Paris Hilton’s publicist Elliot Mintz has announced he’ll no longer be representing Paris. Last Friday Paris claimed in court it was Mintz who told her she was allowed to drive even though she had a suspended license. The judge didn’t believe her and sentenced her to jail anyways. Elliot issued a statement saying:
“The day after the hearing, I sent an e-mail expressing my sadness over the ruling of the judge and the irrational sentence he imposed. In that e-mail I also offered my sincerest apology for any misunderstanding she received from me regarding the terms of her probation. To the extent that I have miscommunicated information I received from her attorneys……I am deeply and profoundly sorry. I told her that I assume personal responsibility for my part in this matter. I believe when stated in court that she believed it was o.k. for her to drive under certain circumstances she was being absolutely truthful. Due to this misunderstanding, I am no longer representing Paris. For the record, I have nothing but love and respect for Paris and her family. Paris is a wonderful person and does not deserve the punishment that was handed down by the court. I only wish her my best.”
This is a smart move on Elliot’s part. Anything he does now should be easy compared to dealing with Paris Hilton. His job could be to figure out a way to travel back in time and punch George Washington in the face and it would still be easier than trying to make Paris Hilton look good. He probably would’ve had an easier time representing Hitler.
And because she’s so completely empty, Paris Hilton went shopping the day after she found out she’d be serving jail time. And it wouldn’t be Paris without her dress blowing up and everybody seeing her panties.
Surria | May 7, 2007 at 6:42 am
First?
Surria | May 7, 2007 at 6:44 am
Good for Mintz. And good on the judge! Maybe she’ll end up Bertha’s bitch.
Thatshot | May 7, 2007 at 6:44 am
White means she’s innocent?
yojay | May 7, 2007 at 6:51 am
There are more paparazzi than pedestrians. How do the talented performers in our society deal with that?
And on the flip side, how does Paris handle it? It looks so overwhelming. Maybe she should take 45 days off somewhere where she can escape the prying eyes…
Chemicakitty | May 7, 2007 at 6:54 am
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… cry and the whole world still laughs at you, Paris!
Fifth Stooge | May 7, 2007 at 6:55 am
Tick Tock, Tick Tock…
Paris is slowly falling by the wayside.
boomponit | May 7, 2007 at 6:57 am
ummmmmmm. i think we may have celebrated too early people. it seems like her lawyers are looking for grounds for an appeal. But ignornance of the law is no excuse, right? RIGHT!!!!??????
saradevil | May 7, 2007 at 6:58 am
The “my publicist made me do it defense” has never been very successful. She should have tried for an OJ “it was not my van” approach.
Fifth Stooge | May 7, 2007 at 6:58 am
She had representation?
FOR WHAT?
Negatrice | May 7, 2007 at 7:03 am
I wonder how much Mintz got paid to say that…
Carlos Alves | May 7, 2007 at 7:11 am
“Paris is a wonderful person (…)”
Oh sure! Anyone who is found guilty by the law system tend to be wonderful human beings.
Maybe she went shopping in the hopes of buying anyone who still believes in any thing that comes out of her mouth.
Next time she’ll say some aliens abducted her and left her to die in some crop field, then she had to drive a car to the nearest mall because the mean aliens took her Chanel bag.
Sheva | May 7, 2007 at 7:15 am
It won’t be long now before the head glued to phone look is replaced with mouth attached to dyke bitch snatch.
DrPhowstus | May 7, 2007 at 7:17 am
White? The bitch wore white? Why not complete the fucking lie with a “I’m waiting until marriage” t shirt, or a “Humility Rules” button? How about “I don’t fuck on the first date”?
bungoone | May 7, 2007 at 7:18 am
The fact that she’s trying to blame him shows that she feels she shouldn’t be held accountable for her actions. How old are you Paris & you are still acting like a child? dumbass.
Nando | May 7, 2007 at 7:18 am
she looks hot!!!
Jimbo ? | May 7, 2007 at 7:20 am
This has been the best weekend ever!!! All that has been on the news this weekend is poor poor Paris. How will Paris handle jail? Will Paris really serve time? WAH WAH WAH!!!! This is almost better than the 3-some I had
Binky | May 7, 2007 at 7:21 am
Mintz ?
I’ve always preferred Tic-Tacs or Mentos
chaunceygardner | May 7, 2007 at 7:24 am
God, I love celebrity strife. I feel like a just rolled fifty-thousand strikes in a row down at the Aloma Bowl.
bungoone | May 7, 2007 at 7:26 am
and since when do you need a team of lawyers to tell you that you can or can’t drive with a suspended licence? if you understand the vocabulary like any 3rd grader, you would know NOT to drive.
chaunceygardner | May 7, 2007 at 7:26 am
Oh, and I’d give anything to be in the cell when Paris eats her first cockroach.
mrs.t | May 7, 2007 at 7:29 am
#7-I am pretty sure that she pleaded guilty to the original offense (think someone here posted this on Friday), therefore appeals are not an option. Can I get an amen?
BigJim | May 7, 2007 at 7:31 am
I hope she gets sent to one of those “Midnight Express” type of jails.
murmurzz | May 7, 2007 at 7:32 am
She looks so sad. Aww. Paris sad = me happy happy joy joy!
Jimbo ? | May 7, 2007 at 7:32 am
Hey Mrs T – AMEN!!!
Morticia | May 7, 2007 at 7:33 am
I’m pretty sure it was no contest. I don’t know if they count that as the same thing but they might.
FRIST!!! | May 7, 2007 at 7:33 am
She’s bought herself a cute little pink journal. Now if she learns to write, she can journal her prison memoirs.
jrzmommy♠ | May 7, 2007 at 7:33 am
I’d give her an extra 45 days for being stupid. And that fucking wonky-assed eye is worth at LEAST 2-5.
mrs.t | May 7, 2007 at 7:36 am
Well good morning, Jimbo! *in Mrs. C voice
Jimbo ? | May 7, 2007 at 7:36 am
One more thing. It was windy here all weekend. What does the dump bitch wear out into public with 100′s of media geeks following her around? A light dress that blows up every time she sneezes. There are at least 3 panty shoots of her here and who now how many more are out there of her ass and snatch
Jimbo ? | May 7, 2007 at 7:36 am
Good morning Mrs T and I am still perving over you:)
miss_blasphemy | May 7, 2007 at 7:38 am
I hope she doesn’t get an appeal… I mean yeah, there’s loads of criminals on the streets that should be in jail over her… she didn’t hurt anyone- just her pride.
But how come Nicole Richie isn’t going to jail either? The Simple Life- live from prison!!!
mrs.t | May 7, 2007 at 7:39 am
HA!
Jimbo-have you always lived in California? Have you ever written edited a book?
mrs.t | May 7, 2007 at 7:39 am
HA!
Jimbo-have you always lived in California? Have you ever written/ edited a book?
mrs.t | May 7, 2007 at 7:40 am
fucking Typekey
Jimbo ? | May 7, 2007 at 7:42 am
Yes I have always been here and no I have never written or edited a book. I can hardly spell my name
Jimbo ? | May 7, 2007 at 7:43 am
Thats hot Mrs T, You used the F word
NicotineEyePatch | May 7, 2007 at 7:46 am
What’s shitty is that he probably quit because she blamed him and he’s probably pissed, but he’s such a fucking sycophant that he still lies to the media about her being so great and apologizing for ‘his role’ in her stupidity. They should give him 45 days just for hanging out with her.
mrs.t | May 7, 2007 at 7:48 am
I know, I’m feeling so risque this morning.
Have a lovely day. I promised to take my kids to the bike trail, and lost the key to my bike lock…off to the locksmith.
Josh_Lavarn | May 7, 2007 at 7:59 am
Surprised that cum dumpster even bothers trying to cover her crab-ridden panties, considering the whole galaxy has seen her disgusting snatch already.
Friggen parrot beak whore that walks around like she has MS.
krazihottkelli | May 7, 2007 at 7:59 am
Watch when Paris getz out of jail
The first thing you’ll notice is
that her body will be full of tatooz
after all==what else will she be able
to shop for in there?
you guyz forgot something else that
will be funny to watch
and that is===her mom, dad, and sis
going for jail visitz
Poor Pariz==now u have to eat shit
like the rest of the hoodlumz
This is too good to be true..
someone needz to give that judge
A BLOWJOB…
YouRang | May 7, 2007 at 8:01 am
Maybe someone will tattoo a swastika on her forehead. Maybe someone will tattoo the words “I’m a no talent ass clown” that looks like a handle bar mustache in its appropriate place. Now that’s hot.
daylin | May 7, 2007 at 8:09 am
I’m wondering if since prisoners arnt allowed camera’s, if they will follow her around in the yard with pencil and paper trying to draw her, to make her feel like she still has paparazzi, only it shall be called prisonrazzi!
THEN IN SPIRIT OF JAIL, SOMEONE STABS HER!
krazihottkelli | May 7, 2007 at 8:10 am
I think I saw DrPlowShit somewhere on these commentz..
yea,,you should give that judge of Pariz, a B.J.
Maybe u can plowshit him real good while your at it….ahahahahahahahahaheehehehe!hoo!
ck | May 7, 2007 at 8:17 am
Elliot Mintz was payed off. He has been lying for Paris for too long, and her family used him in court to claim she didn’t know about the rules because he didn’t inform her. Next he’s fired because the family is ‘supposed’ to be mad at him. AKA payed off.
‘Paris fatigue’ is in full effect. Keep your dress down, bimbo. Don’t walk around shopping the next day. This is a serious matter.
ck | May 7, 2007 at 8:20 am
Seriously was a minion this guy has to be. A total puppet. Who lives their life that way?
TexasTranny | May 7, 2007 at 8:24 am
Alright, pretty panties. When Mae West went to jail the warden allowed her to bring her own “silk” panties to jail and not wear the standard “cotton” panties that are issued to female inmates. I wonder if he got dibs on them from the laundry room. Do you think they will allow Paris to bring her own panties?
sportsdvl | May 7, 2007 at 8:28 am
Isn’t the real shocker that she wore panties?
TexasTranny | May 7, 2007 at 8:29 am
Are those pink panties? My favorite color for panties.
Jimbo ? | May 7, 2007 at 8:31 am
Texas Tranny – I bet you would like to get a hold of a pair of Paris’s panties?
jaffo | May 7, 2007 at 8:33 am
Since driving with a suspended license is a general intent crime, ignorance of the law is not going to save her. And since when did Paris start wearing panties?!