Paris Hilton might be Britney Spears
I must’ve missed the memo, because clearly everybody in Hollywood has decided to go black. Pais Hilton attended the O2 Wireless Festival looking like a thin version of Britney Spears. Wait, did I say thin? I meant bug-like. Like a bug. She looks like a bug. You could stand next to her wearing a ladybug costume and people would wonder what the bug was doing standing next to a giant tomato.
NOTE: She doesn’t really look like a bug, but I couldn’t resist the giant sunglasses combined with her natural mantis-like form.