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DeArmond | April 11, 2007 at 1:28 pm
i dont know if she can help it…
honestly this girl has had a lot of surgery, especailly for someone at her young age.
schack | April 11, 2007 at 1:29 pm
what the fuck is she wearing?
Fifth Stooge | April 11, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Now this is news worthy of all that is Superficial.
Donkey | April 11, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Looks like the same stupid pouty face that she always makes.
theropes | April 11, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Hilarious pictues… thanks for making my day!
Donkey | April 11, 2007 at 1:36 pm
How does someone her age have a neck-wrinkle like a 50 year old?
Donkey | April 11, 2007 at 1:38 pm
I just realized… she’s the modern Black Dahlia.
lambman | April 11, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Good outfit Paris, you know if its 5 years ago and you’re Gwen Stefani
havoc | April 11, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Exactly Donkey.
Same face as usual.
acescence | April 11, 2007 at 1:43 pm
i, too, would have to get really really stoned before hanging out with paris
combustion8 | April 11, 2007 at 1:47 pm
How bout a really hard right cross punch that takes them both out.
BarbadoSlim | April 11, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Complex magawhat? Josh Who? Paris? Who the hell are these people?
xeurohottiex | April 11, 2007 at 1:58 pm
that’s one ugly dog you’ve got there Josh, I recommend a leash for that nose alone
kamihi | April 11, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Lord how about a hard kick to the solar plexus, just to get a natural and unposed expression out of her. I hate this chick, yeah there I said it, shes a fake and a phoney and I wish she’d drown in a pool of her own vomit! oooh yeah glad I got that off my chest!
LilRach | April 11, 2007 at 2:08 pm
They both look wasted. Even her non-lazy eye is having a hard time staying open.
Who is this guy anyway???
BigJim | April 11, 2007 at 2:10 pm
She’s just doing a facial impersonation of what her own vagina looks like.
BigJim | April 11, 2007 at 2:11 pm
In much more important news, the wife of Danny Bonadouchebag filed for divorce:
http://www.cbc.ca/cp/entertainment/070411/e041153A.html
Oh, the humanity!
Truthseeker013 | April 11, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Jeez, look at her hand. Mine looked like that once. After I had pneumonia and lost thirty-six pounds.
BarbadoSlim | April 11, 2007 at 2:12 pm
Nah, no need to get physical and risk contagion. 45 to both their heads, two contact shots and then let her get the rest of clip as her blood slowly pools on the sidewalk.
veggi | April 11, 2007 at 2:17 pm
hahahahaha!! Just got back, and I get this headline????
Paris makes ugly faces!
Captain Obvious just slapped me across the face. I’m ready for that Tini now girly!!
virus | April 11, 2007 at 2:17 pm
i guess she was at the “who looks the worse” competition
y_do_i_care | April 11, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Obviously Paris has to drug Josh to go out with her. How long until he goes to rehab? Is it me or have most of Paris’s “friends” entered rehab? Hmmmm………..
mae | April 11, 2007 at 2:21 pm
The sad part is, I can imagine her making faces like this to herself all day.
HollyJ | April 11, 2007 at 2:26 pm
In that first pic, she’s still swishing his cum around in her mouth.
veggi | April 11, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Oh, Holly… and I was going to eat my low fat yogurt!
Lowlands | April 11, 2007 at 2:29 pm
If the guy arrives in this state at Heathrow airport.He for sure isn’t coming in.
LilRach | April 11, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Hey where have her big boobies gone????
So it was a very impressive bra all along!
Superfish | April 11, 2007 at 2:44 pm
if i were paris hilton (which i am not) i would have gotten plastic surgery on myself a long time ago. it’s not the funny faces she makes, she’s just naturally…ugly. and by ugly, i mean almost as ugly as nicolas cage with his face gone in the movie “Face Off.” oh yea, that’s ugly as hell…that and a monkey.
F-Sucker | April 11, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Does she ever make faces that AREN’T ugly?
I’d still stick it in her pooper, though.
Superfish | April 11, 2007 at 2:47 pm
#25 how do u think I feel? I just spit out a large amount of milk. thanx alot HollyJ!!
funny joke though.
Superfish | April 11, 2007 at 2:48 pm
#29 the only proper face paris hilton has been known to make is the face where she doesn’t show it at all. and even THAT isn’t proper enough. oh yea, I’d stick it in the exact same spot…only to piss on her later
Gerald Tarrant | April 11, 2007 at 3:05 pm
Wow, Paris went outside and didn’t show her tits. And like veggi said, thanks Captain Obvious. What’s next, the sun is hot?
chaunceygardner | April 11, 2007 at 3:12 pm
They look like a couple of burn victims after a few skin grafts.
TheRanchTooth | April 11, 2007 at 3:12 pm
I’d slap him with Paris’ assflap.
arden | April 11, 2007 at 3:23 pm
She’s trying to keep that head tilted to cover her bad eye. *grin*
FRIST!!! | April 11, 2007 at 3:30 pm
Shorry Vegggi I drianked them all….(hiccup)
imran karim | April 11, 2007 at 3:33 pm
seriously what does she do with her life
FRIST!!! | April 11, 2007 at 3:34 pm
Who the fuck is Josh?
Claudita | April 11, 2007 at 4:00 pm
She stole those looks from Zoolander! Shame on you Paris!
suzy | April 11, 2007 at 4:16 pm
didn’t that guy used to go out with ashlee simpson when she had her tv show thing on mtv?
i’m not sure he’s very bright
suzy | April 11, 2007 at 4:16 pm
well.. duh to my own comment.. cuz he’s with paris lol
NicotineEyePatch | April 11, 2007 at 4:19 pm
I hate her. So much.
marvinsuggs | April 11, 2007 at 4:22 pm
“it looks like they were having some sort of contest to see who could make me want to punch them in the face harder”
This is why I read the Superficial. God bless you Mr. Super.
cruey | April 11, 2007 at 4:41 pm
i’m so gross for remembering this, but josh henderson was on that show popstars 2, which created the group scene 23. the first popstars created eden’s crush.
i’m going to go rip out my guts now.
teetee | April 11, 2007 at 4:53 pm
The jokes on Paris, that dude is obviously gay.
NicotineEyePatch | April 11, 2007 at 5:14 pm
45, and he’s definitely on drugs, because not only is he attracted to Paris, but it appears he also finds himself attractive. Yep, definitely hopped up on somethin’.
BarbadoSlim | April 11, 2007 at 5:41 pm
@44…you, sicken me.
iamsosmrt | April 11, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Why has no one exterminated this bitch yet? Fuck Hollywood you have a serious vermin problem. Take care of that shit. Honestly why is this bitch still alive. Has no one read the prophecy;
Kill Paris Hilton, Save the World.
What I can’t understand is why any guy would touch this flesh bag filled with STDs and bones. What the fuck. Every second there is a new guy ready and willing to watch their privates melt off. Does he really hate his penis that much, I mean sure he
ImaCracka | April 11, 2007 at 5:52 pm
I think I speak for everyone in saying……
WHERE THE FUCK DID HER ALMOST BIG TITS GO???????
I feel like Ive been robbed……….
Someone hold me………
woodhorse | April 11, 2007 at 5:57 pm
RIP OFF! Simple Life is supposed to be a fish-out-of-water sitcom: Paris giving enemas is probably the only job which she would actually be suited for.