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danielle | August 17, 2006 at 3:24 pm
bitch
danielle | August 17, 2006 at 3:26 pm
i hear deoderant is supposed to ward off crabs…so thats why she put it on her pits/
ugggh, thats 1 sick vision
jamiew | August 17, 2006 at 3:26 pm
This stuff is for men but it is so strong.
http://www.sybarites.org/2006/03/12/hermes-new-perfume-terre-dhermes/
BTW do not be so harsh.
CelebSlam.com | August 17, 2006 at 3:27 pm
That’s actually a rash (side effect of the herpes)
http://www.celebslam.com
RichPort | August 17, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Armpit herpes are the latest fashion accessory.
strokesiteveryday | August 17, 2006 at 3:28 pm
thats not deodorant. she just forgot to raise her arms while laying in the tanning bed. shes orange!
Tanor | August 17, 2006 at 3:32 pm
It could be dried up you-know-what
http://www.BadBreakups.net
sharkbite | August 17, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Paris needs to leave town and hide in a hole.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
Rimmer | August 17, 2006 at 3:35 pm
Hey it’s SUGARPITS!
ImSuicidal | August 17, 2006 at 3:35 pm
7 – Are you saying pit-fuckin’ is all the rage???
clarknova | August 17, 2006 at 3:36 pm
That’s not the part of her body in most urgent need for a powerful deodorant, though.
arieschic | August 17, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Looks like whatever it is, she used it all over her face too
jrzmommy | August 17, 2006 at 3:38 pm
‘smatter with her fucking eye? Fuckin’ lazy-eyed mother fucker.
Sugarpits. hee hee
Alice-Mary | August 17, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Maybe hanging out with that FAT SWEATY ELVIS Brandon Davis is affecting her.
Wanna Pet My Beaver? | August 17, 2006 at 3:42 pm
She just got done armpit fucking.
Tracie | August 17, 2006 at 3:43 pm
All right, the stupidity of Paris has now been explained by these pictures. As you may know, studies have shown that the more antiperspirant you use, the more likely you are to develop Alzheimer’s Disease. It all makes sense now.
YoMamma | August 17, 2006 at 3:54 pm
well, at least she is SURE.
Justin Igger | August 17, 2006 at 3:59 pm
it’s proly the safeest place to fuck on her at the moment she just forgot to clean up the load
Onenewshoe | August 17, 2006 at 4:15 pm
What’s the use, she’ll be sweaty after I’m thru with her…
radio4play | August 17, 2006 at 4:20 pm
must be a slow day in the newsroom…are you seriously reporting on this?
dip dip
thr3eLibras | August 17, 2006 at 4:27 pm
What is it about Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson and Lindsey Lohan that makes me just want to throw bricks at them. They need to start a destiny child type group and call it “why am i famous?”
ImSuicidal | August 17, 2006 at 4:28 pm
Here’s “wonkey eye” up close and in your face!
http://www.betterthanyou.org/pictures/displayimage.php?pid=1474&fullsize=1
LL | August 17, 2006 at 4:28 pm
I think there’s a typo. It should read: Paris Hilton needs powerful antibiotics.
But yeah, this is really pretty lame. White residue on her pits? O the humanity. If we’re gonna rag on her, how about mentioning that fake-ass lookin’ weave? Barbie hair looks more realistic. Oh, and she was on the Today Show either today or yesterday. Why, I don’t know. Probably talking about how rough it is to be rich for no reason other than your rich dad impregnated your mom.
Binky | August 17, 2006 at 4:33 pm
This story is the pits.
Toonlite | August 17, 2006 at 4:36 pm
and all Parasite can say is “ahhhh-ahhh-ahhh–ahhh”…just like her album
HolisticWisdomcom | August 17, 2006 at 4:39 pm
You would think with all the money she has that she would know to use clear deodorant.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-sex-tape.htm
ToiletDuck | August 17, 2006 at 4:47 pm
C’mon, we all know it’s spunk..
Some homeless guy pit-fucked her while she was laying in the gutter in a drunken stupor…
I Will Eat Your Children | August 17, 2006 at 4:48 pm
She gives the best pit-jobs in California.
86 | August 17, 2006 at 4:53 pm
I call Mystic tan foul! You have to lift your arms Paris…just for a couple of sprays.
Spindoc | August 17, 2006 at 4:56 pm
#7 and #9 LOL!!!!!
The Armpits of Dorian Grey
Nameless | August 17, 2006 at 5:05 pm
@#7 LMAO! Well, this IS Paris Hilton, she’s such the sex addict, ‘you-know-what’ practically flows in her mouth, like it’s her own saliva!
In fact I bet you the tap water she drinks is also, ‘you-know-what’.
Nameless | August 17, 2006 at 5:06 pm
Heck, she might as well bathe in it.
I’ve gone a wee bit too far, but that wouldn’t be surprising if it were true? Right?
jimmythefish | August 17, 2006 at 5:06 pm
It’s not deodorant, or herpes. A few minutes before this photo was taken she actually had Michael Jackson in a headlock.
PaisleyMoon | August 17, 2006 at 5:16 pm
Paris Hiltons armpit. THIS is what it’s come to here? Pffft. Please ban me.
Fugurself | August 17, 2006 at 5:16 pm
At the Paris Hilton, the penthouse is empty, the front doors are wide open and the pits reek like fart.
Jedi Kevin | August 17, 2006 at 5:25 pm
This story is weak, even for this site.
Tom Horseonovich Colligan | August 17, 2006 at 5:29 pm
I would like to sniff her dirty pits, and lick her soiled thong.
Find me on MySpace and be my friend!
Fugurself | August 17, 2006 at 5:33 pm
I can’t tell the difference between her pussy and her armpits.
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/image_pages/phsnatch.html…
http://blognyc.net/news/paris-hilton/another-paris-hilton-snatch-sh…
For our resident doctors: Can herpes grow in one’s armpits?
clarknova | August 17, 2006 at 5:52 pm
#38, the differnce is, you can’t easily put a 50 tons truck in her armpit.
maddawg_pimp | August 17, 2006 at 5:54 pm
NO! NO! PLEASE! NO MORE PARIS HILTON! OH THE HUMANITY!!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!
Somebody ought to video tape this ‘Ho giving head!!! Wha…? Someone already did? Cool!!!
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SuperShallow | August 17, 2006 at 6:01 pm
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! YES!!! Doesn’t ‘The Princess’ know about clear solid deodorant?? Hahaha! I’m loving this, does anyone remember some book she wrote about how to be an heiress? Now what bitch? You can’t afford some clear deodorant or are your slimy pits too sensitive? I know she shows off her biohazard cootchie on purpose but this is no stunt this is just stupid. YES! again this has made my day! (I know its petty but let me have my moment)
Tits_McGhee | August 17, 2006 at 6:14 pm
Caption should read: Paris Hilton needs powerful herpe medication.
I just wanna punch this bitch in the taint.
ImSuicidal | August 17, 2006 at 6:44 pm
#42 – “because it taint pussy and it taint asshole”
Darwina | August 17, 2006 at 6:47 pm
That belt is more disturbing than the deodarant craters.
Bambella | August 17, 2006 at 9:18 pm
It just doesn’t get much classier than Ms. Paris does it.
ChickenScratch | August 18, 2006 at 2:07 am
@17 and 24, FUNNY!
Her shoes clash with the rest of the ensemble. I don’t like her Dolly Parton wig, and she might want to look into using the clear gel deodorant.
That is all.
The Juice | August 18, 2006 at 9:56 am
She’s Gonzo I tell ya!!
http://dreaminaway.net/gonzo/
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Onenewshoe | August 18, 2006 at 1:20 pm
She’d still look good bent over the seat of my jet ski. I don’t mind a little deodorant.
Onenewshoe | August 18, 2006 at 1:20 pm
She’d still look good bent over the seat of my jet ski. I don’t mind a little deodorant.