Paris Hilton might have rabies

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Paris Hilton’s pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, bit her on the arm Tuesday morning while the two were playing. She called her publicist, Elliot Mintz, at about 3am Tuesday and he took her to the emergency room where she spent a few hours at the hospital and received a tetanus shot.

So add on whatever diseases a kinkajou might carry to the already growing collection inside Paris. I’m actually curious as to what it’d be like to have sex with Paris now. Not so much for the actual sex, but just to see what awesome creature I would mutate into after all her diseases worked on me. I picture a tail. And maybe scales.

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