Paris Hilton modeled for FILA on Venice Beach yesterday, and I can already read the ads now:
Love. Beauty. Urethric burning.
FILA: Because you should’ve worn a condom. If not two.
Well, I’m pumped to buy tennis shoes. Or saw my dick off. Who’s with me?!
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mark | January 20, 2009 at 5:31 pm
first hoes
sasha | January 20, 2009 at 5:32 pm
firsssttttt
Your_a_snooty_booty | January 20, 2009 at 5:35 pm
she looked better with her fake extensions…
Proud Conservative | January 20, 2009 at 5:39 pm
You can post all the stories you want, but the funniest thing today already happened: Ted Kennedy was so happy that Obama was inaugurated that he broke down in tears…no…wait…it was seizures:
“Obama mentioned Kennedy’s condition while speaking at the luncheon.
Kennedy “was there when the Voting Rights Act passed,” the new president said. “Along with John Lewis, (he) was a warrior for justice. And so I would be lying to you if I did not say that right now, a part of me is with him. And I think that’s true for all of us. This is a joyous time. But it’s also a sobering time, and my prayers are with him and his family and (his wife) Vicki.”
Former Vice President Mondale said he was sitting with Kennedy at their table, that he was doing fine when all of a sudden Kennedy started to convulse.”
Now, put aside political correctness for a second and tell me that last sentence isn’t the funniest thing you’ve read today.
katrinadarrellonline.com | January 20, 2009 at 5:40 pm
the new brooke burke/wild on E show?
granada | January 20, 2009 at 5:41 pm
FAIL.
hmmm... | January 20, 2009 at 5:51 pm
i used to think that she was at least pretty in the face with a hot body… cute or whatever. but now i think her face looks busted and her body is boring. i don’t even know what’s changed exactly.
SATAN | January 20, 2009 at 5:51 pm
i never say this, but she looks hot
Dr McNasty | January 20, 2009 at 5:56 pm
I totally agree with SATAN. Let’s fuck her!
Famous Plastic | January 20, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Come on….Two Paris posts in one day. Everyone is sick of looking at this hag.
Randal | January 20, 2009 at 6:02 pm
The staying power of Paris Hilton has remained as big as the Hilton chain itself, sporting an acting career, singing career, modeling career, clothing line and even a perfume. Paris is as bright as they come and markets herself better than anyone in the industry right now. Top props to her.
Randal
Mike Hawk | January 20, 2009 at 6:02 pm
FILA, Failure In Life Apparel. Perfect for the Wonkeye
billabong021 | January 20, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Those legs man, wtf!
Vince Lombardi | January 20, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Ohhhh, she’s modeling…. I thought she was just parading around disrobing in hopes she can lure an unsuspecting victim to a life of herpes.
agentgirl | January 20, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Modeling for K-Mart, maybe
herbiefrog | January 20, 2009 at 6:39 pm
paris is ok… : )
perhaps… ?
cute at any …… ?
what is the point of this post ?
one of our babies : )))
shhh…
herbiefrog | January 20, 2009 at 6:42 pm
judas… ?
is that you ? : ))
thank the lord above…
thought you were never coming back
now we can go through with it…
Joyce Porter | January 20, 2009 at 6:49 pm
I must say she looks pretty on this pic. But why post about Paris when nothings actually happening to her.
dinome | January 20, 2009 at 7:18 pm
I would like to smear my fecal matter all over her skinny body before ejaculating into her bird-like nose
queeny | January 20, 2009 at 7:25 pm
I can’t believe she is dating the myspace ceo. What a joke. i guess most men will do anything for a rich woman.
http://athletesinglesdating.com
Cormac McCartney | January 20, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Anybody see that show Benjamin Buttons?
Balack Obama | January 20, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Fuck! She is a hot piece of ass!
Cormac McCartney | January 20, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Anybody see that show Benjamin Buttons?
Cormac McCartney | January 20, 2009 at 7:35 pm
I’m sorry posted twice post.
ann | January 20, 2009 at 7:36 pm
She really needs to give it up,is she modeling for a new std drug. Who in their right mind would pay this piece of trash?!
Cormac McCartney | January 20, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Michael Hawk. Did you see that show Benjamin Buttons?
Cormac McCartney | January 20, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Vince Lombardi? Did you see that show Benjamin Buttons?
Cormac McCartney | January 20, 2009 at 7:43 pm
SAsha did you see that show Benjamin Buttons?
Cormac McCartney | January 20, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I’m be back. I need a gyro before Benjamin Buttons.
Hmmm | January 20, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Not very nice legs, but she’s keeping the rest of herself in fine shape…
Aristotrash | January 20, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Shortest. Legs. Ever.
yuki | January 20, 2009 at 8:18 pm
@31 agree her bodne structure is very bas she has normal body not hot or cute
amanda | January 20, 2009 at 8:31 pm
ya know, i never noticed how short her legs are before… the skirt/sneaker combo isn’t helping any, but man, is she ever out of proportion!
Sport | January 20, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Damn she is such a nasty, worthless skank. The dude is better looking, and I’m a guy.
Mary Poppins | January 20, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Look at those huge man feet! I wonder if they will photoshop her feet smaller?
anna | January 20, 2009 at 9:01 pm
She has short and ugly legs.. and less hair then ever.. A tuna sandwich would look better
kate | January 20, 2009 at 9:11 pm
She is really very hot on the ***seekingsugarmomma. c om*** . There are so many hot pics on videos on that web. If you have a look, you will not want to move the eyes.
timmy the dying boy | January 20, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I’m with you, Superficial Guy. I think you should saw your dick off too.
Just_As_it_IS | January 20, 2009 at 9:33 pm
I have to say she looks HOT.
That combination of mini skirt and sneakers is a big turn-on for me.
azalea | January 20, 2009 at 9:34 pm
What the hell is wrong with her knees?
Pikachelsea | January 20, 2009 at 9:37 pm
wtf is up with her legs? She looks like a disabled idiot. I am so tired of her “Oh look at me and my cute wittle legs turning inwards” pose. What a douche.
Dorian | January 20, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Come on folks, who better to model gear for a shoe & sportswear company than a (cough) woman (cough) with GIGANTIC FEET. I use the word woman lightly, she’s a whore.
I’ll say it again: Ugly skank has claw like hands, giant tallons for feet, beak like nose and a bird size brain. Need i say more. God has a sense of humor. Her herpes are just a just desert. Bitch earned her crotch misery. Shame on her for passing it around, but then again, she is shameless.
Cormac McCartney | January 20, 2009 at 10:37 pm
I eat my gyro.
Cormac McCartney | January 20, 2009 at 10:46 pm
It Benjamins Button time. Please to not tell me what’s happen. Gyro was delicness.
Pastor Rick Warren | January 20, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Dear God,
Ine night with this beautiful, sensual, delicious, rich love machine. And did I say rich? PLEASE God, I don’t ask for much. You ignored my prayers for a weekend with Whitney Port. And Kim Kardashian. And Amy Winehouse. This one is really all I want, dear Lord.
Thank You!
Fati | January 20, 2009 at 10:50 pm
I wonder if I would’ve turned out to be a mindless whore, had I been born into a billionaire family and not have to lift a finger during the course of life. I like to think that not.
Gerald_Tarrant | January 20, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Damn, I’d be almost willing to risk the Herp and the dangers of seeing the wonk in person to bend this chick like laws are bent for celebrities (all the way over).
Almost. Even with the knees and the stumps and the flippers that she calls feet. I can’t lie, the short hair isn’t that bad to me. Hey, it’s not my fault, this damn erection has lasted for more than 4 hours and I didn’t call a doctor. I guess this is just an unfortunate side effect.
LondonBabe | January 20, 2009 at 10:54 pm
It’s a special day for gods sake!
Where are all the Obama pictures?
Oral Granville Roberts | January 20, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Good riddance to George W Bush and Dick Cheney!
jambi | January 20, 2009 at 11:01 pm
the herpes jokes are getting old…think of something new, please?