to hide
3. completely passed out
Also in attendence at UFC and on TV was Sir Charles Barkely completely stoned out of his mind.
How is nudity from Paris Hilton even newsworthy anymore? It’s nothing we haven’t seen 50 million times before. If we all sign a release testifying to the fact that we’ve all seen all of it, can we get her to stay dressed?
Paris Hilton in closed-toe shoes and a turtleneck, now that’s news!
I have seen her tits more than I’ve seen my own. And I see those at least twice a day…
i guess i dont understand why paris hilton would even go to a UFC event. i personally like watching UFC, but i’m sure PH doesnt give a rat’s ass about it. unless it’s just to be seen? what she ought to do is quit making an ass out of herself and stay home. or does she even have a home?
Awww man. I don’t want to know about these things. I think I’ll go and scrape out my brain now.
Awww man. I didn’t need to see this first thing this morning. I think I’ll go and scrape out my brain.
There was a day when the words, nipple, tit or boob, would spin my head around and force me to stare. It was a force beyond my control. That day was Feb. 5, 2006. Paris’ tit has rid me of that addiction. Thank you Paris. Thanks alot.
I just called in sick to work.
Call me whe she’s competing in UFC
STOP REPORTING ON PARIS HILTON. NO ONE CARES.
Her nipple looks like a big scab that’s about to fall off.
i am so fucking tired of hearing about this bitch. without the makeup and million dollar wardrobe and oh, yeah the BLUE CONTACTS she is just an heiress with a beak for a nose.
The only way those pancakes could slip out is if she’s doing it on purpose, but of course, she is a super-whore.
She’s doing it on purpose. She’s a media-attention-whore. On purpose I say…. look at how her inside elbow is pushing the fabric back. You can’t tell me you don’t feel a bit of a breeze. Come on! On purpose.
the girl next to her is like “oh great, i have to look at Paris’s nipple all night. What a loser.”
I’d hit that.
She’s already exposed her antbites and wrinkly sharpei labia a few dozen times. To keep the interest going, she’s soon gonna need to come up with a second genital or extra secondary sex characteristic that she can flash to everone.
Maybe a codpiece hidden in her asscrack.
Ahhh hell Pee-pee Hilton for your next photo-op just lift up your whole dress exposing your whole goodie package and while you are at it, just take a piss on the red carpet.
The day would not complete without Paris flashing us with some part of her skinny, skanky body or scratching her STD-ridden crotch in public.
Shouldn’t her parents, with all their money, be investing in a good psychiatrist right about now? Or staging an intervention?
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