I don’t know why, but Paris Hilton was spotted making out with Mischa Barton’s ex, Cisco Adler, at Guy’s karaoke night yesterday. TMZ reports:
A spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton’s grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. When she wasn’t getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of “Bette Davis Eyes,” followed by a medley of her hit “Stars are Blind.”
In case you’ve forgotten, this is what Cisco Adler looks like. Paris Hilton isn’t exactly the most desirable woman, but even she could do better than Cisco. You could pour some oatmeal on a mop and end up with a better looking man. Probably more human looking genitals too.
yolatengo | July 25, 2007 at 12:34 pm
she evolved sooo much since she did her jail time…
Because I'm Ugly | July 25, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Ugh. So so gross. That chick is so so desperate. That guy is so so ugly. These L.A. cunts are so so ridiculous. I love my life…
Tango | July 25, 2007 at 12:36 pm
omg…..who could kiss him after seeing him naked (pukes)
Because I'm Ugly | July 25, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Ugh, so, so gross. That chick is so, so desparate. That guy is so, so ugly. Those L.A. cunts are so, so pathetic and Mischa Barton is a nothing.
I LOVE my life (except for my Superfish addiction; Promises, here I cum)
Quinn | July 25, 2007 at 12:38 pm
do i hear wedding bells??
Crap Tonight | July 25, 2007 at 12:38 pm
This must be something to do with her new idea to do Charity Work
ChicagoEric | July 25, 2007 at 12:39 pm
She was looking for the one baglady looking dude that would get her back into the press. With so many dudes willing to hit Paris, she picks the scraps of Mischa. Paris must have lost her mind while in jail. So besides Herpes, what disease will Paris get from Cisco?
michelle | July 25, 2007 at 12:40 pm
i just threw up in my mouth some… nasty!
Victor | July 25, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Maybe here I can talk to FRIST and Eagle Eyes without that fuckface Jimbo bothering.
julz | July 25, 2007 at 12:43 pm
What IS it with this guy? He must have a foot-long shlong or somfin.
yolatengo | July 25, 2007 at 12:44 pm
ahhh. wonky eyed useless sociliate falls for tea-bag balls never has-been . how romantic.
Bern | July 25, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I went back and read the Cisco Adler post — brilliant work, Superfish.
“So NSFW it’s not even funny” didn’t deter me, either. I feel shamed.
Sus | July 25, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Probably the most disgusting picture of a man I have ever seen. Just plain gross! Apparantly Paris will do anything…
lapet | July 25, 2007 at 12:45 pm
That’s easy. He’s the only guy in L.A. with bigger balls than her. She STILL has the bigger dick though.
Victor's Little Dick | July 25, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Hey Victor I have to take a piss. Can you move your fat ass away from the computer for 2 minutes and take me to the bath room before I piss your pants?
Christ on a Crotch | July 25, 2007 at 12:48 pm
If nothing changes, nothing nothing changes.
Stangnant, tasteless, crooked-eyes, beaky -nosed, no-ass, flabby bodied, big-footed, can’t even drive fucking craphole.
jessica | July 25, 2007 at 12:49 pm
they are both disgusting. he just LOOKS a little worse. ugh.
lfkgj | July 25, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Her pants are kinda short, and totally ugly.
mrs.t | July 25, 2007 at 12:53 pm
She’s just thinking ahead…fall is right around the corner, and what better way to keep warm during fellatio than slinging a couple of 14-inch balls around your neck?
If you want to sing it, go ahead:
Do your balls hang low? (you know the rest)
FRIST!!! | July 25, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Victor, you can always talk to me. Who is Jimbo? Jimbo is an old dick that I use to know. So, what do you have to say to me?
wedgeone | July 25, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Don’t do it, FRIST! Victor is stalking you. Check out the last 4 or so articles.
Paris is the biggest slut in America now. The poster girl for Valtrex. #7- I think you meant “What disease will Cisco get from Paris?”
Still, with a ballsack like his, she’ll fulfill her greatest fantasy – drowning in semen.
Victor's sister Victoria | July 25, 2007 at 1:04 pm
I would drink Cisco Adler’s ball-washing water.
Victor's Little Dick | July 25, 2007 at 1:05 pm
@20 He wants to band the shit out of you! That is all that is on his mind all day. Until some other hot bitch walks by and then he wants to bang her! I am like a divining rod. I am sticking straight out all day and when a hot chick walks by Victor turns and starts to walk towards her.
Oh and he want to say that he is married with children, but he still wants to bang you
FRIST!!! | July 25, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Jimbo, leave Victor alone. I have to work and I don’t have the time that you
both do to sit here and fight. Victor is a sweet heart. I love you Victor, but
if your married, I don’t want to be a homewrecker.
Jimbo | July 25, 2007 at 1:10 pm
Wedgeone, I told you to stay out of here and leave us alone. You think just
because you have a dick , you can throw it around in here. Leave now, or I
will kick your ass.
Wally's Brown Eye | July 25, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Wedgeone may have a dick..but there are no balls attached.
whitegold | July 25, 2007 at 1:14 pm
STFU!!! Where it not for the Fish and that pic of this guys ridiculously disgusting balls, I’d have no clue who he is at all. But seriously, other than the fact that he has the ugliest balls ever, who is he? What’s his deal? And why do people keep making out with him? I bet Paris saw the pic of his balls and was like “no way is that really. Damn, I’ve gotta try making out with him one day just so I can see his balls to prove if they’re real or not.” I dunno, that’s the only reason I can think of?
Victor's Little Dick | July 25, 2007 at 1:15 pm
FRIST trust me he is married. I never get any sex other than Victor beating me off in the shower. The kids are constantly hitting Victor in the nuts. They are cute little bastards, but I will be glad when the grow and don’t hit so low. And I have not been blown in 6 years, 3 months and 7 days. That was the night before Victor got married.
Smelly Gostard | July 25, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Cisco has a sad droopy sack.
Paris has a teeny tiny rack
Flip her on her skinny back
Watch those balls go whack whack whack!
Hoya | July 25, 2007 at 1:27 pm
I was going to say something about him being named after a Router but I just ran out of words
Smelly Gostard | July 25, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Did you hear about the 120-pound guy with the 60-pound testicles?
People say he was half-nuts!
cc | July 25, 2007 at 1:42 pm
I just looked at Adler’s picture OMG I think I’m going blind. That just isn’t natural.This just proves Paris will make out with anything as long as it has a package (no matter how disgusting). No class or standards whatsoever. Gross. He could tie those balls into a bow,they’re so long…pardon me while I go barf.
stephymz | July 25, 2007 at 1:47 pm
She reminds me of an overly exposed high school girl that made it big in Hollywood. A lot of girls make out with a ton of different people.
Cali | July 25, 2007 at 1:53 pm
She was making out with him because she knew it would be covered in the press- she is a media whore who is jealous that someone else is getting all the attention right now.
poeticmutiny | July 25, 2007 at 2:08 pm
usually i’m all for making out with random people, but there isn’t one positive thing you can say about cisco adler and i firmly believe you should only make out with totally disgusting people if they’re
a) hot
b) rich
c) powerful
d) nice
e) funny
if none of those apply, you automatically have an iq under 100. all i can say is at least she wouldn’t be contaminating any gene pools.
PrettyBaby | July 25, 2007 at 2:09 pm
#31 hahahahah LOL!
woodhorse | July 25, 2007 at 2:21 pm
On one side you have Paris’ hands and feet that look like the alien that sprang out of that guy’s chest in the movie Alien (and she probably leaks green acid, too) and on the other side you have the balls that knocked over the Twin Towers: can’t wait til they have children.
woodhorse | July 25, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Wally, again you make my day….
FRIST!!! | July 25, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Good GOD, I’m not even on here today, would you people freakin stop talking about/trolling me!!!
Screw you guys, I’m going to lunch.
wedgeone | July 25, 2007 at 3:13 pm
This blog has hit a new low. I’m out.
alby | July 25, 2007 at 3:53 pm
PLEASE, I beg of you, bring back the writer who wrote that Cisco Adler bit (the one this post links to). I miss the funny!!
Kelly | July 25, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Just when I was starting to recover from the first time you showed Cisco’s deformed low hanging nuts, you bring it back and of course I had to take one more look. MY EYES. Will the horror ever end?
Big Mama | July 25, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Now I know why in all the space movies when the male astronauts get lost and end up on a planet inhabited only by women that the women want to kill them. This guy is so disgusting, I can’t even believe it, I want to send him into space pronto. He needs to be killed, so there will never be any others like him.
Paris is also such a media whore to kiss him just to get in the press again. She must really be pissed that the media is focusing on Lindsay and Britney. Paris is just yesterdays news in yesterdays newspapers, which is only worth wrapping dead fish in.
Big Mama | July 25, 2007 at 4:08 pm
#29-
LOL
You made my day!
LL | July 25, 2007 at 4:18 pm
I’m beginning to like Victor’s penis, it really has a way with words.
I don’t need to see the testicle picture again, because it’s burned forever onto my cortex or wherever disturbing images go to wait to haunt your dreams.
Don’t even see how this Adler fellow can get anyone, male or female, gay or straight, to touch him after those pics went public. Maybe it’s a fetish thing. I mean, he’s unattractive fully clothed, but reveal the deformed genitalia, and he plumbs new depths of unattractive. Until we see pictures of Michael Jackson’s junk, and let’s hope that day never comes.
paris is like a super tall, gangly, old lady dressed goof ball | July 25, 2007 at 4:53 pm
I’m glad to see herpe girl is back to her old, skanky, slutty, partying ways. I thought she wasn’t gonna “act stupid” anymore. Kissing, TOUCHING Cisco Ads is stupid. Paris is stupid. She was just born that way, the same way she was born w a penis shape nose (figures it would be in the shape of a penis)or big foot size feet. So her trying to tell the world she wasnt gonna be stupid anymore was like saying she’s going to get a foot or nose reduction. It just can’t be done w out jepordizing the victim it is gracing.
Lux | July 25, 2007 at 5:29 pm
Cisco Adler is a fucking joke. His band Whitestarr is a fucking joke. The fact that his dad is Lou Adler and his band can’t sell more than 5,000 CDs (And I probably over-estimated that one) is a fucking joke. Their upcoming reality show is a fucking joke. The fact that he considers himself a rockstar is a fucking joke. The fact that Paris picked another loser is nothing suprising. The most attractive quality in a man to her is his douchebag status and his connection to any of her “friends”. He happens to be Kimberly Stuart’s ex.
ashla | July 25, 2007 at 7:52 pm
she actually looks decent from the waist up in these pics… of course, those are the same jeans i wore in 5th grade (minus the tight roll), so the outfit is then ruined.
maybe she’ll choke on his balls. one can only hope.
ZUG | July 25, 2007 at 10:20 pm
Se must have some kind of morbid craving for his mutant Scrote/Gnad-bags….
???????krazihottkelli??????? | July 25, 2007 at 11:51 pm
28/victorz little dick====Jimbo, lookz like
U got all the zhit today inztead of me…zorry
I waz here until 1…after that..God only knowz
who waz trolling…..