Paris Hilton modeled for FILA on Venice Beach yesterday, and I can already read the ads now:
Love. Beauty. Urethric burning.
FILA: Because you should’ve worn a condom. If not two.
Well, I’m pumped to buy tennis shoes. Or saw my dick off. Who’s with me?!
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man i’d knock the DUST off that pussy
I support Brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppp Obama.
Her upper half is as long as her lower half…not a great look for a model
This TRANS-SEXUAL cac hide her PENIS easy behind that skirt, folks!!
Those are some creepy ass knees …man legs honestly …so fucking gross! I dont think she looks hot here at all BLUCK
Paris! Give that bitch Heather Mills back her freekin’ leg!
GETTTTT OFFF MY FUCKKKINNNN BEACCCHHH BITCHHHHHHHHHHH. i love venice. damn u hilton slut. go to hawaii or some other place for braindead rich cunts like u, but leave venice alone.
Man, she looks like as if she could easily be the new star in those freaking midget porns. But I would still do her. In all glory holes.
Right, when the monkeys have finished flinging their poo…
This herpes thing: I’m not above (or below) dissing this self-satisfied wonk-eyed stick insect, but can we get straight about the herpes, pliz?
Several times now I’ve read stuff out of the ho’s mouth saying “I’ve only slept with, like, two people in my entire life. I make them wait, like, a zillion dates before I even kiss them…”
Sounds to me like the bitch is frigid. No way I could snog someone without humping them. So, whence cameth the herp?
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——– OBAMA ———
History in the making!
I am proud and honoured to have witnessed such a great thing.
He has restored our faith in the USA as a great nation and sends positive vibes around the globe. Obama became President of the United States of America from the votes of people who are black, white, yellow and all the shades in between.
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lovely post
She looks pretty good to me.
This Superficial Guy, whilst very funny, is a flaming homosexual. If you don’t find Paris Hilton attractive you’re a full fledged fag.
Hetero has spoken!
I think what you meant to write was “Urethral” if you were referring to the urethra, or “Ureteral” if you were referring to burning ureters. In either case, burning of these areas warrants a trip to the doctor, some antibiotics, and a lesson on safe sex.
She will not age well.
#64, you need to get out more.
Who Wants to See Pictures of an STD Infested BITCH!!!
WHORE, a disgrace to the HILTON NAME….GET HER OFF, TV, MAGAZINES< GOD PLEASE HELP US!!!!!!
#64 – it’s rude to speak whilst a cock is in your mouth.
I for one would do her.
Hey Alex, Saying you would do Paris, just put a gun to your head instead….The girl is filled with tons of STDs……
PARIS IS SLUT< WHORE< BITCH, SHOULD BE SENT TO A DESERTED ISLAND< SO SHE CAN’T INFEST ANYONE WITH HER DIRTY DISEASES!!!!!!
I think she is very pretty here…she doesn’t have those ratty looking extensions, orange fake-tan, or ridiculous push-up bra here. She looks nearly natural and her body is in great shape.
I like the hairstyle though… :D
#66 – I need to get out more? You run RPG LIFE. LOL!!!!
I’m attracted to beautiful women, so I guess I will get out more and see some dem ugly bitches!
dinome…. nice
Mmm, damn Paris. She fine.
Whoas, forget Paris, check out the guy behind her! Yummy!
………………………I PREFER BLACK, folks!!
paris IS my grandma at the gym.
p.s who is the hottie in pic 4? I wanna sit on his face and later lick his love handles. then make sensual model love with him on the beach!
umm… 72….Jess?
Did you not notice her legs in pic 8?
How the hell is can you say she’s not wearing fake tan?!
Paris Hilton will never look natural.
And now , Paris Hilton, wearing what all of the disease ridden whores will be wearing next spring. Please notice the short, pleated skirt that is good for both a quick fuck and airing out your yeast infections and other various diseases. The material is machine washable and is manufactured with super strenght Scotch Guard. Good for removing the puss from sores and all of the dried seamen.
NO BOOBS …NO CURVES …SHORT HAIR ..HMMMMMM…SEXY ………NOT !!!!!!!!
NO BOOBS …NO CURVES …SHORT HAIR ..HMMMMMM…SEXY ………NOT !!!!!!!!
PIC 9 AND TEN…OMG …SHE LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED CHICKEN !!!!!!DONT KNOW WHICH WAY TO WALK .HAHAHA….SHES OLD NEWS …GO AWAY
PIC 9 AND TEN…OMG …SHE LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED CHICKEN !!!!!!DONT KNOW WHICH WAY TO WALK .HAHAHA….SHES OLD NEWS …GO AWAY
PIC 9 AND TEN…OMG …SHE LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED CHICKEN !!!!!!DONT KNOW WHICH WAY TO WALK .HAHAHA….SHES OLD NEWS …GO AWAY
Who let that mole out of LA? None of the rest of the world wants to see her.
Disgusting.
She’s looks so very plastic! but on the other hand she’s got a great body and I’m loving her short hair.!
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I think it is very beautiful here he does not have extensions on Ratty, orange fake-tan, or ridiculous Bra push-up here. It seems almost natural and her body is in good shape.
When I look at her belly button I think of when she was born and how if the doctor/mid wife that delivered her knows what she grew up to become he/she is probably thinking “I should of strangled her with her umbilical cord at birth”