Paris Hilton loses $60 million

July 30th, 2007 // 79 Comments
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Paris Hilton’s billionaire grandfather, Barron Hilton, has reportedly cut Paris out of his inheritance because he’s so ashamed of her behavior. Paris’ share would’ve been about $60 million, but Barron says her 23-day jail sentence was “the last straw.” A Hilton biographer says:

“He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris. He now doesn’t want to leave unearned wealth to his family.”

I guess this is good news, but it’s not like Paris Hilton is going to be broke after this. She’s still Paris Hilton, not some random vagrant off the street. Although it is pretty sweet that her own grandfather cut her out of his will. The only way he could get any cooler in my mind is if he’s also a robot and wears sunglasses.

UPDATE: TMZ claims the story is bullshit and that Paris stands to inherit about $30 million. So I guess this Barron character isn’t as awesome as I originally thought. Way to suck, old man.

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Comments (79)

  1. cate | July 30, 2007 at 5:54 pm

    Good for him!!

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  2. b-rollin | July 30, 2007 at 5:56 pm

    this guy deserves a medal of honor.

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  3. LOLOMGS | July 30, 2007 at 5:59 pm

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. free sample | July 30, 2007 at 5:59 pm

    Now she and Brandon can be broke together!

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  5. wedgeone | July 30, 2007 at 5:59 pm

    ‘Bout time Fish. JRZ reported this shit 4 hours ago. And Barron would NOT be cooler if he wore sunglasses the size of the ones that Paris wears.

    Hey Grandpa Barron – do us all a favor before you kick the bucket and prepay for Paris to get that wonky eye fixed. That should be a suitable inheritance.

    You know that Paris will just crawl up Nicky Hilton’s ass & sponge off her sister’s $$$. Because that’s how Paris rolls.

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  6. no fool | July 30, 2007 at 6:02 pm

    Fake story. The grandfather is the one who leveraged the L.A. sherriff to release her, and he threw a big party for her at his mansion when she got out. The Hiltons think they’re above the law. I’m sure he feels bad for her, and that she was prosecuted unjustly because of her name. Cmon people, this story is obvious bs, don’t fall for it.

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  7. Ken Gordon | July 30, 2007 at 6:04 pm

    Bullshit

    Granpappy dont care. Paris IS getting the money.
    Check your sources

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  8. amy | July 30, 2007 at 6:10 pm

    I want to steal her puppy..its so cute. you know shes not going to take care of it and play with it, its only an accessory for her :(

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  9. adeliza | July 30, 2007 at 6:12 pm

    What took him so long?

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  10. LF | July 30, 2007 at 6:18 pm

    I really hope this story is true. She doesn’t deserve money that she didn’t earn, and has only wasted on her drug and alcohol habit. She’s shaming not only the Hilton name, but the whole of the human race. De-evolution anyone? I think it’s more apparent in our celebrity population than is documented.

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  11. Bite Me! | July 30, 2007 at 6:20 pm

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Laugh my ASS OFF!! It could not have happend to a nice person. I hope that cock tasted good.

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  12. Z | July 30, 2007 at 6:21 pm

    What a legend.

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  13. 13 | July 30, 2007 at 6:22 pm

    13th!

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  14. Fromme_The_Wop | July 30, 2007 at 6:28 pm

    I guess there is one dick she forgot to suck. Old Man Hilton.

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  15. fuenkas | July 30, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    I dont believe it

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  16. Violet Sin | July 30, 2007 at 6:35 pm

    #8- I’m in total agreement.

    What the hell ever happens to all the different animals she always seems to be walking around with?

    Didn’t she have a freaking wombat or something else as ridiculous as that at one point? It went nuts in a store and attacked her…?

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  17. glute | July 30, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    woo hoo!

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  18. Violet Sin | July 30, 2007 at 6:40 pm

    Never mind, it was a monkey.

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  19. tranny flat ass paris | July 30, 2007 at 6:42 pm

    She better not be drivin. Whats up with this tranny, beas?! She just gets uglier and uglier with each day. WTF?!!! I can’t wait to see what weird anomoly she turns into in 5 or 10 years. My money says she’ll be even whackier, fatter and uglier than that Shitney stain over there. This dis-inherietence if true, (not) means nothing to that Herpe carrier, she has no idea how to add or substract Anyway. Where did superfish get this story? I’m gonna google it and see if it’s true.

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  20. Abbi | July 30, 2007 at 6:53 pm

    Mother Hilton must be furious her husband and all her kids are no longer to inherit – she keeps posting on various gossip websites the story is a fake to save face…. this particular branch of the family has always been the laughing stock of LA but even more so now because everyone knows what a gold digger Kathy Hilton is…..

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  21. Chauncey Gardner | July 30, 2007 at 6:56 pm

    You could totally fit that rat-dog in the void inside her head. In fact, there might already be one in there, steering her around like the little alien dude from MEN IN BLACK.

    And, if grandpappy was so upset about Paris shitting on the family name, he’d have intervened a long time ago. You can’t tell me a family with THAT much money couldn’t make Paris disappear from headlines. If anything, she’s keeping the name of a stodgy, ancient hotel empire alive in the minds of millions. She’s synonymous with disposable wealth. She’s basically what most people want to be – ungodly rich, and not required to put in a day’s work to earn any of it.

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  22. polypam | July 30, 2007 at 7:08 pm

    Whoah…when did Paris Hilton have such bad skin?

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  23. FatDrunkAndStupid | July 30, 2007 at 7:09 pm

    You guys do know how Barron Hilton “made” the bulk of his fortune, right? When Conrad Hilton (founder of the Hilton Hotel chain) died, he left his entire fortune to charity. Barron contested the will, and after an 8 year court fight, ended up winning the loot his father wanted to give to charity. So this story is more than a little ironic. In any event, what the hell does Paris care? She’s been averaging like 5 million dollars a year for the past 6 years. By the time her parents croak, she’ll be a billionaire in her own right.

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  24. Big Mama | July 30, 2007 at 7:19 pm

    Who cares about her. She looks like a toad. MORE PICTURES OF THE PUPPY, PLEASE.

    PUPPY, PUPPY, PUPPY, WHAT A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY!!!!

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  25. Humanity | July 30, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    CLAP!…CLAP!…CLAP!…CLAP! Barron Hilton, Humanity as a whole thanks you, Bravo!!! CLAP!…CLAP!…CLAP!…CLAP!

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  26. tweety | July 30, 2007 at 7:29 pm

    This story is total BS. Baron was/is a complete philanderer and known for his sexual exploits. Paris is just taking after gramps, as she is more like him than any other family member. They are all social climbers(Exhibit A: Pairs mom’s lame TV show) using their name to get ahead. Like she needs his money. Of course, she needs to get a clue and a real brain, but no Will can pass either of those things to her.

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  27. lastangelman | July 30, 2007 at 7:35 pm

    Sources checks out. Barron is donating the WHOLE fortune, not just Paris’s share to charity – Conrad N. Hilton Foundation. Paris made eight million last year on her own is expected to triple that figure at end of next year’s financial (June ’08), despite jail time experience. If she were a public traded company, her stock would be skyrocketing. Can you imagine Paris Hilton IPO? She plays dumb but momma ain’t raise no dummy.
    Nicky, OTOH …. oh dear!

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  28. curlyfrie | July 30, 2007 at 7:37 pm

    she should not get that money she will use it one drugs!!(puppy so cute)

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  29. Don | July 30, 2007 at 7:46 pm

    She’s still far more rich than all of us combined.

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  30. joe | July 30, 2007 at 7:53 pm

    #27

    If she’s just playing dumb then she deserves an Oscar.

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  31. Humanity | July 30, 2007 at 8:01 pm

    UPDATE!!! BANG!…BANG!…BANG!…BANG!…BANG Barron Hilton, Humanity as a whole now would like to SHOOT you!!! BANG!…BANG!…BANG!…BANG!

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  32. woodhorse | July 30, 2007 at 8:11 pm

    My best friend has one of those rat dogs. It is sweet and all but it can’t even qualify for a flippin dog. We went walking one night and a kitten kicked it’s ass. If a person wants something that small, why not just get a cat instead of a neurotic freak of nature. The original Chihuahuas were vicious predators in Mexico, furry, and much larger. I had a friend in high school that owned one and we had to whisper when we went into the house to get a coke or her dog’s blood pressure would go up and his eye would pop out. He’d been to the vet like 6 times for that. Why do people want these dogs (sic)?

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  33. Arden | July 30, 2007 at 8:14 pm

    No, he didn’t. And why do you care so much?

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  34. LAST!!! | July 30, 2007 at 8:21 pm

    LAST SUCKERS!!!

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  35. Sheva | July 30, 2007 at 8:54 pm

    The dog will be run over after the neighbors chase it from their property.
    Dead in two to three weeks tops.

    The cunt is so self-absorbed she won’t even know its gone.

    How I wish she was cut off. I would pay all my friends $5 each for the gang bang party. And she would love it.

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  36. dipstik | July 30, 2007 at 9:17 pm

    who gives a rat’s (or rat-dog’s?) arse? Paris and her latest offspring can just shrivel and die, festering lowlifes!

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  37. lil dillup | July 30, 2007 at 9:54 pm

    i love white hoes……..da richer da better

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  38. blah, blah, blah | July 30, 2007 at 10:32 pm

    @25, that is what she “has”, it’s nothing to applaud. Other than that, the pictures posted make her wonky-eye SO apparent, I would disinherit her by that fact alone!

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  39. roughdaddy | July 30, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    couldnt that old fool stop all this nonsense when she started all this@ 12 yrs old…?

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  40. hjkgfdsdfghjgfdsff | July 30, 2007 at 10:55 pm

    PPLZ…shes not THAT ugly.. her dog is cute.. and even if her grandfather disinherited her…. so what? shes got like a millions and millions of dollars….

    she could sell all her tshirts and feed a small third world country…

    and also he will prolly put her back in his will soon

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  41. john | July 30, 2007 at 11:46 pm

    i’d still pay her to have sex

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  42. kristin | July 31, 2007 at 12:23 am

    wow. they really do have the same “wonky” eye.

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  43. Street Poker | July 31, 2007 at 1:16 am

    Poor Paris! It looks like her bad reputation finally caught up to her:

    http://repptide.com/commenting.php?value=207

    Good for gramps for sticking up to some principles!

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  44. DingFriesAreDone | July 31, 2007 at 1:47 am

    I so hope this story is true. Let her live on her own income.

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  45. urachka | July 31, 2007 at 2:24 am

    #21, I agree with you – “bad publicity is still publicity.”

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  46. gink | July 31, 2007 at 3:13 am

    boo fucking hoo

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  47. miss oblivious | July 31, 2007 at 3:28 am

    Wonky Wonky Wonky Eye! Now I finally see what everyones been talking about!

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  48. Bored Again | July 31, 2007 at 4:45 am

    @31. ha ha!

    She really needs to sort that eye of hers out. She’s starting to look more and more like a crackhead every day. And she needs to stop wearing tight jeans too because her thighs are fat. Lipo and eye surgery, Paris – that’s the way to go. Forget about the small dogs; you’ve got bigger and wonkier problems.

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  49. Luna | July 31, 2007 at 7:58 am

    baby girls its ok my sugar daddy will look after u haha not ur not a money maker

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  50. luna | July 31, 2007 at 8:10 am

    WHERE are the over sized sunnies, she can wear them in the beach but not now what is going on ?

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