Paris Hilton models stuff

January 15th, 2008 // 107 Comments

Paris Hilton modeled a new clothing line for Fila yesterday in Marina del Rey. Wow, so the ad executive that okay-ed this shoot wanted to get fired, right? I mean, the point of an ad is to encourage consumers to buy your product. Not weep and pray for God to take away their eye-sight. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to torch my laptop with a flame-thrower. Actually, I should probably burn the desk too. You know what? Better be safe. This whole building’s gotta go. Somebody alert the fire department. Tell them to have my medal ready.

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

  1. Lily

    That male model looked like Vincent Lacrocq in the first pic. If it was, I would have found her and stabbed her in the face for contaminating him like that.

  2. Websters Doppleganger

    Toby Mcguire and Paris…this is the best comedy sketch ever!

  3. Elena

    Ugh she is a freaking awful model.

    Actually, you’d think that with her height and skinny frame, she’d try modeling. But nooo, she’d rather do porn and make awful sounds while claiming to be a singer.

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  5. milk

    Oh Jesus. If SHE can model stuff, then that must mean I can, too. I mean, she’s the worlds ugliest whore.

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