Paris Hilton makes out with Elisha Cuthbert

January 31st, 2008 // 140 Comments

Thanks to Britney Spears this piece of gossip was buried underneath reports of laxative and motorcades. I smell conspiracy. Apparently Paris Hilton was spotted making out with Elisha Cuthbert at Tenjune in New York. Us Magazine reports:

Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”

First off, two girls kissing! Woo-hoo! Okay, now that the formalities are out of the way, I’m a little disappointed there’re no pictures of these two making out. Not counting the ones in my mind. Except I swapped Paris with Hayden Panettiere and, also, the two aren’t making out in a nightclub as much as a Jacuzzi full of applesauce. So basically I’m imaging they’re on a second date. Or, in my case, a first date. Watch out!

Photos: INFdaily.com

  1. Anal Fistula

    it’s about time. wait until she jumps into porno fulltime. that will be excellent (and inevitable)

  2. Conky

    stupid cunt Paris won’t pay cash for advertising so she does this stupid shit instead.

    We got another week of this lame crap headed our way.

    Please report on something, anything, else. I’m begging.

  3. Nella

    Now, that’s a bunch of fucked up shit. I’m bi, and I don’t look ANYTHING like a dyke. If Elisha goes that way, fine, but she can atleast have better taste inn women. It’d suck to get STDs so young. ;)

  4. Nikolai

    Is that Paris Hilton and her newly adopted son? I thought the Hollyweirdos only adopted from Africa.

  5. moobs

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    they look so “cute” together. perfect, even.

    …. *snickers*…..

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

    what a fukking joke.

  6. stardust

    I dont know if i believe they made out…….. but why do they both look so PISSED OFF??

  7. James

    I think Paris Hilton is dog ugly! And hell, Elisha Cuthbert isn’t much better looking. And to think that some think Scarlett Johansen looks ugly? Send em’ over this way. LOL.

  8. a

    “Is that Paris Hilton and her newly adopted son? I thought the Hollyweirdos only adopted from Africa.”

    I wish I was a rich black celebrity; I would adopt white kids and send them to Africa.

  9. Why is her little brother dressing like a homo? Whatever, it’s nice she spends time with the little queer..

  10. Jenna

    Elisha’s haircut makes so much more sense now!!! Of all the women in Hollywood she could hold hands with/make out with, why in the name of god would it be Paris? Paris is such a whore, she’s has fucked every person she can get her hands on!!! (Kind of like Lindsay Lohan) Gross! Any person that touches her is definitely no longer hot. I have an idea, why don’t Hohan and Paris date so the diseases can be contained!

  11. so2315

    Good God!!! This chick with Paris must have a lesbian foot fetish. She definitely found a perfect lesbo named Paris to hang out with. Just think about it. . . .Paris has a penis shaped nose. She can tickle the G-Spot with her nose whilst she licks the pussy.
    Then the size 13 feet, perfect for the butch woman who has a foot fetish and perhaps a nylon fetish.
    The inordinate man sized hands, this also means ex-tra long hymen reaching fingers!!
    The wonker eye, she can look at both nipples whilst eating her girlfriend. Paris is a lesbians fantasy woman

  12. kingnoony

    i didn’t know that paris had a little brother….

  13. MadMike

    Paris Hilton looks like a post op tranny. She is SO gross…EH! Wasn’t the chick with her suppose to be hot at one point??? She looks like Peter Pan….nice butch hair cut! She does look like a 12 year old boy with her 50 year old mom. My fuckin eyes are burning now.

  14. @30 – An ugly dyke to da left of me, a Bells Palsy skank to da right, neither ones good enough for kid – DYNOMIIITE!

  15. gigi

    why’s everybody hating?? Paris looks great – even w/ the f*ed up eye, Elisha, even with no make up looks pretty good, they’re having fun — btw, those probably aren’t ‘control top pantyhose, but actual stockings- thigh-high or w/ a garter belt [absolutley adding to the hotness of the situation] and y’all are just jealous! lol The only thing I’m not digging is that Paris looks like she’s lost weight and her face is still looking too angular. She needs the softness back… otherwise go ahead P!!!

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  17. Donkey Ass

    #15 hit the nail on the head. I guess Elisha has gone “that” route. Waste of what used to be a perfectly good vagina.

  18. amma

    …Uhm…I see no “making out.” Anyway, Paris looks like a bad/grandma/tranny in these pics. And WTF is up with the top of her pantyhose showing? Now THAT is “gravely disabled” behavior.

  19. lisa

    She is gorgeous.seems saw her before on a millionaire&celeb dating site CelebMingle.com
    ,but don’t know ih it is her.

  20. JustAHunch

    Notice how angry and humiliated Elisha looks in every picture. She looks like she was forced into this ridiculous pap-walk with Paris against her will.

  21. FFF

    Elisha Cuthbert started out life as a foot model–advertising and fetish. Now she’s going down on Paris Hilton. I think I’ve found my dream woman!!!

  22. The Laughing God

    I don’t think they kissed. If you look closely at the first picture, you’ll she one eye is slightly more closed than the other. That, and her smooth forehead, are clearly the signs of a “sub-clinical” stroke. The “embrace” was just her friend trying to revive her.

    It is all a misunderstanding really, just like with Lindsay Lohan and her trip to the hospital for exhaustion.

  23. Kendar

    It looks to me like Paris has a new pet

  24. Jajajajajajaaaaaaaaaaaa!

  25. ixxy

    Remember when Elisha was on that kids show ‘Popular Mechanics for Kids’… that was cute, she can do better than Paris

  26. Shannon

    Damn, is Parasite having a stroke in that first picture?

  27. rudyboy

    Paris I love you!!
    Also,I want to warn all Democrats and/or our OBAMA supporters…The Republican’s are out to get us…They have found one of OBAMA”s college room mates (now a Republican) and as soon as OBAMA wins the Democatic nomination- they are going to pull a “Lewinski” on the American public…apperently OBAMA’s old roomie will admit to the PRESS that he witnessed OBAMA dealing Cocaine to more than a few of his close friends in their dorm room!!!…The Republican’s hope to sway the independent vote and the undecidedes… They are betting that the fallout will put John Mc Cain over the top and will win him election for President…we have to fight this nasty PLOY!!!

  28. crazy otto

    so there friends like,….Ellen and Rosie?…..woh,.thats a scarry image

  29. why you always trying to keep a brother down? dang……….

  30. Arguman

    wow. that eye is scary. both of them, actually. and wtf happened to Kim Bauer? RIP.
    there are people that think Paris is attractive?

  31. Ryan

    Cuthbert’s jacket is amazing. Damn….and I am a straight dude…..

  32. Damn..!

    What the fcuk is wrong with her Eye..?

    Product of botched plastic surgery..Drugs..?

    Just looks so off.

  33. stacey

    I THINK PARIS IS UGLY AND NEEDS SOME HELP

  34. I Forgot It

    Damn! Paris has contaminated yet another Hollywood hottie with untold numbers of STD’s and unknown pathogens…..between Paris and Pam Anderson all of Hollywood will be toting enough STD’s and Hepatitis germs to drop a heard of Rhino!

  35. alex oz

    lesbos
    elisha looks like that gay from boys dont cry

  36. Dino

    You americans are all biatches and want to take PH from behind with your fat, overweight bodies, full of McD dung because you lame assed motherfckers can’t get it up anymore because you are all to fat and lazy!

  37. parisfan

    Great long toes which unfortunately she doesn’t show off much!! Here’s the ultimate gallery of Paris Hiltons’s feet:

    http://www.celebsfeetpics.com/paris-hilton-feet

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