Paris Hilton is banned from attending this year’s Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. Many felt Paris’ presence last year “cheapened” the event. E! Online reports:
Munich locals complained that their annual bender was “selling out” by having celebs shill during the big swill.
But probably the key reason for banning Paris was that last year she was pimping her own brand of canned wine. For Bavarian beer snobs, canned beer is blasphemy, canned wine an abomination.
So Paris Hilton cheapens an event where people get sloppy drunk. Makes absolute perfect sense. When they’re planning the next Wife Beaters & Bourbon-Whiskey convention, Paris Hilton will probably not be allowed there either. Don’t worry they’ll have cheap, out-of-shape strippers and cock-fights, but no Paris. No way. These gentlemen have high standards and deserve a classy evening.
Liz | September 24, 2007 at 6:13 pm
No, really. Why are we still talking about her?
boooored | September 24, 2007 at 6:14 pm
because we’re talking about her silly…
tommy salami | September 24, 2007 at 6:14 pm
third bitches
stuperstar | September 24, 2007 at 6:15 pm
she looks like a dyke who got dressed in the dark
LL | September 24, 2007 at 6:21 pm
So drunken Germans think Paris is not good enough for them? The Hoff is good enough but Paris isn’t? I’m confused now, not sure whether this makes the Germans smart or stupid.
sickboy | September 24, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Awwe. Snap. First.
sickboy | September 24, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Call me crazy, but I bet her bits flap in the wind.
BarefootPregnant | September 24, 2007 at 6:30 pm
Paris doesn’t care about this snub at all. She came to the Fish and saw those pictures of preggy Nicole cavorting in the waves and damn it she wants to play in the waves with a fat tummy too. No time for Munich! It’s time for a baby!
Riotboy | September 24, 2007 at 6:31 pm
NO SKANKS ZONE!!!
/way to go Germany
//hopes America will follow soon
///3 slashes for Monday
Rob | September 24, 2007 at 6:32 pm
8th!
So what now. Paris is banned from Okfest cos she’s hotter than 98% of the German population (no, not the expats….actual Germans)
Alex | September 24, 2007 at 6:32 pm
Fish, are you actually defending celebrities? Sure as fuck sounds like it with your witty narrative. To be honest, doesn’t sound like Fish at all…
* Miss Universe | September 24, 2007 at 6:40 pm
It is their lost -
just by banning her, she gets a million dollars worth of media publicity
* Miss Universe | September 24, 2007 at 6:41 pm
It is their lost -
just by banning her, she gets a million dollars worth of media publicity
tyffi | September 24, 2007 at 6:41 pm
A) Bavarians aren’t German. Not really. They can’t even speak German! And B) last year Paris looked like a Christmas tree in her pseudo Dirndl, and that’s even worse than canned Champagne – which is really horrible, by the way!
Mystery Method | September 24, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Oktoberfest is a giant screwfest, so they were concerned about a nationwide herpes outbreak.
Mike | September 24, 2007 at 7:00 pm
I’d drink her douche water!
fishepicfails | September 24, 2007 at 7:40 pm
epic fail
cowgirl | September 24, 2007 at 7:47 pm
Hey Mike. Whats up? I had an afgan like like that “dress” once on the back of my couch.
Victor | September 24, 2007 at 7:51 pm
Is she still carrying around her extra “Depends”. She really needs to get a diaper bag that matches the dress that her grandma crocheted for her. (knitted….whatever…..) Actually, grandma did a very nice job. Paris looks almost human in that dress, but the diaper has to go.
CelebrityFed | September 24, 2007 at 8:08 pm
I dont really care one way or another…i wouldve like to see here in some leterhosen. That couldve been really hot or real bad….
wtf | September 24, 2007 at 8:29 pm
I thought she said she never wore anything twice?? She wore those same ugly shoes in a post a couple of days ago. Liar Liar Pants on Fire! (or it could be the herpes)
Frick! | September 24, 2007 at 9:09 pm
Thats a man, baby! Take away the hair extensions, makeup, expensive clothes, jewelry and you’ve got a skinny, weird looking dude.
Hecubus | September 24, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Okay, I can understand them banning Paris but I still don’t get why they banned Jerry Seinfeld, Ben Stiller, Leonard Cohen, Mel Brooks and Sarah Silverman.
Rachael | September 24, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Hey man, I love this site, but come on. Are you saying there are people lower than Paris Hilton? I wouldn’t want her in our Oktoberfest, either. I may be in Milwaukee, but we don’t need any of that! Gross. The fact that people are getting sloppy drunk is a good reason to ban her – do you want people to lower their standards so far that they get a disease? Unfair! =P
babyglyniss | September 24, 2007 at 9:58 pm
poor paris….
tommy salami | September 24, 2007 at 10:44 pm
I’m a hermaprodite, and I eat poop.
leelee | September 24, 2007 at 11:32 pm
you guys are dumb. That’s not even Paris, that’s the dude that works at Pinkberry on Vermont and 6th St.
? | September 25, 2007 at 2:18 am
Germans are smarter and better than Americans, that’s for sure.
yAwnie | September 25, 2007 at 2:58 am
HAHAHAHAshe’s looking real mannish
*** | September 25, 2007 at 3:06 am
the queen of ugly shoes!
jrzmommy | September 25, 2007 at 8:37 am
i think it’s more something to do with her fucked up eye…..the locals complained “Vonky eye is bad, ja?”
bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | September 25, 2007 at 8:41 am
Bitch put the EEEW in Ooompa pa
jrzmommy | September 25, 2007 at 8:42 am
Actually, that’s more Swedish than German……..Um
Und vonky eye ich ack nein!
toolboy | September 25, 2007 at 8:49 am
First with beer standards, first with beer goggle standards. Goooo Germany!
Zer will be no mountink of ze vonky eye dis year!
Seriously, aren’t these just pictures of the guy whining about “leaving Britney alone”? Look closely…..
Adolf | September 25, 2007 at 9:06 am
This is great, an entire city spends a month getting shit faced drunk, sick in the streets, pass out, wake up and do it all over again. This tradition is sacred, and her presence soils that. I think the Bavarians are great for doing this. Deutschland Uber Paris!
Ja vole! | September 25, 2007 at 9:43 am
“Okay, I can understand them banning Paris but I still don’t get why they banned Jerry Seinfeld, Ben Stiller, Leonard Cohen, Mel Brooks and Sarah Silverman.”
I’ll give you a hint:
“Das Juden!!!”
havoc | September 25, 2007 at 10:24 am
Those crazy Nazis……
lol
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Zing! | September 25, 2007 at 10:32 am
bitches like that make me feel sorry they got rid of the ovens. They used to burn she males too, you know.
douche bigalow | September 25, 2007 at 11:07 am
i tell you, she would for sure devalue Oktoberfest , as Oktoberfest is about having a good time and getting pissed, not looking for a camera to make sure everyone sees your perfect make up,
and canned wine? what the fuck, punch that bitch in the head.
CatsyMay | September 25, 2007 at 11:34 am
So you cheapen an event in support of Paris? That’s pretty superficial on your part. When they start doing strip teases on table tops, do suggestion pole dances with microphones that look like phallic symbols (like Paris has done in the past), then you can complain.
PC | September 25, 2007 at 1:19 pm
She’s always walking around, but where is she going?
P.S. She’s wearing those hideous shoes again that make her monstrous feet look even bigger.
IWONKY | September 25, 2007 at 1:44 pm
She covered up her wonky eye! She’s no fun anymore!
Üter Zörker | September 25, 2007 at 2:05 pm
Paris – Sheize-kopf!
free sample | September 25, 2007 at 2:34 pm
hayden is the new paris. Get lost, coatrack!
Heidi B. | October 2, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Paris Hilton was NOT BANNED from the Oktoberfest.
The officials banned ALL participants from bringing in celebs to advertise their various products. No one singled out Paris Hilton.
The tabloid press is just unbelievable, even more unbelievable are the people who believe what tabloids write.
MONIQUE | October 5, 2007 at 5:18 pm
so?
allbeautymustdie | October 17, 2007 at 3:06 pm
I can’t fathom why they wouldn’t want a bunch of drunks around Paris or a drunk Paris around a bunch of drunks. Imagine the herpes outbreak….