Paris Hilton has been dropped with about 50 other people from SpoofCard phone services after it was discovered the mailboxes of Lindsay Lohan and other celebrities had been hacked. SpoofCard provides a fake caller ID number and voicemail services for celebrities or anybody else that wants some extra privacy.
When questioned about it by TMZ.com, SpoofCard attorney Mark Del Bianco stated that “Paris was entering unauthorized mailboxes,” but when it came to Lohan, “a number of the 50 persons [whose service was canceled] were making unauthorized entrances to Miss Lohan’s voicemail.”
They don’t actually accuse Paris Hilton of hacking Lindsay Lohan’s mailbox specifically, they just purposely mention that Paris was dropped and Lindsay was hacked, letting you the detective put two and two together. Although accusing Paris Hilton of hacking into electronic accounts is like accusing a monkey of composing the works of Mozart. Except that Paris is slightly less qualified.
Bandit | August 24, 2006 at 10:08 am
Pants! I don’t believe she has the IQ to hack anything
blowdart | August 24, 2006 at 10:12 am
Wouldn’t need IQ if the phone service is stupid enough to use caller ID as the only requirement for letting someone in. Like most cell services …
dupababy | August 24, 2006 at 10:13 am
while i can understand how “box” and “paris” can be a distinct connectable association.. were i the stingy boss of spoofcard i’d be slamming a two by four with a nail in it across the head of the techie who’d design a product hackable by someone of paris’ limited mental capacity.. her fake caller id probably comes up “skanktastical”.. or shows a pic of her crotch.. ewwww…
CelebSlam.com | August 24, 2006 at 10:15 am
Is it possible to digitally transfer herpes? just wondering…
http://www.celebslam.com
gigi33 | August 24, 2006 at 10:15 am
If she really did do this, what is her deal. I mean this kind of shit is Middle School crap. She is either bored or jealous of Lindsey. Paris needs to grow up, move on and get a life! Geees!!
StomachPunch | August 24, 2006 at 10:16 am
Paris Hilton hacks a phone? pssh….the only thing she can hack is being a whore…more whore behavior at http://www.dirtyrottenwhore.com
lohanjob | August 24, 2006 at 10:17 am
I think the monkey has a better chance…
RichPort | August 24, 2006 at 10:18 am
If this was 10 years ago, the headline would have read: Paris Hilton Loses Virginity For Being Slut.
Jacq | August 24, 2006 at 10:18 am
All that money and fame and when it comes down to it, she’s nothing more than a catty, petty bitch with too much time on her hands.
When Lohan sues, I wonder if the paperwork will look: “Ms. Lindsay Lohan going forward will be referred to as Firecrotch.”
Jacq | August 24, 2006 at 10:19 am
Obviously Paris has been “hacked” once or twice – the whole free world has seen her gash.
BLucky | August 24, 2006 at 10:26 am
Paris is a terrorist!
ImSuicidal | August 24, 2006 at 10:27 am
Shit!! There goes my hacking weekend.
chortle | August 24, 2006 at 10:30 am
Does Paris look different? Skin Peel maybe? But her face looks wider or something…….
looks older now. So now when she calls me I guess her name and number will display and I won’t answer…………
flashback | August 24, 2006 at 10:33 am
I’m not surprised. Paris Hilton’s free of responsibility & has been unfairly rich all her life, so she’s about as mature as a chocolate shake from Mc Donalds. Life’s all about being stupid for her, I guess.
http://www.foxyones.net/
thr3eLibras | August 24, 2006 at 10:33 am
TO THE EDITOR:
on behalf of the intelligent people of the earth, i have to implore you to stop posting articles about Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan. Don’t you realise that if you stop feeding the fire- they have no other choice but to crawl back into thier mole hole (which as i understand it is hidden deep inside Bea Arthur’s cootch where no man dare go), and we will finally be free.
Look, am i the only person who is absolutely sick of having to be subjected to these talentless skanks everywhere i turn?
Dear, sweet editors- PLEASE- heed the words of your wise momma’s….
If you ignore them, then they will go away.
A little part of me dies knowing that i am posting under that talentless rube’s photo… but heres the thing…
You figure that there are at least 50 people visiting this site who apparently feel the same as us (see above) and im sure we arent alone- we just arent organized…
If we all express our distain, and back it with action (ie, not visiting these sites…or even better, writing to their advertisers) eventually one by one the media machine that created these women will have to bury them as well.
So folks do a little something for yourself and for the poor generation of little kids who have only these itomitons to look up to. Instead of knocking Paris for having hepres and being a no talent whore… when you post- demand the removal of her from your site (note- if the advertisers are gearing things to you the reader, and the editiors are trying to keep you around- it is YOUR site). Before long the idea will catch on who knows, maybe one day we can even get OUR old MTV back too.
jrzmommy | August 24, 2006 at 10:34 am
What is it with this bimbo and her tacky accessories? this gigantic heart ring, the red earrings in the other post today–she’s got money but yet she gets all of her accessories from Claire’s in the mall.
flashback | August 24, 2006 at 10:36 am
the whole point of this site is to make fun of celebrities
deciding not to write about a specific topic because it may influence something negative, like paris hilton, will totally make the site gay
you either go all the way, or not go at all
bogdana | August 24, 2006 at 10:39 am
I can’t imagine finding anything remotely interesting on lohan’s phone. all her contacts are the same as anyone else’s in hollywood, and all of her text messages are probably along the lines of “omG i Sooo durnk ahasdkjhdkjkf Paires suxors!”
Edna Bambrick | August 24, 2006 at 10:52 am
When I read the disgusting posts on this website, I cry. I cry for humanity, I cry for Jesus and all the unborn children, mostly I cry for you. God Bless America.
Jacq | August 24, 2006 at 11:05 am
#19 – You have been reported for being a crying namby-pamby. REPORTED!
Jacq | August 24, 2006 at 11:07 am
Edna, let’s clean-up the goddamn, fucking internet. One dirty motherfucking site at a time. We’re going to get this shit lookin’ good. I’ll even let you stay here because we love assholes.
lance1575 | August 24, 2006 at 11:14 am
#19-let’s cut out the dramatics! I go to church and love Jesus, but this isn’t a site to be religious on. If anything, this site makes me thank God that I was born to a family that taught me to keep myself covered, not to hack people’s phones, and to be intelligent.
Making fun of celebs is awesome!
jrzmommy | August 24, 2006 at 11:16 am
I’m surprised Superfish hasn’t reported on Paris auctioning off her bed for $1,200.
Edna: Jesus hates assholes. And Jesus hates criers. So stop it! There’s no crying in religious fanaticism! Stop it! Stiff upper lip.
ImSuicidal | August 24, 2006 at 11:17 am
@17- I totally agree with you except on one thing.
You said’ “will totally make the site gay”
It should be worded, “will totally make the site gayer”
This site is already gay (and superficial)
*** Lets Go METS ***
dmarie | August 24, 2006 at 11:20 am
This article is about as interesting as a cardboard box.
now where the hell is that bubble wrap?
IFuckingHateYou | August 24, 2006 at 11:25 am
I “accidentally” hacked Hohan’s voice box last month and there was only one saved message:
Par, uh, I mean Lindsey, it’s me, Fez. Just wanted to let you know that I had a fantastic time fucking you last night. Just wanted to call because there’s a rumor that Paris has super-herpes, and I banged her the night before you. You might want to get that checked out before someone starts calling you Fire-crotch or something stoopid like that. Peace out Ho.
IFuckingHateYou | August 24, 2006 at 11:26 am
Jacq,
How have those sugar-tits been lately?
confiscate_me | August 24, 2006 at 11:28 am
“…oh yeah, I stuck all four fingers as well and then started to spread my fingers out like this…” (reference gesture in photo)
Skip Smith | August 24, 2006 at 11:28 am
@25, yup, as interesting as a cardboard box. With a unicorn in it! I love Paris Hilton!
saltpeanuts | August 24, 2006 at 11:39 am
I so want to bang her. With a hammer.
BarbadoSlim | August 24, 2006 at 12:18 pm
Sorry but, I just can’t picure Paris hacking ANYTHING that’s not spooge lodged in her fetid, cocksucking throat.
Jacq | August 24, 2006 at 12:41 pm
#27 – High and firm – just like you like ‘em! Oh, and ENORMOUS!
nc72 | August 24, 2006 at 12:45 pm
C’mon which company would just outright publize all this “news”. Great marketing stunt!
http://www.exposay.com/paris-hilton/1/c/1751/
RichPort | August 24, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Oh shit! It looks like she’s screaming “WEEEEESSTSSSSIIIIDEEE!!!!!”. Maybe she just saw a Black person.
Spindoc | August 24, 2006 at 1:08 pm
I have NO idea whos side to take in this fight.
You have
1. Paris Hilton, a talantless waste of space who inherited her D-List actress mothers low class slutty attitude and inability to behave properly no matter WHAT the situation.
or you have
2. Lindsay Lohan, a used up cokehead Skank who is being forced to live out her mother, the failed rockette’s dream of fame and stardom, all the while increasing the incidence of Syphilis wherever she appears.
How the hell can I choose between those?!?!?
DirtyJeans | August 24, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Paris may not have the intelligence to hack but she has the money to pay someone to hack for her or show her shortcuts.
Another possibility is that she may just know Lohan’s 4 digit voicemail password. Or she keeps figuring it out.
Doesn’t take much. All you do is call Lohan, get her voicemail, press # and the 4 digit password and you’re in. Private access to do all the regular things you would do with your own voicemail.
DirtyJeans | August 24, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Oh and BTW…
Paris saying: “West Edmonton Mall!!!!!” \m/
jrzmommy | August 24, 2006 at 1:20 pm
If I had to choose a side, I’d have to choose the side of an extremely powerful venereal disease to overcome both of them.
MyWellRehearsedMistake | August 24, 2006 at 1:29 pm
36. Blohan probably told her the number when they were ‘friends’ and is probably too dumb to know how to change it. Or maybe Hohan is so desperate for people to care about her she shouts her access code to random people in public. Who knows.
Maybe it’s the message when you call her “Hi, this is Lindsay, please, please leave me a message, even if you called me by accident, oh and to access my voicemail dial 666 and hear all the other famous people leaving me messages” followed of course by Hohan calling herself doing bad impersonations of other people.
Elikapeka | August 24, 2006 at 1:32 pm
Do you think maybe we can stop talking about Paris Hilton because she’s the world’s biggest waste of a good placenta? Yes? Good.
Skip Smith | August 24, 2006 at 3:07 pm
First!
Elikapeka | August 24, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Very nice Skip. Very nice.
Dory | August 24, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Gotta ask the question since I’m new on here… this edna person. Who the hell does edna “Report” people too? Is Edna for real
? Does Edna really think that everyone here cares about what some diehard christian thinks? And will she report me for saying I think that religion is a load of BS made up by humans when they realised their own mortality or saw things they couldn’t explain (Fire ect). It sounds way to out there to be real, and just for the record, I actually thought this thread was pretty damn clean up to where she commented.
jane's eyre | August 24, 2006 at 4:56 pm
I don’t know if anyone’s said this yet, so pardon me if I repeat, but…
That’s probably got to be the only instance of “unauthorized access” to Lindsay’s “box”.
jane's eyre | August 24, 2006 at 4:58 pm
Well hello, Edna.
alaskanchicsickle | August 24, 2006 at 7:42 pm
@19 Hey Edna, we’re all pretty much fucked…including your pastor. God, he’s hung like a horse. Didn’t you hear me choking on his schlong during the sermon last Sunday??
AmberDextrose | August 25, 2006 at 1:43 am
Amen Edna. Jesus loves the Superficial, I see signs of stigmata all over the site. And burning bushes.
This couldn’t be a publicity stunt: “Look! We’ve got a really great system that can be hacked into by howler monkeys with no opposable thumbs and rheumy eyes! Sign up here… if you can write your own name.”
lola_bankins | August 25, 2006 at 8:07 am
how old is paris? 24 or 25? and she is messing with a 20 year old lindsey lohan. she must be bored to be so pathetic. i mean we can all hate lindsey lohan in unison but i don’t want to actively take time to buy a caller id blocker and leave a ton o’ messages. i guess it’s just me.
jrzmommy | August 25, 2006 at 10:58 am
47–tee hee you said burning bushes. is that like firecrotches?
LoLax3 | August 27, 2006 at 11:22 am
HAHA= freak