Paris Hilton loves looking like a boy

How is THAT flat? If she has no breasts, why do they keep popping out of her shirt every chance they get? It’s like they’re trying to escape…

Don’t they know better? There’s no escape from Paris…not for you, nor I…

OK…enough with the FIRST POST BS please!!! If you’re going to be first, than say something YDA!!!

#51 – Thanks for the interesting visual. Now I’m imagining 13 year olds with boob jobs shopping at Delias and giggling over boys.

If you re-read, you’ll see she’s saying her friends were growing boobs, not getting boob jobs. Although if there is ever a plastic surgeon who would agree to operate on a 13 year old and give her a boob job, I’m drop kicking him straight to hell.

Uhm, she’s not that flat, look at her former “better” half. Now that’s looking like a boy. Paris is just a disgusting slut. The next step after the tummy tuck is getting a boob-job, then Paris will be complete and we can make fun of her till she disappears!

So wait, she was actually talking instead of scratching her crotch? The plot thickens.

Double zing to that. She’s such a whore… gross!

Does anyone else think it’s a shame that Paris and her entire immediate family is dragging the family reputation through the dirt?

Conrad Hilton was a decent guy. He founded his own business, used his money to create one of the most lucrative humanitarian awards in the world, and–most importantly–left his asshole son out of the will and gave most of money to charity. Then the son successfully contests the will and uses the money to raise two of the biggest whores on the planet and what appears to be two retarded and latently homosexual sons. Couldn’t the kids have just taken a dump on his grave? That would have at least been more respectful.

Those goggle glasses that are so fuckin “in” right now look absolutely retarded on every single person who wears them. You couldn’t pay me to showcase that goofy windshield fad on my face.
Bet you ten bucks the tables will turn and within a year everyone will be wearing these teeny tiny spectacles on the tip of their noses. Or a monocle.

#55
You’re absolutely right. I’m slightly less disturbed now knowing that only Paris wanted a boob job when she was 13. But then that’s to be expected. Even at 13 she was looking forward to future whoredom.

I love Paris in the Springtime… I also love drowining kittens in Elmer’s glue while I listen to Kidd Kraddick and have Fran Drescher impersonators repeatedly poke me in the face with forks to see if I’m “done”.

Hey #48, you think she really has a uterus? I picture her having more of a Wendy’s drive through window in there…

I bet if an intrepid group of explorers ventured into that stretched out stink hole between her legs they’d find: Tinkerbell, a decaying monkey that started the Ebola virus, dozens of rusty tounge piercings, several watches and an entirely new life form which will come to be known as a “Snatch Weasel” which, miraculously, will be immune to every known form of STD on the planet.

Uh, Oshkosh… You’re my new hero.

Porcupine!
For those who don’t know, if she had as many coming out of her as she’s had in her – she’d look like a porcupine.

Good thing she’s got that hook-nose to keep her ugly-ass glasses from falling to reveal her wonky eye.

hey sweetcheeks, how about cum-filled-twat?

That’s interesting #59. I didn’t know about the award.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conrad_N._Hilton_Humanitarian_Prize

(I think the family gene pool may have been watered down a touch )

This is an honest-to-god new headline from msnbc.com.

“Paris considered for Mother Teresa role”.

She is being considered because of her ‘facial resemblance’ to the nun.

Mother Teresa is rolling in her grave now.

Eh, usually what she says is worthy of ridicule, but since I’m always bemoaning how my big boobs require me to have every damn shirt I buy tailored, I have to give her a pass.

On the other hand, it’s chicks like her that make all clothing designers put their shirts out in tiny sizes meant for flat-chested little boys instead of real women with real tits. So F**K her.

Eh, usually I find what she says deserving of ridicule. But since I’m always bemoaning the fact that my boobs require every shirt I buy to be tailored, I have to say I can’t blame her for being glad she’s flat-chested. In fact, I’m envious.

Then again, people like her are the reason I can’t find any shirts made to fit a real woman with real tits, so f**k her.

That sound you were is a Herpes Blister Sizzling in the hot sun.

#69 – Bet she’s spinning so fast that she could reverse the Earth’s rotation. The difference is that Ma Teresa didn’t have to pay to look like that.

I think the headline should have read a little more like this:
“Paris loves to fuck, like, a boy”

ryan seacrest??? is that you????

by the way thats nicole richie in that picture not paris

Her hair looks really shit there, and so do her glasses

I never knew that Dachau had a swimmin’ hole. Eeesh, there were concentration camp survivors that had more meat on their bones than her.

Not much of a story here. Papa made the trip worth it, though.

Paris, eat a F*****’ donut so your newly fake titties don’t weigh you down. Plus, you need the strength to hold that ever-present cell phone to your freaky ear.

#28 and 30- you took the words right out of my mouth. i recalled going to http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com and seeing that she definitely had work done. there is no doubt that she had surgery. she’s wearing the same exact dress and the latter picture she looks way more bustier in. figures she says something like this right after she gets work done… hypocrite

she makes it sound like she doesn’t have implants. she does–small ones! better than going the tori spelling route, but you’re not fooling anyone, paris.

Implants or no – I’ll bet you could grate about 3 lbs of cheese on her sternum. And then some lemon zest.

im pretty small myself, a regular B, and i LOVE it!! i never wanted implants, they would look absolutly ridiculous on my 5-foot frame!!!!
and, #s–31, baronness hit the nail on the head, 13–GREAT ONE!!!, 38– im so with on that one!!!!! i love it, all your comments rule! 18– i totally agree with you 20– i cant stop laughing!!! and 64–that was the BEST!!! so much TRUTH to that statement, M@ce!!!!!

Bras are not worn to cover the chest, but to lift them up, cause when they’re big they get saggier with age and when they’re small that sagginess shows much less. But that doesn’t mean you *can’t* wear a bra, espacially when your dress is transparent and falls off when the wind blows…that seems to be in Paris’ rule book.

Bras are not worn to cover the chest, but to lift them up, cause when they’re big they get saggier with age and when they’re small that sagginess shows much less. But that doesn’t mean you *can’t* wear a bra, espacially when your dress is transparent and falls off when the wind blows…that seems to be in Paris’ rule book.