I must’ve missed the memo, because clearly everybody in Hollywood has decided to go black. Pais Hilton attended the O2 Wireless Festival looking like a thin version of Britney Spears. Wait, did I say thin? I meant bug-like. Like a bug. She looks like a bug. You could stand next to her wearing a ladybug costume and people would wonder what the bug was doing standing next to a giant tomato.
NOTE: She doesn’t really look like a bug, but I couldn’t resist the giant sunglasses combined with her natural mantis-like form.
200 i can almost feel you trembling
as you typed the first bit
and you are going to have
to
come
to terms
with the next part
v.old
and unnecessary
but thanks
if i were you…
i would do what madonna
has done
and found herself
great suitors
and beautiful children
more of that
might
help
looks like a wig!
enough with the HOOCHIE term already…can’t you think of something more creative like…i dunno..maybe “WILL BEAT YOUR ASS, IF U EVER HAVE ENOUGH GUTS TO COME TO DC”?
besides..i don’t recall you ever telling me where you work at….so by conclusion…YOU HAVE NO JOB :)
and please stop using NON-EXISENT words like
MALARCHY. i AM an ENGLISH major, and there is no such thing as MALARCHY…DUMBASS. stop trying to sound EDUCATED. your NOT fooling anyone. :)
“exsistent” <==didn’t want to confuse your small brain..it might have just exploded.
#189
“At least I’m not as dumb as a Spanish” what are u like 5 years old?? What a fucking MORON. I’m sure you took a loooooooooong time to come up with that
#205. don’t pay attention to this transvestite….shim (she/he) is just mad because “it” just got diagnosed with “CRABS”
205 – no I’m not 5 years old but I was just bringing myself doen to your level.
And Hoochie momma – malarchy is a gaelic term, which you would know if you had any sort of cultured education that didn’t involve a Boces course. Negra.
PO’ WHITE TRASH:
ugh..yeah…and “doen”..”boces” and “gaelic” are *actual* terms…i’m sorry for ever doubting your “foreign” language. on EARTH we actually speak “ENGLIGH”. you might want to to try and learn it.
…dumbass cracker ;)
“english” <–
I have this fantastic image in my head whenever you say the word cracka… I know you look like Aunt Jemima with one of those do-rags on your head and slippers on.
And you are the reason I thank god everyday my parents shipped me to private school… because we didn’t have your kind where I went & it would have made us all dumber if you were allowed in. But you probably could have gotten us better drugs.
…OMG! i know what your problem is!
is it that TIME OF THE MONTH again?
…you know, the time when you grow
a SENSE OF HUMOR and speak words from
your MOUTH that actually sound like you’ve just pulled them from your ASS?.
..BTW..i get an interesting image whenever you spew things from your mouth onto the computer as well, im imagining a BUCKTOOTHED
WHORE with an ORANGE PEEL tan, drinking a USED bottle of FIGI water she found in the DUMPSTER so all of her neighbors would THINK she was “ONE OF THEM”..
ahhhhh, I SEE WHITE PEOPLE!
What is FIGI? Because white people drink FIJI.
what? you’ve never heard of FIJI water?
oh, but then again..you wouldn’t know what water was..period. you know, considering you have no running water where you live and all.
oh, but then again..you wouldn’t know what water was..period. you know, considering you have no running water where you live and all.
oh, but then again..you wouldn’t know what water was..period. you know, considering you have no running water where you live and all.
repeating it 3x makes it sound even better. :)
Your level of stupidity amazes me once again. Negras.
you’d be amazed if a chicken layed an egg.
your attention span is that of a cow.
It’s LAID an egg, idiot. You keep on saying that you’re smart, but you can’t even spell or type with normal grammatical usage, that we learn in the 4th grade.
So clearly everything you say about yourself is a lie – and you’re nothing but common street trash that lives off of the tax payers’ money. By the way, you’re never going to get ahead in life, just doesn’t happen for your type.
the word layed doesn’t even fucking exist junglebunny.
yeah…this comming from someone named
BIATCHO?
why don’t you just use your real name:
bitch-ho “Sally Sue” wisecracker <=== :)
and you’ve made pleny of “grammatical” errors in your life as well. the first? BEING BORN!
So being born, or the act of being born, is now somehow linked with grammar? I thought it was a verb, you know, an action? You’re even dumber than I could have possibly imagined and you’re getting pretty weak with your rebuttals. That well is drying up quicker than your milk-spouting tits because you’ve had so many babies from different daddies.
wisecracker – why thank you very much! It’s about time you realized my greatness.
you know what else is a verb “ass-kicking”..
oops..i meant its an “action” verb.
thats another thing that you whores don’t have…breasts. so this is what you’re mad about. flat-chested winches like you aren’t born with T&A. you can go get plastic surgery now.
36C and a nice ass. Sorry, don’t got no balloon ass like your kind do. ghetto junk.
And I don’t lie on this space. I tell it like it is… unlike other monkeys I know of.
those mokeys being your stripper mother and OD father..correct?
36C…is that silicone or saline filled?
you probably would need to stuff your pants with pillowcases to keep them from falling down on your flat ass.
No, you see my parents are white & white collar. Yours, however, resemble apes. And not the fun kind that hang out at the Bronz Zoo, they are the kind that sit on the porch because they can’t get a job and sip on malt liquor and smoke Newports all day long. Cussin’ at the man cause he be holding them down and shit. “They don’t think it be like it is, but it do” – Yo’ Po’ Daddy.
Oh & they’re real and they’re fabulous!
no see, your parents are whack and whack dollar. yeah, they “pretend” to work without doing so, and in affect..have no money.
“its like so totally bad that we gots no money, do yous haves any spar change”-YO’DADDY…from the grave.
My dad’s death is final just like you being a poor nigger is final. At least my Dad lived a life of hard work along with the joys of country club memberships. Closest yo pappy ever got to a country club was being the shoe shine boy at one.
And let me tell you, you’ve never heard racist jokes like you hear at a country club. I don’t even think I could repeat them that’s how terribly awesome they are.
CaddyShakc does not do any of it justice.
the closest your daddy’s ever been to a country club…is the graveyard beside it.
oh geesh garsh jolly wally..i CRACK myself up sometimes.
and i don’t need to go to some brokdown country club to hear your absurd remarks about race. what your really should do is hop on a bus to dc and experience a real tongue lashing about your dumbass. now thats funny.
“NIGGER” IS NEITHER A TERM OR AN IDENTITY, YOU DUMBASS.
I’M SO GLAD YOU WEREN’T ON HERE TODAY. WHAT A BREATH OF FRESH AIR!
PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE COME TO DC AND CALL ME OUT OF THE NAME TO MY FACE. YOU’D BE ON THE PAVEMENT BEFORE A WORD EVER LEAVES YOUR MOUTH.
THATS WHAT’S SO FUNNY ABOUT YOUR KIND. YOU TALK SMACK IN YOUR LITTLE RUNDOWN COUNTRY CLUBS..(COUGH)SHACKS…AND DON’T EVEN HAVE THE GUTS TO CONFRONT SOMEONE WITH YOU BIGOT VIEWS. “COWARDS” ARE WHAT YOU ARE. AND “COWARDS” YOU SHALL REMAIN. SLEEP ON THAT.
SEE YA NEXT WEEK BITCH! <3