Paris Hilton loses Elliot Mintz, flashes her panties
Paris Hilton’s publicist Elliot Mintz has announced he’ll no longer be representing Paris. Last Friday Paris claimed in court it was Mintz who told her she was allowed to drive even though she had a suspended license. The judge didn’t believe her and sentenced her to jail anyways. Elliot issued a statement saying:
“The day after the hearing, I sent an e-mail expressing my sadness over the ruling of the judge and the irrational sentence he imposed. In that e-mail I also offered my sincerest apology for any misunderstanding she received from me regarding the terms of her probation. To the extent that I have miscommunicated information I received from her attorneys……I am deeply and profoundly sorry. I told her that I assume personal responsibility for my part in this matter. I believe when stated in court that she believed it was o.k. for her to drive under certain circumstances she was being absolutely truthful. Due to this misunderstanding, I am no longer representing Paris. For the record, I have nothing but love and respect for Paris and her family. Paris is a wonderful person and does not deserve the punishment that was handed down by the court. I only wish her my best.”
This is a smart move on Elliot’s part. Anything he does now should be easy compared to dealing with Paris Hilton. His job could be to figure out a way to travel back in time and punch George Washington in the face and it would still be easier than trying to make Paris Hilton look good. He probably would’ve had an easier time representing Hitler.
And because she’s so completely empty, Paris Hilton went shopping the day after she found out she’d be serving jail time. And it wouldn’t be Paris without her dress blowing up and everybody seeing her panties.