Paris Hilton’s pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, bit her on the arm Tuesday morning while the two were playing. She called her publicist, Elliot Mintz, at about 3am Tuesday and he took her to the emergency room where she spent a few hours at the hospital and received a tetanus shot.
So add on whatever diseases a kinkajou might carry to the already growing collection inside Paris. I’m actually curious as to what it’d be like to have sex with Paris now. Not so much for the actual sex, but just to see what awesome creature I would mutate into after all her diseases worked on me. I picture a tail. And maybe scales.
Somebody get that monkey to a Doctor FAST!
I’ve heard that aids may have come to humans from monkeys.
Now we will have our revenge in the form of whatever diseases Paris Hilton has.
Take that, You Damn Dirty Apes!
Too bad. Now that little kinky-what’s-it is either going to bite itself to death or run out in traffic. It’s a faster death than allowing whatever exotic diseases it picked up from PH
to eat away at it
Stupid bitch deserves it.
If the thing turned blue, it would look like stitch.
Does everyone remember that this happened a few months before? While she was shopping? This thing obviously does not like her very much. She should change its name from Baby Luv to Eatsmyface.
I like Paris!
Suck ass.
so what if she has rabies does it matter i mean i gave this dumb white bitch aids
I met “The P-ster” and cannot confirm she was foaming at the mouth, but can confirm that her milkshate DID NOT bring me to the yard.
i don’t know what’s got into her :)
she must realise the “free passes” are above the normally famous
…especially “the very rich famous but have never done anything for africa” type of people
learn your place bitch and read a dictionary…africa [or just a non-us newspaper]
no superfish, you’re not thinking of rabies. miz hilton might have scabies. Easy to mix up the 2. Call me when Paris Hilton might have babies, then i will worry.
*56 LMAO
Ah, that’ll teach that bitch to treat her pets as if they were fashion accessories. I hope she really does have rabies and that they’re gonna put her in a cage for the rest of her life.
Once you go kinkajou, You NEVER go back!
http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/
Lol…
Look: http://www.pupstyle.com/wp-content/uploads/kinkajou.gif
there are only 2 things that i care about in this web page #1 her kinke jew thing is a ho and that paris (cough) bitch (cough) is posesed by a demon