Paris Hilton losing her mind to Firecrotch
Paris Hilton is apparently losing her mind. She arrived alone at Les Deux a week ago Friday and met up with her sister Nicky, but as she was leaving she started chanting “Firecrotch” to herself. A source says:
“But as Paris was about to leave, she started saying ‘firecrotch’ to herself – but loudly – so everyone around her could hear. And she wasn’t saying it to anybody – she was all by herself. She was practically chanting it!”
To be fair, randomly chanting your archenemy’s nickname to yourself isn’t weird at all. And neither is secretly photographing them and cutting out their eyes. Or gluing the eyeless photos to dolls and putting on a private puppet show for yourself. No, if that were weird I’d probably have a pretty serious problem on my hands.