Paris Hilton models stuff

January 20th, 2009 // 91 Comments

Paris Hilton modeled for FILA on Venice Beach yesterday, and I can already read the ads now:

Love. Beauty. Urethric burning.

FILA: Because you should’ve worn a condom. If not two.

Well, I’m pumped to buy tennis shoes. Or saw my dick off. Who’s with me?!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. LondonBabe

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    I am proud and honoured to have witnessed such a great thing.

    He has restored our faith in the USA as a great nation and sends positive vibes around the globe. Obama became President of the United States of America from the votes of people who are black, white, yellow and all the shades in between.

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  2. jlylec

    man i’d knock the DUST off that pussy

  3. Democratic Fart

    I support Brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppp Obama.

  4. adoe

    Her upper half is as long as her lower half…not a great look for a model

  5. This TRANS-SEXUAL cac hide her PENIS easy behind that skirt, folks!!

  6. justine

    Those are some creepy ass knees …man legs honestly …so fucking gross! I dont think she looks hot here at all BLUCK

  7. IWONKY

    Paris! Give that bitch Heather Mills back her freekin’ leg!

  8. fsdfdf

    GETTTTT OFFF MY FUCKKKINNNN BEACCCHHH BITCHHHHHHHHHHH. i love venice. damn u hilton slut. go to hawaii or some other place for braindead rich cunts like u, but leave venice alone.

  9. Kaiser

    Man, she looks like as if she could easily be the new star in those freaking midget porns. But I would still do her. In all glory holes.

  10. AmberDextrose

    Right, when the monkeys have finished flinging their poo…

    This herpes thing: I’m not above (or below) dissing this self-satisfied wonk-eyed stick insect, but can we get straight about the herpes, pliz?

    Several times now I’ve read stuff out of the ho’s mouth saying “I’ve only slept with, like, two people in my entire life. I make them wait, like, a zillion dates before I even kiss them…”

    Sounds to me like the bitch is frigid. No way I could snog someone without humping them. So, whence cameth the herp?

  11. dgtrycvnv

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    History in the making!

    I am proud and honoured to have witnessed such a great thing.

    He has restored our faith in the USA as a great nation and sends positive vibes around the globe. Obama became President of the United States of America from the votes of people who are black, white, yellow and all the shades in between.
    __________WEalthyMeetup.c0 M_________

  12. catherein

    lovely post

  13. Ian

    She looks pretty good to me.

  14. Love Being Hetero

    This Superficial Guy, whilst very funny, is a flaming homosexual. If you don’t find Paris Hilton attractive you’re a full fledged fag.

    Hetero has spoken!

  15. Helen Back

    I think what you meant to write was “Urethral” if you were referring to the urethra, or “Ureteral” if you were referring to burning ureters. In either case, burning of these areas warrants a trip to the doctor, some antibiotics, and a lesson on safe sex.

  16. She will not age well.

    #64, you need to get out more.

  17. Maria

    Who Wants to See Pictures of an STD Infested BITCH!!!
    WHORE, a disgrace to the HILTON NAME….GET HER OFF, TV, MAGAZINES< GOD PLEASE HELP US!!!!!!

  18. Ted

    #64 – it’s rude to speak whilst a cock is in your mouth.

  19. Alex Baldwin

    I for one would do her.

  20. Maria

    Hey Alex, Saying you would do Paris, just put a gun to your head instead….The girl is filled with tons of STDs……

  21. Maria

    PARIS IS SLUT< WHORE< BITCH, SHOULD BE SENT TO A DESERTED ISLAND< SO SHE CAN’T INFEST ANYONE WITH HER DIRTY DISEASES!!!!!!

  22. Jess

    I think she is very pretty here…she doesn’t have those ratty looking extensions, orange fake-tan, or ridiculous push-up bra here. She looks nearly natural and her body is in great shape.

  23. I like the hairstyle though… :D

  24. Hetero

    #66 – I need to get out more? You run RPG LIFE. LOL!!!!

    I’m attracted to beautiful women, so I guess I will get out more and see some dem ugly bitches!

  25. SATAN

    dinome…. nice

  26. el ces

    Mmm, damn Paris. She fine.

  27. Whoas, forget Paris, check out the guy behind her! Yummy!

  28. ………………………I PREFER BLACK, folks!!

  29. Katie

    paris IS my grandma at the gym.

    p.s who is the hottie in pic 4? I wanna sit on his face and later lick his love handles. then make sensual model love with him on the beach!

  30. natural?

    umm… 72….Jess?

    Did you not notice her legs in pic 8?

    How the hell is can you say she’s not wearing fake tan?!

    Paris Hilton will never look natural.

  31. SIN

    And now , Paris Hilton, wearing what all of the disease ridden whores will be wearing next spring. Please notice the short, pleated skirt that is good for both a quick fuck and airing out your yeast infections and other various diseases. The material is machine washable and is manufactured with super strenght Scotch Guard. Good for removing the puss from sores and all of the dried seamen.

  32. CURVES-R-BETTER

    NO BOOBS …NO CURVES …SHORT HAIR ..HMMMMMM…SEXY ………NOT !!!!!!!!

  33. CURVES-R-BETTER

    NO BOOBS …NO CURVES …SHORT HAIR ..HMMMMMM…SEXY ………NOT !!!!!!!!

  34. CURVES-R-BETTER

    PIC 9 AND TEN…OMG …SHE LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED CHICKEN !!!!!!DONT KNOW WHICH WAY TO WALK .HAHAHA….SHES OLD NEWS …GO AWAY

  35. CURVES-R-BETTER

    PIC 9 AND TEN…OMG …SHE LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED CHICKEN !!!!!!DONT KNOW WHICH WAY TO WALK .HAHAHA….SHES OLD NEWS …GO AWAY

  36. CURVES-R-BETTER

    PIC 9 AND TEN…OMG …SHE LOOKS LIKE A RETARDED CHICKEN !!!!!!DONT KNOW WHICH WAY TO WALK .HAHAHA….SHES OLD NEWS …GO AWAY

  37. Jess

    Who let that mole out of LA? None of the rest of the world wants to see her.
    Disgusting.

  38. Pippa

    She’s looks so very plastic! but on the other hand she’s got a great body and I’m loving her short hair.!

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  40. I think it is very beautiful here he does not have extensions on Ratty, orange fake-tan, or ridiculous Bra push-up here. It seems almost natural and her body is in good shape.

  41. Kirsty

    When I look at her belly button I think of when she was born and how if the doctor/mid wife that delivered her knows what she grew up to become he/she is probably thinking “I should of strangled her with her umbilical cord at birth”

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