Paris Hilton is traveling to Rwanda to help bring aid to the troubled country. (Yes, that sentence really just happened.) She will make the trip in November in an effort to help families and children in need. Paris talked exclusively to E! Online about her plans:
On what prompted her trip:
“There’s so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help.”
On her increased interest in humanitarian causes:
“I want to visit more countries where poverty and children’s issues are a big concern. I know there’s a lot of good I can do just by getting involved and bringing attention to these issues.”
On keeping the planet safe:
She will also be working on her new Beverly Hills home to make it more “green friendly.”
“I just bought the house and haven’t been able to work on it yet,” Hilton said. “But I intend to.”
It’s nice to see Paris Hilton acting like a somewhat informed, caring individual. That being said, if she goes all Angelina Jolie and starts popping out kids, I’m fleeing the Earth. Some naysayers think strapping dynamite to my car won’t enable it to travel through space. I’ll be the judge of that when I’m flying past the moon and you’re battling Paris’ offspring. I heard that instead of blood, they have herpes flowing through their veins. I just wrote that on the internet, so now it’s a fact. Feel free to quote me in your scientific journal.
BIG | September 26, 2007 at 10:20 am
sHE MAY GET EATEN
BIG | September 26, 2007 at 10:21 am
BY A SAVAGE
Z | September 26, 2007 at 10:21 am
LOL Funny!
BIG | September 26, 2007 at 10:21 am
IN A GRASS SKIRT
Riotboy | September 26, 2007 at 10:22 am
That’s nice of her.
/got nothing
wooohah.com | September 26, 2007 at 10:23 am
I hope she contracts a raging mutating skin virus that ages her fifty years and she won’t be allowed back in the country.
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millie | September 26, 2007 at 10:27 am
“there’s so much need in that area, i feel like if i go i will bring more attention to myself…oh i mean to what people can do to help… yeah that’s it”
hill | September 26, 2007 at 10:29 am
Notice how she says she’s going to “bring more attention” to the matter of need in Rwanda? Not that she’s going to donate any of her money, or cook them meals, or bring them her gucci throw backs. What a F*ing humanitarian. I bet the bitch can’t even spell HUMANITARIAN.
Bam | September 26, 2007 at 10:29 am
wait, so she thinks just by going, she’ll bring attention to the problems? good lord this bitch is crazy. get over yourself. she’ll probably be prancing around in one of her ridiculous outfits telling the emaciated kids “you’re hot!”
she probably thinks that “green friendly” means that there will be piles of money everywhere.
millie | September 26, 2007 at 10:29 am
and a seriously wonkoid eye in that top pic
toonkinstein | September 26, 2007 at 10:31 am
to the people of Rwanda and all children of the world…RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! *quivering*…oh my gawd….what have we done!?!?
bob | September 26, 2007 at 10:32 am
look at how ridiculous she is, posing all by herself for no one. i wouldn’t be surprised if she brought her own camera crew to rwanda & started doing poses like these in the middle of destitute villages. stupid cunt.
leatherdaddy | September 26, 2007 at 10:34 am
lame! with all her money and fame, she wont even raise money to take over there “to help & stuff”, but will buy a house that needs renovation. chicks like this make me want to hit them. …not just in bed.
Josh Simpson | September 26, 2007 at 10:35 am
How could anyone ever take her humanitarian efforts seriously with that goofy posing?
FromOutOfNoWhere | September 26, 2007 at 10:35 am
Paris Hilton in Rwanda, Damn
first an aids epidemic and now here comes a herpes epicdemic
Warning to all men , PROTECT YOUR TESTICLES
Warning to all Women, PROTECT YOUR TONGUE
FaceForRadio | September 26, 2007 at 10:36 am
For a second I thought I’d accidentally gone to The Onion. . .
nagger please | September 26, 2007 at 10:37 am
Is there any negro country that knows how to grow produce? Bunch of dumb monkeys…
freakwad | September 26, 2007 at 10:37 am
copypasta:
On what prompted her trip:
“There’s so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to me and my herpes.”
Giggles | September 26, 2007 at 10:38 am
Oh yes, that photo shows that she’s a Serious Person now.
p911gt10c | September 26, 2007 at 10:39 am
Hmm, this “friendly fire” thing may come in handy.
millie | September 26, 2007 at 10:40 am
she can teach the people of Rwanda how to be intensely superficial, stupid, self centred and how to pose like a desperate idiot in an empty room… aww that’s nice. She’s creating a bridge between nations and cultures. She is the future of international relations. Bless her cotton socks.
aeuwave | September 26, 2007 at 10:41 am
I’m actually working on a publication now… i will definitely quote you! But anyway but to what matters (gossip), if she is serious good for her but so far I have not seen much of her “wanting-to-give-back”.
FRIST!!! | September 26, 2007 at 10:43 am
Why does she want to bring AIDS to Rwanda?
Hoya | September 26, 2007 at 10:45 am
Leave Paris alone. She donated all of the proceeds of her Porno to charity so there.
IWONKY | September 26, 2007 at 10:46 am
The Great Eye is forever WONKY!!!
jenn | September 26, 2007 at 10:48 am
yeah, she totally got all this from that guy from Entourage.
shaggle baggle | September 26, 2007 at 10:49 am
You have got to be kidding me….
What is it with celebrities and trying to save face by becoming humanitarians?
Real humanitarians don’t go on and on about what they’re gonna do, nor are they publicity hounds. They just go there, do the job and get on with life.
I wish bitches like Angelina Jolie and Paris would get a fucking clue and leave the real humanitarian work to the professionals.
…oh, wait…I know why they’re doing this….they can’t get work. Seriously…when’s the last time Angie’s done anything, barring Mr. & Mrs. Smith?
steve | September 26, 2007 at 10:49 am
LOL #25
She’s going to show them her coochie, which doesn’t look like a vagina at all anymore. It’s a flaming, wide hole, surrounded by small fleshy volcanoes that constantly erupt infected puss, pausing occasionally to spit out a half-burnt crab. The whole thing smells like sushi left in the trunk of a hot car for four months.
millie | September 26, 2007 at 10:49 am
what guy from Entourage?
jbird | September 26, 2007 at 10:51 am
Buggar off, the whole lot of you!!! She’s doing more than most of your so-called celebs are doing! While the rest of them remain here in the in the clubs of the US disgracing themselves and flashing their knickers (or lack of same), she’ll be over seas doing what she can to help those poor unfortunates! It’s BEYOND me how anyone can find fault with that!!! PARIS, MAKE ME YOUR SLAVE!!!
Brock Landers | September 26, 2007 at 10:53 am
I think what’s more important than the country she’s visiting is her hairstyle. Very short and very gay. Jesus I want to give her a facial.
Paris You Scare Us | September 26, 2007 at 10:55 am
@17: There are stupendous quantities of lettuce being grown in Zimbabwe; probably about 1000x more at the end of this year than last.
The end result will be that Paris’s “humanitarian” efforts will have as exactly as much effect as all the other “humanitarian” efforts that have ever been made on behalf of Rwanda.
Only Rwandans can “fix” Rwanda . . . everybody else is just jerking off . . .
Toonces | September 26, 2007 at 10:55 am
What street is she going to be on? I can take care of this once and for all.
jenn | September 26, 2007 at 10:55 am
Millie,
http://adriangrenier.org/
It’s on the second page of this site, titled: “New Buddy Adrian Grenier Reportedly Helps Heiress Shop For Eco-Friendly Home”
shanipie | September 26, 2007 at 10:56 am
U.G.L.Y. Paris Got No Alibi, she Ugly she Ugly
ssdd | September 26, 2007 at 10:58 am
Ex-con needs a pirate eye patch STAT… that wonk eye is pratically closing up.
millie | September 26, 2007 at 11:01 am
here here @ 32, well said.
…and lets keep in mind that all she has actually done is talk to some bozo at E-online about her “plans” which has had the effect of drawing more attention to herself which is what she does best. Talk of going to Rwanda is as self serving as any knicklerless partying.
miss veggi | September 26, 2007 at 11:05 am
some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, such as, The Roowanda, and such as.
emily a | September 26, 2007 at 11:08 am
so much need in rwanda?….
what about the soldiers over seas fighting for our freedom…what about sending over supplies for them.
what about the thousands of animals put to sleep daily for no other reason than there isn’t enough room
what about the countless number of pit bulls used in dogfighting, not to mention the pits being taken away and killed just because of Breed Specific Legislation.
FUCK RWANDA! lets help those who truly need it
chaz | September 26, 2007 at 11:09 am
can you get herpes from anal?
havoc | September 26, 2007 at 11:12 am
I heard she’s going to set up a Lazy Eye Clinic in Rwanda. It will also offer skin bleaching and free blue contact lenses.
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G | September 26, 2007 at 11:13 am
of course you can get herpes from anal, chaz. not only herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, and other STDs.
millie | September 26, 2007 at 11:15 am
@ 40 yes (oral, anal, vaginal and close skin-to-skin contact)
@ 41 teehee
bernard fleming | September 26, 2007 at 11:16 am
I think thats a typo.
The article makes a lot more sense if you say she’s bringing AIDs to the country.
trish | September 26, 2007 at 11:17 am
did amfar.org tell her she could get aids from stepping in a puddle?
millie | September 26, 2007 at 11:17 am
and don’t forget genital warts… you get that one for life, very romantic.
babyglyniss | September 26, 2007 at 11:18 am
paris hilton is really beautiful. i adore her. although many people hate her i dont see the reason i should be one of them.
millie | September 26, 2007 at 11:20 am
@ 47 don’t worry, you will one day sweetie.
hellcat1983 | September 26, 2007 at 11:24 am
#38 – what soldiers are fighting overseas for your freedom? Where the hell do you live girl?!
bob | September 26, 2007 at 11:28 am
30, you realize everything you said perfectly describes Paris, right??