Paris Hilton makes ugly faces

i dont know if she can help it…
honestly this girl has had a lot of surgery, especailly for someone at her young age.

what the fuck is she wearing?

Now this is news worthy of all that is Superficial.

Looks like the same stupid pouty face that she always makes.

Hilarious pictues… thanks for making my day!

How does someone her age have a neck-wrinkle like a 50 year old?

I just realized… she’s the modern Black Dahlia.

Good outfit Paris, you know if its 5 years ago and you’re Gwen Stefani

Exactly Donkey.

Same face as usual.

i, too, would have to get really really stoned before hanging out with paris

How bout a really hard right cross punch that takes them both out.

Complex magawhat? Josh Who? Paris? Who the hell are these people?

that’s one ugly dog you’ve got there Josh, I recommend a leash for that nose alone

Lord how about a hard kick to the solar plexus, just to get a natural and unposed expression out of her. I hate this chick, yeah there I said it, shes a fake and a phoney and I wish she’d drown in a pool of her own vomit! oooh yeah glad I got that off my chest!

They both look wasted. Even her non-lazy eye is having a hard time staying open.

Who is this guy anyway???

She’s just doing a facial impersonation of what her own vagina looks like.

In much more important news, the wife of Danny Bonadouchebag filed for divorce:

http://www.cbc.ca/cp/entertainment/070411/e041153A.html

Oh, the humanity!

Jeez, look at her hand. Mine looked like that once. After I had pneumonia and lost thirty-six pounds.

Nah, no need to get physical and risk contagion. 45 to both their heads, two contact shots and then let her get the rest of clip as her blood slowly pools on the sidewalk.

hahahahaha!! Just got back, and I get this headline????
Paris makes ugly faces!

Captain Obvious just slapped me across the face. I’m ready for that Tini now girly!!

i guess she was at the “who looks the worse” competition

Obviously Paris has to drug Josh to go out with her. How long until he goes to rehab? Is it me or have most of Paris’s “friends” entered rehab? Hmmmm………..

The sad part is, I can imagine her making faces like this to herself all day.

In that first pic, she’s still swishing his cum around in her mouth.

Oh, Holly… and I was going to eat my low fat yogurt!

If the guy arrives in this state at Heathrow airport.He for sure isn’t coming in.

Hey where have her big boobies gone????

So it was a very impressive bra all along!

if i were paris hilton (which i am not) i would have gotten plastic surgery on myself a long time ago. it’s not the funny faces she makes, she’s just naturally…ugly. and by ugly, i mean almost as ugly as nicolas cage with his face gone in the movie “Face Off.” oh yea, that’s ugly as hell…that and a monkey.

Does she ever make faces that AREN’T ugly?

I’d still stick it in her pooper, though.

#25 how do u think I feel? I just spit out a large amount of milk. thanx alot HollyJ!!

funny joke though.

#29 the only proper face paris hilton has been known to make is the face where she doesn’t show it at all. and even THAT isn’t proper enough. oh yea, I’d stick it in the exact same spot…only to piss on her later

Wow, Paris went outside and didn’t show her tits. And like veggi said, thanks Captain Obvious. What’s next, the sun is hot?

They look like a couple of burn victims after a few skin grafts.

I’d slap him with Paris’ assflap.

She’s trying to keep that head tilted to cover her bad eye. *grin*

Shorry Vegggi I drianked them all….(hiccup)

seriously what does she do with her life

Who the fuck is Josh?

She stole those looks from Zoolander! Shame on you Paris!

didn’t that guy used to go out with ashlee simpson when she had her tv show thing on mtv?

i’m not sure he’s very bright

well.. duh to my own comment.. cuz he’s with paris lol

I hate her. So much.

“it looks like they were having some sort of contest to see who could make me want to punch them in the face harder”

This is why I read the Superficial. God bless you Mr. Super.

i’m so gross for remembering this, but josh henderson was on that show popstars 2, which created the group scene 23. the first popstars created eden’s crush.

i’m going to go rip out my guts now.

The jokes on Paris, that dude is obviously gay.

45, and he’s definitely on drugs, because not only is he attracted to Paris, but it appears he also finds himself attractive. Yep, definitely hopped up on somethin’.

@44…you, sicken me.

Why has no one exterminated this bitch yet? Fuck Hollywood you have a serious vermin problem. Take care of that shit. Honestly why is this bitch still alive. Has no one read the prophecy;
Kill Paris Hilton, Save the World.

What I can’t understand is why any guy would touch this flesh bag filled with STDs and bones. What the fuck. Every second there is a new guy ready and willing to watch their privates melt off. Does he really hate his penis that much, I mean sure he

I think I speak for everyone in saying……

WHERE THE FUCK DID HER ALMOST BIG TITS GO???????

I feel like Ive been robbed……….

Someone hold me………

RIP OFF! Simple Life is supposed to be a fish-out-of-water sitcom: Paris giving enemas is probably the only job which she would actually be suited for.