Paris Hilton posed for photos outside of the Ed Sullivan Theater last night. She was making an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman to promote her new movie The Hottie and The Nottie. Even more surprising than her movie not going straight to video, are the fans waiting outside and presenting her with a bouquet of roses. Apparently these people are so inspired by Bigfoot they’ll brave the New York cold just to scream “Paris, we love you!” and the always popular, “Viva la genital sores!”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
Whoa! I’m awake now! YELLOW almost makes her look innocent and like she hasn’t banged everything with a penis from West to East coast!
love the pic video cam doofus is holding in pic #3. if he’s looking for somebody to autograph that pic, he’s in the wrong line.
That left eye just keeps gettin wonkier. Soon it will wander off and sign a deal for its own show.
Yes!
Paris is the modern day equivalent to a Mother Theresa.
I always thought Mother-T was overrated though. And a complete cunt with an ugly nose.
Go ahead, repeat your tired rips. If only she had a comeback, like, say, here are some pictures taken during promotion of MY NEW MOVIE. Kills you, doesn’t it? And after this, even if it flops, she’ll get another chance. But enough of that – isn’t it time for you to go back to checking a spreadsheet or something?
That left eye just keeps gettin wonkier. Soon it will wander off and sign a deal for its own show.
that dress was so pretty, till the zipper! ugh!
It’s a wonderful day in the wonkihood, a wonderful day…would you be my, could you be my, wonky.
athena, “comeback”? you have to actually have been somewhere to comeback. homemade porno doesn’t make you a movie star.
is that dress inside out?
They gave her roses to cover up the whore stench!
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Never mind, her eye already co-starred (uncredited) with Alba in her new flick.
Why.. WHY does she wear mascara on the bottom lashes? OR could they be fake?
I know! Its to distract you from the wonky eye. *snaps finger*
HA! I’m on to you Paris, can’t pull one over on me!
Better be careful that the scientologists don’t start worshipping her mammoth, planetary earrings!
In any case, viva laS genital sores, you missed an ‘s’, it’s plural. If you have not even a basic notion of Spanish you shouldn’t attempt to write on it or to make ‘jokes’ on it, especially on a public website, if you do it, do it right.
Besides, I don’t think she has any genital sores or STD’s at all. Jessica Alba does have them for real though, herpes, sores and warted rash on her disgusting sntach. I never saw you making jokes about her having STD’s, when she actually does for real, however you don’t stop making jokes (that get BORING and are not funny) about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears allegedly having STD’s and herpes when they actually don’t.
In any case, viva laS genital sores, you missed an ‘s’, it’s plural. If you have not even a basic notion of Spanish you shouldn’t attempt to write on it or to make ‘jokes’ on it, especially on a public website, if you do it, do it right.
Besides, I don’t think she has any genital sores or STD’s at all. Jessica Alba does have them for real though, herpes, sores and warted rash on her disgusting snatch. I never saw you making jokes about her having STD’s, when she actually does for real, however you don’t stop making jokes (that get BORING and are not funny) about Paris Hilton and Britney Spears allegedly having STD’s and herpes when they actually don’t.
I have to admit it, she’s definitely bonable.
Looking more like big bird every day/
you don’t think paris has genital sores? xrist what planet are you from? have you forgotten the photocopied prescription for valtrex recovered from her storage locker? go back to teaching spanish.
Paris Hilton should get an endorsement deal with VALTREX. We would see her coming off a tennis court saying “My herpes, my life is under control, thanks Valtrex. You are keeping the flare-ups low.” And then we hear all the disclaimers as to why taking Valtrex may result in disease or death.
That’s s-n-a-t-c-h, not s-n-t-a-c-h. If you don’t have the basic notion of English you shouldn’t attempt to write it, senior.
Hey. How did the fifth grade girl get pregnant? Her teacher wanted her to do an “essay” over the summer!
Anyone know the story behind the wonky eye?
Did some guy blow a load in her eye, it crusted up, she tried to open the lid & sprained the lid so badly it hasn’t recovered?
At least we know part 1 (and probably 2) of that scenario has been played out time & time again on that hideous face.
Why does this SLUT keep getting press like Britney WHORE spears? Nobody cares about this fucking tramp!
Seriously–Did I mention that her earrings are bigger than her boobs?
$50 bucks says someone was payed to give her the flowers.
The only thing good about that dress is that it is long enough to cover up her dick-knee.
#10. I think you are right, the dress is inside out. Look at the waist, you can see the inside seam. And also the hem you can see it too very clearly and you shouldn’t be able to. lol
Fish–the title should read: “Paris Hilton HAD by all”! LOL
@9 – it does SO make me a movie star!
Those hideous platform style pumps she’s always wearing make her size 11 feet look even more ginormous.
She’s so resilient! I really admire that about her. Bad reviews, jail, humiliated by Letterman, fiery sores – doesn’t matter, she just bounces back. You worthless cunts would have cracked after 1/100th of that. Just look at any story here about a celeb being fat or mentally ill – all the whiners come out in full force to support somebody who can’t cut it. Pathetic.
Maybe they thought she just won the Kentucky Derby.
That first photo makes her look like she Down with the Syndrome.
We all love Paris, don’t we??
“Roses are red.Skies are blue.I want a penis big and fat.” I can almost hear her thoughts.Obviously Paris has her poetic moments as well sometimes.
Almost presentable in that dress. If you didn’t knw better, you would take her home.
Rachel, you obviously have a rutabaga for a brain. Get AIDS already.
#25-I don’t know if you noticed, but EVERYTHING is just as big or bigger than her boobs. What a whore. I feel like I should shower just from seeing her picture. Ick.
Why does this skank always stand with her feet pointing inwards??? Is it the body’s natural reaction to her always having them spread APART???
Whenever I see Paris, I envision her with a cock in her mouth! But. . . . she probably has one in her mouth whenever someone else sees her too!
#33 HaHaHa, your comments always crack me up!
God is she wearing the QE2 and a replica on each gigantic foot??
She’s wearing an interesting dress.Looks like a mixture between a greek robe and a straitjacket.
she looks like big bird
#32 Rachel is a cunt for sure but her last point is valid. This place is supposed to be nice and cold-hearted, but whenever the topic turns to people who are fat or depressed, wow. Whine whine whine whine. Can’t be like that if you want to be successful in life. Harsh but true.
Intellect is the enemy of glamor. I must be really smart. i will eat her spleen and wear it.
Ketchup & eggs
@ 38 didn’t you mean Paris? Or do you have a “rutabaga for a brain”?
I almost forgot her earhanger.It’s very nice put.It’s classy yet people are wondering if it’s a christmas ornament or a giant pearl.What makes it playful and modest with a wink .That all together makes it modern classy.
If you mean loved as in spooged in, fucked in every hole and used like the cheap worthless whore she is by EVERY man she comes in contact with then yes she has been very ,very “loved”. If you mean that people like her than no that is FALSE because the trolls and clowns that are her “fans” are not people, they are sub human specimens equivalent to filthy maggots.
And Rachel your comments only tell us how little strength you have and how little you could handle. Again I must say it to another idiot, this is the worldwide web where people of all walks of life come to look at porn and do other unimportant shit so for all you know there could be cancer and war survivors and orphans trashing Paris on this site, you have NO idea what any of us have overcome. I for instance have overcome dealing with morons like you without becoming a prejudicial asshole who hates all girls called Rachel. Proof? I like Rachel McAdams, she’s purdy. Now only a portion of the commenters here are actually whiners (perhaps you have some trouble reading) because a fuckload of them are the good old celeb hating trash talkers that make this site worth while, unlike you.