Paris Hilton makes out with Elisha Cuthbert

January 31st, 2008 // 140 Comments

Thanks to Britney Spears this piece of gossip was buried underneath reports of laxative and motorcades. I smell conspiracy. Apparently Paris Hilton was spotted making out with Elisha Cuthbert at Tenjune in New York. Us Magazine reports:

Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She loves putting on a show.”

First off, two girls kissing! Woo-hoo! Okay, now that the formalities are out of the way, I’m a little disappointed there’re no pictures of these two making out. Not counting the ones in my mind. Except I swapped Paris with Hayden Panettiere and, also, the two aren’t making out in a nightclub as much as a Jacuzzi full of applesauce. So basically I’m imaging they’re on a second date. Or, in my case, a first date. Watch out!

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  1. Lame

    Frist, beetches.

  2. woodhorse

    she has said before that women make her hot…..

  3. Santiago

    Nice,. well one of them

  4. D.Stowater

    queers.

  5. Rizza

    First

  6. woodhorse

    that just isn’t getting any better. If thine eye offends me, cut it out. *hands Paris a pair of scissors*

  7. stumbler

    they both have weird noses.
    the last picture illustrates this clearly.

  8. stumbler

    they both have weird noses.
    the last picture illustrates this clearly.

  9. Victoria

    Yeah, probably because she mistook Elisha for a member of a boy band or something. WTF did she do to herself?

  10. woodhorse

    Those hands totally look like a transplant from a very large construction worker. Is there an accident in the past she’s not telling us about? We could see at gimpsRomance.com where the handicapped find true love. I have heard this around the Internet.

  11. Apparently Valtrex hires their spokespeople in pairs.

  12. WTF happened to poor little Kim Bauer?!
    Must Paris destroy everything?

  13. nipolian

    Man……that eye just keeps getting wonkier and wonkier by the day.

  14. notapc

    At least she has the good sense to let her bangs cover the wonk eye, sparing the general public the full horror of her deformity. She’s kind that way.

  15. Elisha used to be good looking…. Now she looks like a worn out backstreet boy…..

  16. I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

  17. I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

  18. I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

  19. I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

  20. I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

  21. I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

  22. I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

  23. I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

  24. I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

  25. I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

  26. I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

  27. I will shoot my steaming hot baby-gravy all over BOTH of these two skank bitches!!!!!!

  28. p0nk

    a little too happy there, mr.

  29. momo

    i d tap em both

  30. combustion8

    Why is JJ hanging out with them in pic4??

    DYNOMITE!!!!!!!!!!

  31. Cap'n Pickles

    What in the fuck is wrong with these actors. Paris Hilton=The Herp. Shit, Paris’s paper boy needs a full body condom just to throw the paper at her porch. Stay away!

  32. Bob

    Why is Paris Hilton’s nose shaped like a penis?

  33. D. Richards (Meaningless.)

    What-in-the hell is wrong with Paris’s left eye in that first picture?!

    Did she have a cocaine induced stroke that I’m not aware about? Holy shit, what an ugly animal.

    Paris, the world called, it wants it’s asshole back.

  34. She looks very butch

    Oh lord, stop with the Hayden Pwhatever comments, they’re really annoying, she’s just and looks like a 13 year old child like all those playing in the neightborhood, nothing else, if you are gonna call a female hot or attractive, at least call it to one who is actually hot or attractive, like Kim Kardashian, and not to a child that looks like every 13 year old in every freaking north american neighborhood and that is NOT hot at all, far from it, only trend.

    Besides that, it wouldn’t surprise me that Elisha Cuthbert is a lesbian. Look at her man, she’s looking really freaking butch, each time I see her she keeps getting more and more butch. If you find this butch chick hot, then no wonder why you also find the average 13 year old north american neighborhood looking Hayden and the tranny Alessandra whatever hot too. Geeez, what a freaky taste. Refine your taste in women a little man.

  35. HER POON SMELLS LIKE SOUR MILK

    THIS IS JUST A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. PARIS HAS CONTAMINATED ANOTHER HOLLYWOOD STAR. MISS WHATEVER-HER-FACE-IS IS NO LONGER ON THE DOABLE LIST(IF SHE EVER WAS). IT AMAZES ME HOW MANY PEOPLE STILL SUCK FACE OR FUCK THIS HERPE KNOWING SHE’S ON VALTREX.

  36. There may be a few exceptions, but lesbianism causes ugliness. The lesbians who are out the earliest are the ugliest. The ones who start out straight then “discover” (yeah right) that they’re lesbians curdle right in front of your eyes, like Elisha here. Even Portia de Rossi, who held out for so long, looks-wise, is succumbing to the lesbian hotness-eating virus (click my name for a recent picture). They really do make Baby Jesus cry.

  37. whatever

    Ugly? Check.
    Lonely? Check.
    Boring? Check.
    Desperate for attention thus resorting to lesbian behavior? Check.

    Also, I love the “Bitches be crazy” look that dude is giving Paris in Pic #4.

  38. Pixie

    What’s wrong with Paris’ eye?

  39. MoronicShitney

    Oh another faked up story from the attention whore to get them in the public eye – YAWN – next…………..

  40. gert

    oh please she so good at it …………… having us on shes not interested in women or anyone for that matter AIR HEAD TWIT

  41. gert

    oh please she so good at it …………… having us on shes not interested in women or anyone for that matter AIR HEAD TWIT

  42. Gerald_Tarrant

    #32 – Paris’s penis shaped nose is easily explained by evolution. Her nose was getting constantly assaulted by many penii per day. As an act of survival, the nose began to evolve into a penis looking nose, thereby trying to lessen the attacks by every penis Paris met.

    Two things can survive a nuclear winter, cockroaches and cocknose. Fortunately for Paris, she is one and has the other.

  43. Zanna

    @Mr.HappyPants

    Could you repeat that?

  44. hi-priced call girl

    Maybe it’s because Elisha highly resembles Aaron Carter.

  45. I’m disappointed that Elisha would stoop so low to lez out with Paris. Maybe she is going butch though – that would explain the haircut. Nothing can explain why Elisha is wearing Dr Evil’s jacket though.

  46. Zanna

    @42- There is a simpler reason. Her schnoz looks like a dick because she’s using her nose in lieu of a strapon.

  47. hausfrau

    Well, I guess we know who the man in the relationship is.
    And, Paris honey? They make pantyhose without the control top thighs that might look a teeny bit better with that shirt- I mean dress you’re wearing. Unless it really is a shirt and you forgot to put on your pants. In that case, carry on.

  48. Auntie Kryst

    I’ll be damned millionairemuffsugarmomma.com really fucking works.

  49. Willy Wonka's Wonk-Eye Factory

    Paris’ eye is stuck shut from Elisha’s pussy jizz.

  50. morga

    Pretty disappointing what’s happened to Elisha :-(

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