Paris Hilton modeled a new clothing line for Fila yesterday in Marina del Rey. Wow, so the ad executive that okay-ed this shoot wanted to get fired, right? I mean, the point of an ad is to encourage consumers to buy your product. Not weep and pray for God to take away their eye-sight. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to torch my laptop with a flame-thrower. Actually, I should probably burn the desk too. You know what? Better be safe. This whole building’s gotta go. Somebody alert the fire department. Tell them to have my medal ready.
Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News
bb | January 15, 2008 at 5:31 pm
first or second
mixedmartialartvideos.com | January 15, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Id rather see her than brittney “MINLF” spears (Not Like to F____)
pointandlaugh | January 15, 2008 at 5:34 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!
CeleBratty | January 15, 2008 at 5:35 pm
What the hell kind of modelling is that?!
Cindy | January 15, 2008 at 5:35 pm
She’s so beautiful!!!
mrs.t | January 15, 2008 at 5:36 pm
WEAK. She’s such a pudwhack.
bb | January 15, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Why does this fucking whore keep getting press? She is as dumb as a god damn box of ball peen hammers!
She is fuckable, though. Just wear a raincoat!
cap'n pickles | January 15, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Man. I’m suprised there wasn’t a donkey in the pictures. I hate to sound like a total homo (no offense to the homosexual community. You are a fine and proud people that should never be linked to the likes of PH.), but this chick does nothing for me. It’s like she’s so worn out I can’t see the hot anymore. I geuss it’s just the fact that you’ve seen everything on this girl except her kidneys and she’s had just about everything up her except the statue of liberty. Kind of spoils the hot for me.
That dude totally has herp after posing with her. Hope he got hazard pay.
Bea | January 15, 2008 at 5:37 pm
She is always wearing shorts or a skirt when she’s in a bikini these days. I wonder if it’s because of the outbreaks.
BunnyButt | January 15, 2008 at 5:37 pm
The model she’s posing with appears completely unaware of her and is staring off into space, dreaming of Tom Cruise.
Bea | January 15, 2008 at 5:38 pm
She is always wearing shorts or a skirt when she’s in a bikini these days. I wonder if it’s because of the outbreaks.
Bea | January 15, 2008 at 5:38 pm
She is always wearing shorts or a skirt when she’s in a bikini these days. I wonder if it’s because of the outbreaks.
YUP | January 15, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Damn….she looks smoking hot here
mimi | January 15, 2008 at 5:44 pm
No matter what you say about Paris…
… she looks better than Fish-GUTZ!
Aunty Fran | January 15, 2008 at 5:45 pm
I would love to see her modeling caskets.
joe mama | January 15, 2008 at 5:47 pm
she looks fat.
Suzanne | January 15, 2008 at 5:47 pm
She looks ugly. And dumb. That makes me feel pretty. And smart.
Irwin | January 15, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Screw her, her fifteen minutes of fame are totally over. She’s not filthy rich anymore and she is boring. Britney has blown her off the airwaves, and there is no way that Paris can ever get back there without killing herself, which wouldn’t be a bad thing, either.
mrs.t | January 15, 2008 at 5:50 pm
In the main pic dude is totally afraid to put his hand on her-he’s holding it all stiff about 2 inches from her body. AND he’s definitely in his Happy Place, with TC, who LTC.
FRIST!!! | January 15, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Nice panty line..
Tapeworm | January 15, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Will someone please give that cunt a kick in her box?
FRIST!!! | January 15, 2008 at 6:00 pm
And didn’t she just have a black eye the other day, or was that just a really good dream I had. Wait. I do NOT dream about Paris I swear!!!!!
I’m just going crazy from living in the pacific northwest, and being in an office all day that my boss makes sure is colder inside than it already is outside. I mean WTC!!!!! A/C in the winter? Why God whyyyyyyy????
Where’s my hot chocolate and rumpelmans?
James | January 15, 2008 at 6:05 pm
There are so many bitter people. One of the reasons we agree that bitterness is ugly is because we witness what it does to people. We all know bad neighbors who yell at children who cut through their yard, kick dogs, and talk with red faces and raised voices at church business meetings about insignificant issues. They are cynical at work and unappreciative of how they have been blessed and they resent the successes of others. But, before we begin to feel too self-righteous because we do not kick dogs or hurl insults under the cover of anonymity, we need to remember that even a little bitterness is corrosive. Proverbs tells us not to fret or burn up emotionally, that is be bitter, and we have all fretted about some injustice however trivial it might have been. And, that is how bitterness begins, in small ways. Bitterness begins with a little pouting, in the form of an adult acting like a small child, unhappy because it’s somebody else’s birthday. When you think of that, it’s easy to view bitter people’s rantings with sympathy, and perhaps a bit of held-in laughter.
Auntie Kryst | January 15, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Oh hell no! Look at pic #8. This bitch shouldn’t be throwing out the devil sign. Never never never. Unworthy filthy fucking slut! Someone get Ronnie James Dio STAT.
Snarf | January 15, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Since when did having a flabby ass and turkey thighs make you a model for a sports wear line?
The execs at Fila are fucking idiots, I hope they feel the consequences of this mistake in their wallets.
Lisa | January 15, 2008 at 6:12 pm
YIKES! look at the size of her feet!!
Jimbo | January 15, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Thats Hot!!
Irwin | January 15, 2008 at 6:19 pm
# 23 -
James that is exactly why we all go to this site: to laugh at all of these bitter celebrities that have had such hard lives.
Erica | January 15, 2008 at 6:33 pm
I wasn’t aware that modeling consisted of showing off your mushy stomach, staring at your fingernails and shaking like a dog trying to get water off him.
Wowweewow wow wow | January 15, 2008 at 6:35 pm
She is the poster child for supidity.
p0nk | January 15, 2008 at 6:35 pm
james, i think you have confused this site for giveashit.com
p0nk | January 15, 2008 at 6:38 pm
erica, i too was laughing at the ‘dog’esque pics. xrist, she is all kinds of retarded.
Brittany | January 15, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Is it just me or does that guy have the hairiest legs ever??
woodhorse | January 15, 2008 at 6:42 pm
@24 Auntie Kryst – actually she’s talking to her pet Thorny Crabs. That hand signal she’s giving means “Hook ‘em Horns”.
Spore | January 15, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Kinda looks ok from here. Better that most things about her.
El-Coyote | January 15, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I bet Joe Sideburns went home and took the male equivelent of a rape shower…
Little Miss Sunshine | January 15, 2008 at 6:54 pm
‘Bitterness begins with a little pouting, in the form of an adult acting like a small child, unhappy because it’s somebody else’s birthday.’
….wow James you are spot on with Paris, she totally acts like what you describe :)
iono | January 15, 2008 at 6:56 pm
that poor poor man
iono | January 15, 2008 at 6:56 pm
that poor poor man
haha | January 15, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Sorry haters but she looks hot, you can’t deny it, haha.
So sad..... | January 15, 2008 at 7:00 pm
‘Sorry haters but she looks hot, you can’t deny it, haha.’
There are a lot of hot girls in this world. People don’t care for her because she is an arrogant herpes riddled media whore.
Porous Paris Schhilton | January 15, 2008 at 7:01 pm
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Danklin24 | January 15, 2008 at 7:03 pm
This is actually the best ive seen Paris Hilton look. Pic #4 is actually…*gulp*….hot.
Cliff | January 15, 2008 at 7:14 pm
Picture #14 Why does she think it’s acceptable to have facial hair? It’s not! she should shave once in a while like a normal girl.
sofia | January 15, 2008 at 7:15 pm
she’s trying to look sexy but she looks like she’s in pain… and that poor guy- his legs are pathetic.
gotmilk? | January 15, 2008 at 7:17 pm
it’s so sad that she thinks she’s sexy. who the hell told her to give a porn star face for a fucking Fila ad?
Kryst you are right, but now i can’t get “Holy Diver” out of my head…thanks.
Hafiz Faizal | January 15, 2008 at 7:30 pm
The Superficial Dude is a LOSER!
swine | January 15, 2008 at 7:36 pm
i dunno man, if the old addage sex sells is true then i would be investing in fila cause paris is the biggest whore on the planet.
sloan | January 15, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Paris is a DOG KILLER
Ya see, Ellen DeGeneres’ canine catastrophe is chopped liver compared to today’s Blind job. First off, our source is one of the myriad personal employees reporting to one Slurpa Pop-Off, the bitch who serviced that dude in the bathroom of that Sunset Strip eatery, if you remember, and we’re sure you do.
Now, many times our lady of the Slurpa has brought a brand-new pooch home as a new pet, which she fawns all over until it dawns on the dummy she’s now in charge of a living, breathing animal–and not a stuffed Pound Puppy. And, gosh, responsibility is not our go-to girl’s strong suit. Therefore, upon leaving her house, she often locks these pups in one of her many closets, supposedly to prevent them from making messies all over her expensive pad.
But, uh, sometimes SPO would be gone for hours…days…weeks…and not tell anybody about the dog in its wardrobe dungeon. The animal’s existence would simply slip from her mind! Oh, doesn’t that happen to everybody? While cleaning the house, Pop-Off’s staff have–reportedly more than once–opened a closet to discover a tiny, dead dog.
Beyond hideous. I swear, I may have to out this bitch. But Pop-Off’s employees just may have beaten moi to the punch, as animal services have been alerted.
And just why the hell is this woman still allowed to purchase pooches? Please neuter and spay your pets, otherwise their offspring might one day meet their maker in Slurpa’s closet captivity.
it’s NOT Britney.
Paris has been outed as SPO in previous BI’s.
Irwin | January 15, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Paris is an overnight has-been and has also been so overexposed that everyone is sick of her face. No one is going to buy any of the stupid products she endorses anymore because she is just a penniless whore and….Paris is just too boring for words… THE END