Paris Hilton posed for photos outside of the Ed Sullivan Theater last night. She was making an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman to promote her new movie The Hottie and The Nottie. Even more surprising than her movie not going straight to video, are the fans waiting outside and presenting her with a bouquet of roses. Apparently these people are so inspired by Bigfoot they’ll brave the New York cold just to scream “Paris, we love you!” and the always popular, “Viva la genital sores!”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Was “the fan” who gave her a bouquet of roses hired by Paris or does she really have fans!?!? =\
1. Name your two U.S. Senators. I don’t know the names of Hockey players.
2. Name Britney’s two children. Coaster and Ashtray
3. Name the Secretary of the Treasury. Nicholas Cage
4. State how much Britney makes per month. $10,000 batshit crazy, look at me I’m an unfit mother, fat, attention whore dollars (roughly the same as Rosie O’Donnel)
5. How much have interest rates decreased with the last two fed moves? Paris Hilton went to prison.
6. Who is Kim Kardashian dating? A urine sample form the state pen.
7. Who is next in line to be President of the United States if President Bush and Vice President Cheney are removed from office? Adnan Ghalib
8. What mammal does Hayden P want to save? Milo Ventimiglia
9. Who are the two remaining Republican candidates for president? Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern
10. Who was the surprise 6 foot 4 penis to visit Britney as she was leaving the hospital? Oprah.
11. Where was Barack Obama born? Canada.
12. How often does Janince Dickinson shave her nuts? Every 4 hours, just like Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg.
So Ted did I win???
You scored 11 of 12 (the 6 foot 4 inch penis to visit Brit was Dr. Phil, not Oprah “I love myself and look how great I am” Winfrey). However, since you’re the only one to take the quiz, you’re the WINNER! Congratuations!
Crap almost a perfect score. “However, since you’re the only one to take the quiz, you’re the WINNER! Congratuations!” Now why do those words bring back memories my kindergarten teacher and a stolen copy of my Mom’s Cosmo.
Anyway, I thought it was Dr. Phil but, then I thought ah ha trick question, Dr.Phil does not have a penis, now what talk show host does? It’s I love myself and my big fat hairy penis… Oprah! I mean how else does she screw Gail. But, of course Opratunist is not 6’4″ (perhaps in ego height she is). So I guess it is Dr.Phil although until I see proof (hopefully never, ever, ever) I will asume that instead of a penis he has a rolled up restraining order from Britney’s fam damily.
Say what you will but Paris is a pretty girl.
…and Actually Proud American Kim Fatass is dating a “squirtgun full of a piss”, that’s a “squirtgun full of piss” (state pen piss) for those of you playing at home, by yourselves, without typing…
So half marks for #6. I didn’t write the test but, I do know the piss donor.
*cries “he’s my daddy” *sniffles snot
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
SugarMommaMatch.c it is a site for men to date sexy women or rich women date cute men.. spoil and support
them. what a f slur..
#105 pretty fucking ugly. I’ve seen hawks with smaller beaks.
Yay Mr.poon. You win! that is the correct response to baseless Paris Whore Hilton praise.
Jen you loose. Please don’ty try again.
#60 MISSYSTAR…
Hahahahahaha. I piddled my pants. Seriously.
she actually looks beautiful here…damnit…whore.
First of all – all you men that are hating in the size of Paris’ feet need to quit being so jealous that her feet are bigger than yours… that’s right – get over your “little man” complex and accept the fact that like your small feet, your dick’s tiny too. Don’t be a hater, it’s so unattractive. It’s nobody’s fault but your own that you can’t afford to go out & buy yourself a cock pump to try & get it “up to size” so you’re forced to sit your fat asses in front of the computer, eating super sized meals from McDonald’s & hating on celebs. She’s obviously doing a hell of a lot better than you are, despite your inaccurate opinions of her.
Second, for those that claim her dress is made of Polyester or some other cheap material… HELLO??? that dress probably cost more than your annual “unemployment” salary!
Last but not least – LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! Good god already! The only reason your “mental issues” aren’t blowing up the internet is because you’re… who again?? EXACTLY! Who the hell are any of you to talk about something you know nothing about??? All anyone knows is what the tabloids write, which is usually about 98% FALSE & FABRICATED! Give the girl a break & SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A WHILE!
My god she’s got some disproportionately massive feet. I never realized how huge they were until I saw these photos. I didn’t know it was possible, but I am legitimately *more* skeeved out by Paris Hilton than I was before.
@112- you’re “amazed at the unemployed boredom” and yet your post is one of the longest ones here. I’m sure Paris has an official website where you can post comments about how great she is. This isn’t it.
@55 What exactly are “huar powers”?
#114. Huar power are like whore powers except they are possessed only by the slutty Miss. Hilton. Many girls have whore powers but, only Paris Hilton has Huar powers. Basically whore powers allow you to attract men even though you are a foul nasty skank. Paris’s Huar powers are far more sinister and powerful they allow her to lure hundreds of men everyday into her bed (or behind an in an out burger, in a public restroom wherever really) even though she is a rat faced, wonky eyed, sasquatch footed, brainless, worthless, greedy, selfish, fucking egomaniac, with millions of puss filled herpie sores covering her many slut holes. Why does she have these powers and what is her ultimate goal? Paris wants to spread her mutated super disease ( a horrific combo of every STD in existence) all over planet earth, to every living thing. What the fuck for? Because she’s a giver. Actually no one knows really, she’s just the biggest slut the world has ever seen and like all villains she wants to take over the world and shit.
P.S. I refuse to spell properly or proof read when it involves Paris she’s just not worth it.
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Paris’ looking like a dead doll….lol… can someone forcefully feed her?