I don’t usually get news from southern India, but what the hell. Bollywood director T. Rajeevnath, scouting for a suitable actress to play the title role in his film on Nobel Peace laureate Mother Teresa, has sent feelers to Paris Hilton. “My agents in California have contacted Paris Hilton,” Rajeevnath said.
The director said he was impressed when he read a report sometime ago in which the hotel heiress said she had refused to pose nude in Playboy magazine and decided then to shortlist her. “Although there are several actresses willing to play the role of Mother Teresa, the most widely respected and loved person, the history of the actress who is finally chosen for the role would have to be analysed thoroughly before she is chosen,” said Rajeevnath. Rajeevnath expects to get the blessings of the Pope for the film.
Hmmm. Well this would be an interesting casting choice. Kinda like casting Jackie Chan as Jesus. I don’t know what the plus side of having Paris would be, unless Mother Teresa’s going to be naked most of the movie. Which might make the whole canonization process a bit awkward.
Thanks to Roxxe for the tip.
Paris Hilton is to Mother Theresa as the frog is to a prince. No one ACTUALLY gives a shit about the frog. Or maybe the end of this joke is that PH looks like the frog. I’m not sure.
It’s not India’s fault. Maybe they’ve never heard of her, until she refused to pose for Playboy. ‘Hmmm,’ they said. ‘She must be an honest Catholic with a generous heart.’
It’s like when you get a Happy Meal, expect a Hot Wheel racer and get one of those stupid pencil and paper games. Argh!
ESQ
What a great idea for a movie!
“Rebbee Schlong meets Sister Slick”
Don’t they really mean she is going to star in a porn movie entitled “Muther Tranny Does Toledo?”
“Rolling in her grave,” hell! Mother Theresa is turning cartwheels up and down the damn graveyard!
I think Rajeevnath confused Mother Theresa with Jezebel. Paris would be PERFECT for Jezebel.
OR – in his movie, he’s claiming that Mother Theresa had a secret life of selling the kids she “helps” into sex slavery, & she really was a porn star herself.
Mother Tereasa was WAY hotter than Paris is.
HollyJ, for Christ’s sake, a little warning about the link….I clicked it against my better judgement…My boss walked up and now he’s grinning at me and has a huge woody …
YYYYUUUUCCCCKKKK
I better get a raise…or fired.
Umm… Did Paris have sex with him and that’s why he wants to cast her? Because I think I’m confused…
And did I not get offered the part because I did pose for Playboy? Is that all that you have to have not done to be Mother Teresa?
Oh, and you’re all wrong… Jenny McCarthy is going to be Princess Di for her work in “Dirty Love”. And the director talked with Tom Cruise who convinced him there is no Jesus.
Jade – A RAISE!! A RAISE!! =)
Look guys, there’s a plausible explanation for this:
1. They’re using real lepers as extras in the film
2. They need someone who doesn’t mind working with the diseased
That’s funny. Wait, wait, I got a joke too!
#32 Holly…..that’s hot!
most of her porno consisted of her grooming herself while being taken from behind. Umm I hope this Indian guy has invested ALOT of time to film this…ah….movie?
Holy crap, the #59 post was NOT made by me. I’m on Pacific time. My puter was shut down, and I was asleep, by that time. WTF?!?!?! I don’t even know what that post is ABOUT! WTF?!?!?! WHY does that post have MY name?! >=0
#60…it’s not that sknakzilla doesn’t mind WORKING with the diseased…she’s just immune to them. all of them.
#60- i don’t think it’s so much that she’d mind WORKING with the diseased, as much as it is that she’s IMMUNE to disease. nothing like the running pus of a herpes blister to cleanse the heathen…because that’s how mother theresa rolled.
#60…it’s not that sknakzilla doesn’t mind WORKING with the diseased…she’s just immune to them. all of them.
AmberDextrose- it’s not that paris would mind so much working with the diseased, she’s just immune to them. all of them. nothing like using the pus of a freshly scratched herpes blister to cleanse the heathen of their sins. after all, that’s how mother theresa rolled.
damn computers!
This is complete BS! Just like when some other director was saying an Indian actress was going to be the next Bond girl.
brrreeeport
Paris Hilton- a slutty, vacuous bimbo
Mother Teresa- a fraud, a hypocrite, a fundamentalist zealot, an apologist for dictators, and a misguided lover of poverty.
I think its safe to say that Paris may not fit the part. But that probably a good thing.
The fine print is T. Rajeevnath did do his research -
1) He saw how she fell for that kid in A Simple Life
2) He thinks she will fall even more for a director with a huge… ummm… part (no pun intended, but laugh if you want) to offer her.
3) Paris Hilton + T. Rajeevnath = more money for other T. Rajeevnath films
-End of Story-
Mother Teresa was a bitch. She deserves to be played by a slut. Most people in India know what a fraud she was; they are not as gullible as people around here. Nice people don’t take money from drug dealers and other scum like Mother Teresa did.
Mother Teresa was a bitch. She deserves to be played by a slut. Most people in India know what a fraud she was; they are not as gullible as people around here. Nice people don’t take money from drug dealers and other scum like Mother Teresa did.